/chestlets/
Who here unironically hates little boys posing as women?
>>27172650
me
chestlets should be forced to inject boob growing hormones
>>27172650
Paizuri, man...
That is all I want in life.
>>27172650
Tits are everything a man needs in life
>>27172650
I was about to get mad at you for provoking them to come into this delicious tits thread.
Then I remember they will ALWAYS get assmad and vehemently attack any busty thread on any board.
They have serious self image issues.They deserve it, they are worthless
>>27173827
this 2bh (to be honest))
Bump, I like this thread in an original comment kind of way
>mfw a chestlet flirts with me
>>27172650
big tits will become very saggy and ugly when those women eventually hit the wall.
Flat chests are forever and will not be ruined by the passage of time
just saying
>>27174111
>enjoying sexual virility and infinite happiness while a beautiful cowtits wife is still in her prime, then settle down in old age as you ease up on sex and only continue growing closer
or
>being miserable with a chestlet from the day you meet her to the day you die
The first one sounds much better imho
>>27174111
Good thing I live in the present.
>>27174142
>cowtits wife is still in her prime
If she's still in her prime, she probably wouldn't even look at you as she knows she can get chads with her cowtits. enjoy the saggy udders and stretch marks
>being miserable with a chestlet
bitch please, stop projecting your pleb taste. Not everyone likes huge clumps of fat
>>27174111
>Marry a girl with DD's
>Wife has a kid - D cups. A little sag but still huge, and soft
>Best friend marries a girl with *maybe* A cups
>She has a kid - still *maybe* an A cup, friend complains her tits now look like wrinkly deflated balloons, says they are hideous, only fucks her from behind, now.
Big tits still win
round up all the chestlets and gas them
>>27174314
>Marry a girl
I forget this place was infested normies
>>27174303
gay and fag 2bhfamily
>>27174351
gas the chestlets! boob war now!
>>27174303
>Not everyone likes huge clumps of fat
>says the jealous chestlet as she wipes away the tears on her face
>>27174351
That was magnificent.
Poor chestlets.
>>27174366
eh no..
she looks like she has a kid already and is suffering from back problems if you ask mewhatever helps you sleep at night kid
But girls with big tits tend to be so fat, which is gross. No thank you.
>>27174303
>If she's still in her prime, she probably wouldn't even look at you as she knows she can get chads with her cowtits. enjoy the saggy udders and stretch marks
Actually, women with bigger breasts are both smarter and more discerning. There's scientific evidence to support a correlation between genetic fitness and breast size. And a woman with bigger breasts is used to getting attention from superficial men, so she knows what to look for in a worthy, genuine mate.
>huge clumps of fat
Muh appeal to emotion.
Nice try, though.
Maybe in next life chestlets.
I do my brain doesn't even register women under a d cup as female. Nothing screams genetic failure like a chestlet
>>27174428
I love Anzu, but c'mon m8 she's flat as fuck.
Probably has/had anorexia, she is in auschwitz skelly mode.
>>27174399
>ugly girl who is ugly regardless of her chest and average looking girl with a lager than average chest
what is your point?
>>27174428
kill yourselfkill yourself my man
>>27174508
>average looking girl
Says the pedophile who posts a literal child. Chestlet admirers truly are disgusting individuals.
>>27174428
That's bullshit. But still, big soft girls with big soft breasts are pretty great, famalam.
>>27174502
She's the perfect body type.
>>27174513
Disgusting fatty.
>>27174508
Anon it's not cool to like 12 year old girls. Also it's an objective fact that each cup size adds a point on the attractiveness scale.
![ca914aa0-3806-0133-4786-0a2ca390b447[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/me5PTEL.jpg "ca914aa0-3806-0133-4786-0a2ca390b447[1].jpg")
HIGH TEST ALPHA MALE THREAD
CHESTLETS NEED NOT APPLY
>>27174543
>12 year old boy needs this much makeup to look like a girl
Ever notice how big tits qts don't even need to slather their face in disgusting chemicals? Enjoy having a gf who looks like an ayy lmao without her daily application of the cosmetic jew, anon.
>>27174440
>>27174440
>women with bigger breasts are both smarter and more discerning
actually no as they don't have to use their brains as much because men will give them attention soley because of tits
>correlation between genetic fitness and breast size
Genetic fitness and intelligence are not the same thing. you can be the most dumb roastie whore on the planet and still pass on your genes. It's not that hard just take a look at all those single mothers out there and you'll see
>tfw ex was 32J
Ahhhhhforfucksake
>>27174597
The picture you posted is photoshopped to hell. Her skin doesn't even have any texture.
