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ITT post a picture of your favorite kind *style* of guy.
>>27168462
What's funny is that the shoop isn't far off from the original.
>>27168462
Does he have a forehead fetish or what's the deal here?
Trumpet daddies.
True gentlemen
this some sort of experiment to compare both threads? most guys grow out of TYPES after highschool
the only types after are jocks/chads, betas/loners, otaku/weebs/dorks, stoners/trainwreck druggies, and grown fucking men
>>27168462
No beard
No curly hair
Potato face, maybe a little chub
Luke rockhold > Any other beta cuck loser
>>27168797
Dolph lundgren
>>27168784
Impeccable taste, famalam.
The best kind of guy is one where you can just -feel- how soft their stomach would be on your knee, as you thrust it into him, and then picture what his face would be like as he cried.
I hate muscly guys or Chads or whatever.
I like average, slightly nerdy guys like pic related.
I don't know. Something like this I suppose.
>tfw no girls in this thread would want me
>>27169007
>>tfw no girls in this thread
>>27168924
implying that chiseled motherfucker is anywhere near average
>>27168815
>In the daytime, he studied drama at the Warren Robertson Theatre Workshop and has said that "my time in New York City opened up my adolescent Swedish eyes to a multitude of different people and lifestyles, mostly in the arts.
>I hung out with Andy Warhol, Keith Haring, Iman and Steve Rubell, danced at Studio 54, and studied acting with Andie MacDowell and Tom Hulce."[7] Standing 6'5" (195 cm), with a heavily muscular frame and distinctive looks, he stood out, and was told by friends that he could make it in movies.[7]
>He would later quit studying at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology after two weeks to pursue acting
>I hung out with Andy Warhol, Keith Haring, Iman and Steve Rubell, danced at Studio 54, and studied acting with Andie MacDowell and Tom Hulce
>He would later quit studying at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology after two weeks to pursue acting
A great mind wasted by that Great Whore, Jew York.
I would die for Dolph Lundgren's honour before my own.
First for Vernon
>Tfw no kpop bf
>>27168967
u mean a chad normscum?
>>27168924
You've hist described you fedora wearing dickhead.
Personally I like muscular guys with some fat for the powwerlifter look
Older classy black men.
>>27169179
COALBURNER WHORE DETECTED
>>27169187
I'm a black girl though...s-sorry?
>>27168535
I just realized if my oneitis actually had a kid with me he'd look exactly like Elloit.
>>27168462
You'll be mine m'lady.
>>27168784
>>27168827
thanks for giving me hope. to bad you are gays not women.
>>27169281
you're wrong pal, Y is 404 here
>>27169333
Excellent trips my friend, simply delight.
>>27169164
Something tells me you're not a girl.
>>27169281
I'm not a gay guy, gay guys have shit taste.
Look at this wholesome qt, far from shit taste as possible
>>27169333
what the fuck does y is 404 mean? speak english
>>27169367
probably xx xy
>>27168535
this toosupremely original post
>>27168535
I thought Elliot was a cutie, had a crush on Dylan, and Kyle too.
>tfw no cute misunderstood by to turn non-violent before they do something
>>27169366
He posted on r9k. Are you trying to lure him into your Venus fly trap and suck his juices out you succubus?
>>27168488
>Trumpet
Can oblige
>>27169503
>Dylan
Roof or Klebold?
Also who's Kyle?
>>27169545
Are you sure?
I've seen him post on fa, then posted him on r9k
But yes, I plan to siphon all of his qt energy and life force, so that I can consume more of his kind and grow ever more powerful.
>>27169641
Well someone posted his photo claiming that this was him posting. I don't actually know.
>>27169648
Well, fuck.
Guess I'm not siphoning any energy.
>>27169661
I have similar hair. Slightly worse face (fatter nose, maybe worse eyes but hard to judge). You think that style universally fits guys like that? Because right now I just wear hoodies and cargo pants. I could do that style though. I just find that most outfits I could change to don't appeal to me. If this stuff is good looking I could do it.not posting photo
Ferris Bueller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KFVLWX7eEY
Daniel from Freaks and Geeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuZbWSBRaEo
Lip from Shameless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swOUKqokROU
I think a lot of it is also their personalities. I'm also seeing an accent pattern that I was unaware of.
>>27169606
Dylan roof and Kyle odom
>>27169694
Post hair, at least.
And its hard to say. I guess you could shoehorn him into slackercore, if you had to pick a style, which I think works for a wide range of people. But he also is very attractive, so most anything would work for him. Maybe you would look decent like this if you live somewhere very cold.
>>27169727
Lip is ugly as fuck.
Reminds me of this greasy stoner I used to know, too.
>>27169606
Kyle odom didn't really "kill" anyone so, I don't mean to classify him with the other two, but I wish they would have had someone to listen to them and care about the, because I don't think they would have gone violent.
>>27169281
>implying only homosexuals would suck edward furlongs dick
stay hopeless because it's confirmed that you don't look like him, how do I know that? you're in r9k
>>27169774
Lip is best boy, fight me.
>>27169814
Ian a best.
>>27169806
Why don't you just not be a cunt and call out other women who are cunts instead of trying pretending you would have done something to save them.
And stop voting for left wing policies that destroy white men.
>>27169766
>post hair
Maybe after I shower and dry it. It's far longer than his right now because I haven't had it cut in 6 months, I think.
>slackercore
I'll figure out what that means some day.
>somewhere cold
Sweden. So half the year yes.
