Freeze, scum! We're the Virgin Assassins! We hunt down weak/ugly guys over the age of 18.
If you can prove to us that you've had sex at least once in your pathetic life, you may live. If not, you'll be executed on the spot.
one time i had sex with my little sister as a prank
How about I try to pleasure you and we will see.hehe, I don't have a clue but i'l atleast get to put Penis in vagina
*sigh of relief*
>>27175147
>"Yeah but we can't just take your word for granted"
>"Also weak/ugly guys shouldn't be allowed to have sex"
*shoots*
Your steel bullets are no match for my rune armor
>>27175054
DO IT!
Pull the fucking trigger
>>27175054
*teleports behind them*
I bet you two wenches wish you'd read up on Wizards now
*unsheathes magic*
*turns their guns to bananas*
You ladys look like you need some potassium! potassium nitrate that is...
*bananas asplode over them as they burn to a crisp*
heh I that's the first time I've felt some chemistry between grils
>>27175265
I think he was implying that the sweet embrace of death is an easy way to end his virgin suffering.
>>27175500
>that post
>that get
>heh I that's the first time I've felt some chemistry between girls
10/10
I had gay sex, does that count?
>>27175669
do you want it to count?
>>27175054
Thank god. Here, aim your guns at this spot on the back of my head, right where the brain stem is.
>left shoulders a rifle in her armpit
>right shoulders the rifle properly and grips it well
>no trigger discipline though
Dunno what's worse. One will hurt herself one will hurt others.
Probably hiring the one on the left.