![fat-chick_02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U3lbJGZ.jpg "fat-chick_02[1].jpg")
What did my fellow alpha males get up to today?
I just went to the gym and drank my protein shake. Getting mad gains due to this high test
Cow tits are gross
>>27174623
>m-muh high test
where would the world be without titcows? nowhere that's where
>>27174525
>>27174570
>HURR DURR HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR AN ASIAN WOMEN TO BE THIS BEAUTIFUL!?! IT MUST BE A CHILD YOU'RE A PEDO!!!!
![Phoenix-Wild-chubby-babe(10)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0B639t.jpg "Phoenix-Wild-chubby-babe(10)[1].jpg")
Nothing I love more than a high test girl
Chestlets are such pathetic fucking disgusting freaks
Chestlets will never be the center of attention.
>>27174593
We've been over this a billion times anon there's a difference between high test and obese. Obese isn't healthy and is disgusting. High test is what a proper fertile child bearing women looks like.
>>27174602
but you deleted all her pics and burnt the hard drive
>>27174660
why do you want a girl with high testosterone/cholesterol?
>>27174648
>post a ten year old boy
>thinks it's a beautiful girl
Wew lad anon that's some good b8
![vi260[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LVacXoe.jpg "vi260[1].jpg")
ugh, chestlets am I right guys? Just kill them all.
They'll die off eventually if we just killed all low test beta males
![3fi683[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kcJ5A8R.jpg "3fi683[1].jpg")
Real men love girls with meat on their bones
>>27174508
Big tits make a girl that would otherwise be a 4-5/10 automatically a 7/10
>>27174667
This white knight/devastated chestlet does nothing but monitor /r9k/ all day waiting for these kinds of threads. We try to ignore them in hopes they'll stop posting these bathtubs of lard.
>>27174693
>>27174716
>pedo/angry chestlet tears
>>27174693
I love how all these pedos and chestlets have to resort to posting these ugly obese women. If you're seriously comparing that to something like >>27174440 you have a mental problem
>>27174691
>post a ten year old boy
Stll looks a thousand times better than most shit in this thread if you ask me
![3fi174[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/epZN0DF.jpg "3fi174[1].jpg")
>>27174751
Yeah, fucking pathetic loser pedos and chestlets
They can't handle a real woman
>>27174767
>admits he's attracted to ten year old boys
See a psychiatrist immediately.
>>27174767
no one asked you, faggot
>>27174693
>trying to sabotage out of jealousy
sorry bro
Mad chestlets and pedofags implying all real women with big tits are obese hamplanets
kek
![bimbo-doll[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TzxQYZi.jpg "bimbo-doll[1].jpg")
Low test betas can't handle a beautiful and respectable big breasted woman
>>27174807
no one asked you either
If you're tits aren't bigger than these [swipe left] xD
>>27174351
sauce
oregano
>>27174849
u le made brah?
![2ECDB4BE00000578-3333707-image-a-94_1448470069305[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lXMdYsI.jpg "2ECDB4BE00000578-3333707-image-a-94_1448470069305[1].jpg")
>>27174869
beta fucking low test males care about grammar because they're nerds who sit on their computer all day
I do alpha male shit
>>27174790
>real woman
angry roastie detected!
you were a bit to obvious this time
next time try to blend in a little harder like all the other fat lovers in this thread
>>27174593
God i wanna fall asleep on her so bad.
It's scientifically proven that big breasted women are faithful and good mates with a high intelligence.
>>27174915
Hello, fellow high test alpha male.
![black-women-with-big-nipples[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GfI9Xo4.jpg "black-women-with-big-nipples[1].jpg")
Speaking of high test beautiful big breasted partners
I can't think of anything better than a bbbw
>>27174795
If you had to choose between a diamond and a turd, it wouldn't mean you'd be attracted to diamonds would it?
besides all these people shouting pedo just can't fathom a girl looking like this and have to instantly shout things like pedo or gay to be able to rationalize it in their heads
>>27174967
Most blacks are pretty gross looking
>there are pedophiles and chestlets in this thread foaming at the mouth right now
L O L !
O
L
!
>>27173679
to be fair if we could invent that shit like 99% of women would already be walking around with huge udders (and chestlets would be ridiculed daily)
I just want to have sex with Mari.
original muted tittites
>>27174927
>big breasted women
>high intelligence
>faithful and good mates
choose 1
![nrm_1423930095-whitney-thore-obesity-fabulous-life-665x385[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HwcsjHf.jpg "nrm_1423930095-whitney-thore-obesity-fabulous-life-665x385[1].jpg")
>>27175016
mad chestlet/pedo detected
take your low test somewhere else
>>27174982
how can you not find this disgusting?
