Will some girl please be my online mommy gf. We don't even have to ever meet. I just want to be consoled and given affection. I'll be a wonderful boy for you. I can't give you much, of course, but I'll offer you my utter loyalty and pure love.
>>27174664
Ok, I suppose, I shall be your mommy.
>>27174664
>tfw no oka-san club advisor gf
>>27174677
R-really? Where do we go from here? I'm new to this, Mom.
Could I have one too?
I can't give much either, just my affection and loyalty. I'll do my best to make you feel good and loved.
>>27174677
dad why are you wearing moms clothes?
>>27175550
Of course, sweetie! This is why mommies have two breasts, one for each of my little boys.
>>27174664What's it like having a mommy?
>>27174834
Go clean your room and take out the trash.
>tfw no mommy bf
I doubt this is original
>>27176353
>tfw no daddy gf
>mommy gf
I'd rather have a girl love me like a mommy but also a best friend, where we treat each other like best friends that like to kiss, cuddle and fuck
I don't need to be taken care of
>>27176673
this is basically what I want in life
>>27175600
Do I have to share? :(
>When I was a child, all my friends were older girls who basically took care of me in school.
>They used to headpat me sometimes.
>Used to snuggle in between them when they were all sitting down together.
>As I got older, I started developing crushes on them.
>All of them either rejected me, or was taken at that point.
>We slowly drifted apart, as all friends eventually do.
I can easily say that the entire reason I have a major attraction to mature, motherly women is because of that. And even though I prefer being on top, I want to be the little spoon, and I love getting headpats.It can't be even called mommy issues because my own mother and I have a completely normal relationship.
>>27174664
Don't do it OP.
Some guy pretending girl will collect your data and archive your intimate messages. Either that or some 3DPD who just wants to roleplay for special snowflake points. You will be deceived and mocked. Don't fall for it. 3D women can't love.
>>27176651
Don't worry, son. I need to finish cleaning the car, but after that I'll help you with your homework. Get as far as you can and I'll check your answers, okay?
>>27178451
But daddy I wanna work on the car with you instead!
>>27178496
Tell ya what, do your homework and you can help me once you're finished. I'll go slow so we can work together when you're done.
>>27178586
Okay, I'll hurry and finish real fast, you'll see!
>>27175574
fucking shit anon I'm dying
>>27178667
Heh heh heh...
My kid's so great.
>utter loyalty and pure love.
Yes, yes until one day you can't be bothered and just don't sign in anymore. Or decide you want to give that 3D girl a spin. Or you get angry your sexual advances get turned down and go in a huff. Or can't handle silence and decide it must be awkward silence as who can actually enjoy that?
Fun fun, total and unwavering loyalty.
>>27178843
What's the point of a mommy gf if there are no sexual advances?
>>27178873
Who are you to make advances towards your mommy gf? Know your place you little shit.
>>27178667
>>27178743
Don't encourage him, dad!
Go back and do your homework right now, young man! If you don't, I won't let you wash the car with your father.
>>27178909
I didn't say I would. I'm sorry. I was just asking.
>>27178919
Wait, is this the mommy bf? Wouldn't he have to be in a relationship with the daddy gf, in which case the son is just a son and doesn't have a bf/gf? Poor kid.
>>27176673
Renegade
>>27178909
Triggered? i can smell the anger on you.
>>27176353
>>27178984
>mommy bf
Disgusting. I've been doing mommy gf threads from the start and I do not want that faggotry to tarnish the meme.
>>27179237
I hope it does for the lulz
>>27179227
Congrats dess.
>>27179317
Thanks i'm here forever
