You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>experienced a sexual encounter with a girl
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>made prolonged eye contact with a girl
>been photographed alongside a girl
>enjoyed the company of girls
>been friends with a girl
>been hugged by a girl
>held a girls hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female/homosexual.
fugg, does the being freinds count if it was when you were like 8 and never saw each other again?
>>27172658
No more than being kissed by your mother or being in a class picture.
>>27172441
So I'm locked out cause I was on a sports team with my sister and moms are annoying about pictures. Got it I'll respect your thread.
>>27172884
Read the post directly above yours.
>>27172441
"Let's post a thread about being a touchless virgin :^("
"Oh, ban girls from entering tho"
Quality.
>>27172948
>"Let's post a thread about being a touchless virgin :^("
>"Oh, ban girls from entering tho"
Women can't be virgins
Are those things scallops?
>>27172985
Unless they're under 18, in which case they shouldn't be here at all.
Touchless bumping.
>>27172985
What if they're so incredibly horrific, they're virgins up until their late 20s?
>>27172948
>reason women are virgins
"i'm too good for him"
>reason men are virgins
"i'm not good enough for her"
QED
>>27173763
Pic with timestamp. Honorary male.
>>27173779
No real man is this much of a bitch
>>27172441
Maybe instead of a self victimization circle jerk, you could spend this time improving yourself?
virgins above the age of 21 should be executed
>>27174509
>virgins above the age of 21 should be executed
you can go first
>>27174509
It would reduce school shootings
got this! where do i apply?
>>27172441
Does this apply to older sisters, OP?
>>27174567
Was it incestuous?
>that feel when hugged by a (fat) girl
Am I a normie yet?
>>27174584
Not really anon
>Never original, why do i forget to do this
>>27174619
Sounds like you missed out.
>tfw done all of that
>tfw still a lonely robot fuck
>>27172441
>tfw gay and done less than most of the people in this thread
Bumping it up, family.
>>27172441
all checked but lately there have been women patients trying to push for more than simple work-related relationships
I just want to enjoy my quiet robot life in peace
>talking about women
>ever
there's no point to this
it's not funny, it's not constructive, it's not helpful, it's not impressive
it's nothing
there is n o t h i n g at all to be gained here
>>27175580
Probably after your money.
>>27175196
>still locked from it
Do people like this actually exist ?
ahahah
>>27176646
Don't hate, chad.
>>27175196
know that feel
original
>>27177252
It's slightly comforting to know that I'm not the only one.
>>27172441
H-hi.originalo comento
>>27177285
people here seem to think you can't be a permavirgin if you're gay. But I'm proof that it is possible. I've never really had friends either.
but yeah, others like me out there should be comforting but it mostly isn't . oh well.
>>27177356
No, what people here think is that gays don't pursue/desire women. And... what was wrong about that?
>>27177392
oh. I may have misunderstood then. I simply changed the lines in the op to men since that's what applies to me. I assumed you did the same.
>>27177356
>But I'm proof that it is possible. I've never really had friends either.
I am as well, anon. I'm about as low as they get.
>>27177392
It's not about that, it's the matter of it being a touchless virgin thread and some straightfags like to assume that gays can't be that.
>>27175196
>>27177252
>>27177285
>>27177356
>>27177421
>>27177437
I never knew how many of the posters in these threads were faggots until I started "locking" them out. Christ, it's an epidemic.
>>27172441
>>been friends with a girl
Well shit, I'm locked here forever
I liked her as a friend, we were in 3rd grade and she was actually kind of funny. Acted like a boy and all. Then I grew up and became jaded as hell...
>have brushed against a female once or twice in an elevator or something like that
>am posting in this thread anyway
you mad, touchless virgins?
Do pity hugs by a hot chick count?
>>27172441
As a gfless virgin, how does all below the first one actually happen? Were you guys homeschooled and literally never went outside before? Are you super obese and deformed manlets?
Does this count if it all happened at a young age, I'm a khv but locked from this thread because of me being relatively popular at a young age.
>>27177669
If you had any feels to post, you would have made an exception for yourself and posted them by now. What you want is to bitch.
>>27177698
I don't have feels desu, the fact that at this moment I am cut off from contact of women doesn't bother me.
Fine nigger, if you insist:
>tfw want children but stopped by no gf and distaste for women
>tfw at the same time am conflicted about children because it might be a girl
>tfw disliked by small circle of normie friends because of my misogyny
Those are muh feels
>>27177757
>no feels
Then, as this is a feels thread, you would never have posted except to say that you are not allowed to post. So why post in the first place?
>>27177805
That's a good point, but i may want to share some feels in the future and was just wondering if I was allowed entry.
>>27177475
there's like 2 of us. half those posts are mine.
>>27177437
do you think things will ever get better?
>>27177946
>do you think things will ever get better?