>>27174967
ya like tiggernits?
i got ya cuz
>Implying big tits mean anything when the woman is fat
Big tits are nice, but not when the woman is fucking spherical
![6ODynRx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IEub6p3.jpg "6ODynRx[1].jpg")
>>27175057
ugh, do you have to make such toxic comments?
posting a classic picture with an original comment
![tumblr_mc0273pTOZ1rign10o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CugidAh.jpg "tumblr_mc0273pTOZ1rign10o1_500[1].jpg")
I think everyone's test just got raised from seeing this thread
Scientists have hypothesized that non-paraphilic sexual attraction to breasts is the result of their function as a secondary sex characteristic.
>>27175044
sure thing kiddo you are a good boy with your goodie two shoe taste in women. enjoy your cow for all it's worth until you realize that with most big breasted women, the only thing that developed in their life was their tits.gravity always wins in the end
![AF59303[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SBgqPZb.jpg "AF59303[1].jpg")
It's funny how jealous disgusting skinny bitches get about big breasted women
No man will ever find you attractive
Real talk, how can 'straight' men unironically hate a pair of big tits? Its an extremely common thing to be attracted hence its praise, regardless of being a man or woman as well as being a defining and prominent trait to a woman, just because you prefer ass (something we all have) =/= you should hate tits by default, a guy should appreciate it all. Any guy who actually believes no tits is better than a big pair deserves to be questioned thoroughly to why.
Evolutionary psychologists theorize that humans' permanently enlarged breasts, in contrast to other primates' breasts, which only enlarge during ovulation, allows human females to "solicit [human] male attention and investment even when they are not really fertile
![Adina_0180[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QLw8PvK.jpg "Adina_0180[1].jpg")
>>27175182
"men" who don't like big breasted beauties
>>27175100
>toxic comments
here's your (you) so now you can screencap this and post it on plebbit for upboats.
>>27175197
HO L Y S H I T
NOW THAT'S HIGH TEST
>>27175182
Chestlets are responsible for the hate. They create it because of their insecurity. All men love big breasts. But some will be forced to act like they hate big tits because their gf is a chestlet and withholds sex until they agree with her.
It's the same principle behind "male feminists".
![BustyAm15_954587780[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xGM2wI5.jpg "BustyAm15_954587780[1].jpg")
Honestly, we should ban "males" from not being attracted to high test women.
And ban cp
And ban c models
And ban drawn kids
Because high test women aren't insecure
![690586255[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K0QW0cU.jpg "690586255[1].jpg")
We need to raise the age of consent to 35 to protect women's rights and men from becoming low test
>>27174111
I'm a flag chested girl myself, but that's not true, as the others noted
I'd rather keep my natural breast enlargement routine until I have DD's and then when I get old if they get ugly I can get surgery to get them down to a C cup or something like that, than keep being flat chested forever
Threads like these never fail to disappoint me in how many normies come to r9k now.
>anyone who doesn't like big tits is a pedo
Not everyone shares your normie tastes.
do you have a folder of nasty ass bitches you keep just to spam threads like these?
pathetic
>>27175168
These tits are small and this girl's whole body is disgusting, post actual good looking non-chestlets for us alpha males.
UGH SICK GROSS
>>27175257
and ban normies from r9k.so the first thing you should do is fuck of to whatever normie site you came from. honestly ban drawn kids? they are not even real gtfo man.
>>27175390
>being a kidfucker
>falling this hard for obvious bait
Kill yourself my man
>>27175292
>its normie to have common biological attraction
Sorry not everyones into loli shit mate, not all of us aren't that mentally deranged.
>disgusting cows and cow sympathisers are so insecure you get banned for posting cute girls
Is there anything more pathetic?
wew lads, can't believe how many white knights and pedos we've outed in this thread alone. keep up the good work, my fellow patricians
>>27175280
Please God help me get tits like these
>>27175417
claim it was bait so no one will call out the bullshit right?
>>27175474
It's not my bait, it's just extremely obvious that that's bait.
Hate to break it to you, but you have the downs kiddo.
>>27175431
and again with the ''you're a pedo and crazy'' narrative. honestly you can like women with small chest and not be pedo.
>>27174623
Me too I still feel my muscles swelling. Right now I am caressing my huge penis in front of my cam to impress a college cutie with H cups. She's so submissive for me it's adorable.
>>27175521
>the downs kiddo.
so this was an example of what bait is right?
>all the women in my family are stacked
>I'm only a b-cup
JUST
>>27175535
Nice meme you flaming homopedo faggot.
