>tell oneitis that they started making Ditto plushies since she's into Pokemonthe Anime, not the games
>tell her I wish there was more Gardevoir merchandise
>she says she prefers Gallade since "he's badass and hasn't been brutalized by the Internet"
>she's also into MLP, which is why I used that example
Is my oneitis a pretentious bitch or am I somehow in the wrong for seperating canon from whatever the fuck DeviantArt does?
your both gay weeaboo little bitches, for fuck sake kid
If you talk about Pokemon in your adult life you are a failure as a human and need to grow up.
>>27173161
>he says this unironically whilst posting on r9k
>>27173131
She's not pretentious, she's just autistic
Pretending real life is the internet may come off as pretentious to someone else on the internet, but to adults who don't spend time talking about making stuffed animals based on cartoon characters, it comes off as retarded or childish
often both
What you should tell her is that if she wants to start a positive chain of non-brutalization, she should make the gallade or gardevoir plush and simply portray it in a non-sexual light
>>27173196
Or actually, just tell your one-itis that you might start seeing another girl who likes gallade/gardevoir
I mean, it's not as if your oneitis would start dating you any sooner if you kept yourself single, right?
>>27173196
I was about to tell her "If someone draws Mario in a dress, that doesn't make Super Mario Bros. worse" but she said she had to go. I feel like she's mad at me.
>>27173208
I'm not saying you should stop talking to her, but apologize and then move on
say "I'm sorry for not treating your opinions as if I thought they were valid, I disagree, but that doesn't mean you can't be right" the next time you text her
don't text her more than one reply, even if you are just correcting a typo in the next response
the next time you see her, treat her as if nothing happened
>>27173131
>Is my oneitis a pretentious bitch
Yes, yes she is
>>27173270
>what the fuck now I can't enjoy my SINGLE PLAYER, OFFLINE RPG because someone drew circles on that Pokemon
>>27173131
She's either underage or autistic. Either way both of you should kill yourselves.
>>27173131
and the day has come.. the misbegotten, self absorbed man children that spread the MLP disease/scourge have invaded the last bastion of sanity, the last best hope for mankind. this is making me think of just not coming back to 4chan
>>27173341
We're both 18, I asked her if she was autistic when we first met and she got fucking mad. This was after she tried to tell me she has 2 Hearts because she's a Time Lord.
>>27173131
This girl is straight up conttadicting herself every other message. Your oneitis, she be crazy, proceed with caution or find another vessel laddy.
>>27173131
She's interested in how they would be appreciated socially in your community. You view them in isolation.
I don't know shit about mlp or Pokemon but this is how they think. There's nothing wrong with either approach since it's completely inconsequential.
>>27173379
Now you're just baiting me
>>27173379
Nothing like an autist getting mad that you called them autistic
>>27173420
Pic related is also her a couple weeks ago.
>>27173379
Is she cute? Original
>>27173437
So, why the fuck do you put up with her? I would drop a person like that like a ton of bricks unless they were providing me with something I needed.
>>27173437
Why does she have a uh high opinions of things without any desire to back them up?
Btw op you seem like you are a good conversationalist. Are you starting these debates or is she?
>>27173437
>Sardonic
>myriad
Good words but hesus don't use them if you don't have chuunibyou.
>>27173131
>>27173437
Just stop trying OP, you're talking to a woman who sees through bullshit and is clearly more intelligent than you
I understand her reasoning. Her enjoyment of something has been ruined by the fanbase it has attracted. It's a dumb reasoning, but most people are guilty of it. I have no interest in playing games like FNAF, Minecraft, and Undertale because of the fanbase they have attracted. I can't look at them objectively and not think of the fanbase. Can you honestly look at Sonic games and not think of Chris-Chan, SammyClassicSonicFan, and the infinite number of bad furry art and OCs on DeviantArt? I doubt it.
>>27173437
>>27173131
holy shit please stop talking to this person
>what do you think?
>tee hee, non-answer
>but what?
>evasive answer
>re-ask
>evasive answer
>re-ask
>evasive answer
all with non-stop thesaurus bullshit
I am officially mad
>>27173490
"A uh" was supposed to be such. Idk what happened to me there
>>27173458
She's an Acne Scar ridden Korean with an awful Fashion Sense who wears Top Hat Hair Clips, isn't a Virgin, and is currently going to Uni 4 Hours away from me. You decide.
>>27173477
She is pretty much my only friend and she lets me talk to her about pretty much anything.
>>27173437
>that's not how I think
Holy fuck this triggers me.
>>27173490
I always initiate a specific topic of discussion, but a lot of the times she will text me first to see if I'm okay.
>>27173501
I have trouble finishing night vale because faggots turned that shit into their own personal sex show. I know I should enjoy it by itself but it bothers me that it's viewed more for its subtle sexual interactions and not it's genuinely well written humor
>>27173506
>She's an Acne Scar ridden Korean with an awful Fashion Sense who wears Top Hat Hair Clips, isn't a Virgin
>She is pretty much my only friend and she lets me talk to her about pretty much anything.
Jesus dude just get a steam friend or something, fuck.
>>27173506
>She is pretty much my only friend and she lets me talk to her about pretty much anything.
Have some standards man. Drop her
>>27173525
I wish she was actually bothering to support her ideas. These conversations sound interesting.
>>27173501
If the entirety of a fanbase enjoys writing stories and/or drawing pictures of a game more than actually playing the game itself, it's most likely a shitty game anyway.
>>27173392
This.
Women can't have a passion or hobby in the litteral sense of the term. It's always in relation to others.
>>27173555
No it's usually because people like single player shames with stories and when those stories are over they crave more. So they create more themselves. A lot of shit on deviantart spawns from horny tumblr teenagers trying to jerk off
>>27173599
Shames? I think I'm having a stroke
>>27173599
>>27173616
>I think I'm having a stroke
Rip anon
incredible levels of autism
>tfw you realize that your texts are twice as autistic as these, and that's why people hate you.
feelsbadman
>>27173638
This statement has been proofread, researched and verified.
>>27173131
She's correct.
And you are quite the faggot.
Your spaghetti spilled everywhere and now she knows you sexualize pokemon.
>>27173492
how does that in anyway show shes smarter?
>>27173737
She's known Gardevoir is my favorite for a very long time.
>>27173840
Then she knows you're a beta and have no chance with her.
>>27173437
Holy shit she sounds autistic as fuck.
>pokemon is single player
>he doesn't play competitive PvPs
i'd fuck your gardevoir with my gengar or scizor
>>27174984
More like she is tired of having to spell everything out to the faggot OP, and it looks like OP bothers her a lot. Like a creep. She doesn't want to say it to his face or his teenage angst might go school shooter mode.
>>27175183
My gardevoir fucked darkrais.
>>27175372
>Darkrai
>play Ubers
or
>playing against children
OU or VGC are the only ways to play.
Your roastie and yourself can fuck off this board
OP is the kind of person that still thinks Sonic is way past cool.
OP's oneitis is the kind of person who thinks laughing at CWC is still cool.
Both are autistic, but at least one of them tries to be self-aware.
>>27175392
I played ubers with teams I liked. Some were banned. Like blaziken. I dont like the meta game now. I miss my rain team.
>likes the queen of waifumon
>defends internet autist art
>treats a game that has been designed, from the start, to be a multiplayer adventure even kids can enjoy like it was a single-player game
>gets so spergmad about his oneitis disagreeing with him that he starts to lose his feelings for her
>is literally going with a 2d animal of neutral gender over a girl who, by definition, he obsesses over