Not for me. I'll likely kill myself within the next two years.
>>27172441
>or if you are a female/homosexual
>homosexual
Straight male betas are literally the whiny neckbeard autists as depicted in all my favorite dank memes.
You do realize that >50% of the population is female, right? Even if you remove the dykes and mentally retarded, you could still assign 1 woman to 1 man and have women left over. And you also realize that women are basically absolutely superficial and transparent? Women want some admixture of Chad appearance, alpha personality and money. They'll settle for 1 out of 3 if they're desperate - which every 5/10 girl is due to their innate female superficiality. You could do literally anything from lifting and therapy right up to actually paying for a hooker with cash.
>m-muh friendzone
>b-buh women won't look at me
>killing myself boohoo ;_;
You wouldn't last five minutes as a fag. Being gay means you have to deal with this shit as a matter of objective truth about sexuality whereas for you it's a case of being hamstrung by your own ego and laziness. If you left your basement once and brought a girl home your parents would be overjoyed. When I brought a guy home I never got back in the house again.
There is zero excuse to be a touchless virgin failure as a straight man. If you think this is what life difficulty is, kill yourself while you're ahead.
I am turning 25 and have never kissed a girl, been on a date, had a girls number, nothing. Comprehend.
>>27178049
Nah man gays are worshipped you dumbass. You also have no clue how lifitng works because it could make you look even worse. The truth of the matter is, women arent that desperate, robots are robots for a reason
>>27178174
>gays are worshipped you dumbass
Wew lad. Outside of tumblr, most people still dislike gays.
>>27178174
>gays are worshipped
Confirmed for never leaving the house
>lifting makes you look even worse
In what universe are slender arms on a man attractive?
>women aren't that desperate
When it comes to sex: wrong. You could spend time at the gym until you have big arms/abs which is very straightforward and thirsty women will hop on your dick as a one off while they look for someone with money who isn't autistic.
>>27178174
>gays are worshipped you dumbass
Gays can be, are probably mostly, men. Women are worshiped anon, not men.
>>27178289
Yes, and rightfully so.
>>27178470
>and rightfully so.
What is this rightful reason for doing so? Why is a kv gaybot to be hated anymore than a kv straight bot?
>>27178569
Alright, Harvey Milk, enough campaigning. Back to the containment board for you freaks.
>>>/lgbt/
>>27178634
>Back to the containment board for you freaks.
So no reason and resorting back to /pol/ memes?
>>27178634
>salty beta lives a less productive existence than a two-dicks-at-once faggot
>implying others are degenerate
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>everyone is creating relationships around me
>even that one faggot I met on /v/ and became friends with because I thought he was as hopeless as me
I am so jealous and mad and angry I could grow a fucking sun with my rage holy shit why
>>27172441
What is meaningful conversation?
>called my grandma yesterday
>after a while her tone changes to more concerned than usual
>tells me I should try to find friends and go out a little
>i haven't had any friends (literally none) since I was 15, I'm 19 now
She also knows I've never had a gf but she doesn't bother me about that, my mum does though. My dad has pretty much abandoned any hope of having a normal, social son.
Any other touchless virgins thinking of ending it?
This life is truly awful.
>>27178430
Well first off, "slender arms" is for the skinny dudes, if you are already fat and are lifitng, you could start looking horrid,ive seen it.
Second you are implying women just jump on an autists dick, pretty tall words for an actual homosexual, finally you are also mistaken if you think an autist can talk to a woman, which is kind of one of the biggest parts.
>>27178988
Any talk longer than ten minutes.
Second touchless bumping
>>27174509
Beta uprising when?
serious and based as fuck question
>>27182460
Don't count on it.
>>27174509
>virgins above the age of 21 should be executed
That would be on the redundant side, wouldn't it be? Mother Nature signed the death warrants of men like me a long time ago.
Of course, that's the idealist in me. People, well the living and healthy ones, are fascinated by freaks and aberrations. It is simply not enough to let the dead bury the dead. The normal are compelled to gawk at the dead. Monsters are terribly fascinating.
The whole Elliot Rodger thing became such a huge deal not because Rodger was a killer. History, both distant and immediate, has no paucity of killers, most of whom have performed acts far more wicked than Rodger could have even dreamed about (let alone realized). Rather, Rodger was proof positive of a suspicion long held: the unwanted are evil signs and bad stars. They really are monsters. They are the face of Nature when she is dreaming very bad dreams.
So maybe the wizards like myself should be executed. However, for the sake of humanity, I at least hope it's done in an entertaining way. Let's not rob Nature of her hated children without giving her beloved ones a good laugh.
Im fucking 2 girls tomorrow night
Jelly betas?
>>27172948
the thread is about the male struggle to socialize with normal women to sustain a healthy social life and secure ones future with a wife, equality is not real right now and males are suffering. tits or gtfo