>>27175522
You can, but you can't deny how weird it sounds if you say you prefer small boobs to big ones, its similar to saying you prefer a small ass to a big one. If your partner has those and you love her regardless, fair enough, but making it out you actually prefer under-developed all round won't get you some odd looks.
>>27175292
I like cow tits and I have been here (unfortunately) for years. Granted, I am pretty open with my body preferences so perhaps I might not be invited to the exclusively preferred big titties club.
Secondly a robot going for cow tits in today's degenerate society is like a man throwing themselves into a fire just to get beef. Not worth it. Big breasted gals are among the first to be lead into such modern culture, guaranteed.
The only possible exception are single milfs and mature women. Not that they didn't go head first into that lifestyle when they were young and big titted, but at least now you won't have to worry too much about losing them to the temptations from the rest of the world because less of the world will bother tempting them.
>>27175280
>natural breast enlargement routine
by getting fat? or like.. pregnant?
big tits are objectively superior
you can do everything with big tits you can do with flat tits but not vice versa
>>27175576
I agree
Just like how people who say they don't like football are fucking weird fucks. Like, you actually prefer to go on your computer? Study and Internet? That's weird and for fucking nerds. Real mean watch football.
Like dude, wtf if u don't like big tits. Also, respect single mothers and her past doesn't matter. Real men like meat not bones.
>>27172650
>>27173679
>>27173742
t. genetic trash robots who settled for ugly landwhales
>>27175593
There's a whole forum about it (breastnexus.com), and I'm 95 pounds so yeah I would benefit from weight gain as well.
>>27175639
They're normalfags with normalfag tastes. They'll never understand what it's like to be a patrician so they'll go along with social norms and date some "chubby" girl with big tits (with veins and big nipples like real life) just for their shitty fetish.
The irony is that these people are such filth and normalshit that they don't even realize how high they are on the pleb scale.
They'll never understand aesthetics
>>27175637
>football are fucking weird fucks. Like, you actually prefer to go on your computer? Study and Internet? That's weird and for fucking nerds. Real mean watch football.
r9k is over my fellow robots. if this thread is any good indication the normies severely outnumber us now.did you have to make it so blatantly obvious you're a normie?
>>27175590
gotta find those sheltered religious titcows
pretty much like finding a unicorn today but look at it like and adventure, like going and discovering africa or inventing electricity, man must undertake such tasks or perish
>>27175741
my man, I couldn't have said it better myself
>>27172650
The fact that DFC no longer means anything disgusts me about 4chan anymore.
>>27174665
rofl this fucking pic
anyone got the full size?
>>27175797
>doesn't know that DFC was an ironic meme relating strictly to traps and anime
>fashions himself an oldfag
lel
>>27175741
Do you consider your photo to be /aesthetic/
is hebephilia /aesthetic/
>>27175918
On a scale I would rate it 11/10 aeshetics
Any size is nice as long as they look nice. Theres way too much fat being posted. Boobs arent good for the sake of being big. Its all about shape. Smaller boobs are perky, flat doesn't even have to worry, 36DD are alright for like playboy model level girls. I prefer small and cute girls so they arent likely to have big boobs but it really doesn't matter much. This argument is like the reverse of pic related.
>>27174543
literal faggot
>>27176029
>not wanting a small, cute and huge tittied girl
>>27176232
I said they arent likely to have big boobs and that I don't care about size. I'm not adding a boob size restriction to my ridiculously high standards. I am perfectly okay with legal loli.
>>27176264
>to my ridiculously high standards
it's okay brah, we're all gonna make it
r-right?
eviscerate all chestlets
>>27176293
I won't thats for sure. I don't even know if my hair color restriction is naturally possible.
>>27176358
bless us with your standards please
i'm very curious
>>27177027
>Short blueish black hair.
>Shorter than me by a foot.
>Younger by a year.
>Don't care about breast size
>tomboyish personality must be love shy, decent to hang out with, play video games, and watch anime
>must be a virgin
>cute nose
>small mouth
>big eyes
>pale skin
This is as close as anime has gotten and is my waifu.
>>27174973
coming from someone who legitimately loves asians
that legit looks like a 12 year old
>>27172650
Fuck you OP. Just lost no fap thanks to this thread.
>>27175766
shit man source on the cowtit womanlet?
>>27174638
what a shit cosplay
kill yourself
>>27174351
s a u c e
how can someone post this without a source family
>>27177685
you lost way more than that when you decided to fall for memes and do what the internet tells you to do
![1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Efspvt.jpg "1[1].jpg")