>he's very attractive
Can you describe specifics. Most descriptions I hear aren't useful. But I've thought a lot about physique and such things and it's all about proportions really. But I just don't know what proportions are important in his face. I can see his jaw is pretty good but I couldn't tell if his face is good or not without your opinion. It's symmetrical but tons of people have that.
>under your spell
>all this 3DPD
disgusting really
>>27168462
>addressing fembots on /r9k/
They are just trap troll and faggotz
>>27169887
If you look similar to him, I wouldn't recommend cutting it, long hair is pretty qt.
>specifics
>jaw, but you already pointed that out
>well shaped nose
>defined eyebrows
>round eyes that aren't too small, pretty color
>complexion isn't too dark or ruddy
>perfect balance between fat and smelly
>hairline is not receding
>pleasant facial expression, doesn't look forced
>>27169806
>>27169854
A lot of women have this sick and illogical need to "change" men that are bad, so that's what she's fetishizing.
"He'd change, for me!! I could fix everything!!"
They only experience this after the guy has already done something to become bad, though. They imagine that if only they'd gotten to him before, all he needed was some girl to tell him everything would be fine. :^)
When in reality those men would have been rejected immediately by these roasties, with no second thought.
How conceited do you need to be to think that dating somebody who has such insurmountable mental issues will magically cure them of what is driving them to want to kill other people?Fuck off.[/spoiler.]
>>27169887
>>27169949
*skelly, not smelly
Oh and slackercore is pretty much trying hard not to look like a try hard. But if you kept yourself comfy, and wore layers I bet you'd look fine
Thread is all guys posting other guys that look like more attractive versions of themselves.
>>27169814
>perpetual duck face
>jew nose
>>27169854
Reasons are
One, because I don't have any female friends
Two, because I don't vote
I just want some weirdly tall, super skinny metal-head looking fuck with a long face and cute, sleepy eyes, and a tum, and a HUGE FUCKING NOSE
basically the kid from this horrible meme or post-modern john lennon without the pretentious hippie bullshit
>>27168784
>pinches fingers together
>kisses the tips
>rapidly expand finger tips
>wiggles eyebrows
>>27169986BESTBOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ3xTjvj9tw
>>27169999
>I cannot take responsibility for my role as a female in this society because I am unable to grasp the concept of it.
>I directly contribute to the monumental societal boundaries that smother these men but still have the audacity to swoon over them only after they've snapped.
>>27170033
Great post, I upvoted.
>>27169121
Okay so assuming you're a chick, like...why?
Like, I just don't get it. I like skinny guys, but iunno, I like skinny with some grit.
They're just so.... pic related.
>>27169956
Ya, pretty much you are right. The one a girl should be concerned with fixing is herself. It's not smart of me I guess, but that is just how I felt.
>>27169727
>not liking Cameron Frye best boy
NO
>>27169956
>tfw serial killer in the making
>tfw no girl to save me
>>27169897
this pic is freaky as fuck
>>27168924
Lol this was a clever ruse. Thinking no one on /r9k/ would know who gubler is.
Either this or long haired metalheads
>>27170112
No it's not, you fucking faggot retard
>>27170052
> I directly contribute to the monumental societal boundaries that smother these men but still have the audacity to swoon over them only after they've snapped
Assuming we're referring to Columbine, you're just completely off the mark.
There's nothing in the diaries or in the available basement tapes that indicate their issue was their virginity. While they weren't necessararily popular with girls, Dylan (and Eric too, if memory serves) both had dates to the prom. They both had female friends. Dylan had a girl who helped him get guns because she had a crush on him and believe his bullshit LOL JUST FOR SHOOTING TARGETS LOL story.
I honestly see no direct correlation between all rampage shooters and ...whatever societal boundaries you are referring to one lone chick on the internet contributing to. Unless sex was specified as a motive, I'm sceptical. And even then, you're dealing with literal crazy people. They could adopt any cause that appeals to them for some unknowable reason and rationalise it.
Also thanks for the upvote and the song, tripfriend :)
>>27170146
No we aren't talking about columbine specifically, they were edgy fags. She cited Dylan Roof and Elliot specifically but it applies to more than that
>>27170092
Girls don't solve problems, we literally only cause problems.
>>27170146
I'm not speaking specifically about Columbine.
>I see no direct correlation between socially jilted beta robo males and mass shootings
ok uh huh ok
And you're welcome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDIIwHUJPfw
>>27170194
DYLANN WITH TWO N'S NOT DYLAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27169090
Worth it for Ivan Drago
>>27170194
> She cited Dylan Roof and Elliot specifically but it applies to more than that
Ahh, I don't know about their cases as much.
Like, I know a bunch of people on the left immediately said that Elliot and Roof were OBVIOUSLY products of sexism and racism respectively, because of what they said.
But even then, I'm still very hesitant to take these people at their word for what their own motives are. Peter Sotos wrote the introduction for Gates of Janus, and he makes an excellent point about how these sorts of people craft their personalities, and that makes their opinion untrustworthy.
>>27170199
> we literally only cause problems.
You're really trying too hard to suck up to boys on the internet.
> ok uh huh ok
Excellent argument.
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>>27170379
In the middle, he's so perfect
>>27170318
I love how women always bring up the internalized misogyny/pandering to men argument when they meet a female who agrees with majority male opinions.
It's my favourite meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC8W5lgTpEE
>>27168462
Im a straight guy, but this guy....
>>27170385
whoaj
whoah
whoooooooooahhhhh
>>27170389
Well, let's throw your own logic back at you.
Women, by your own admission, only cause problems. We're awful and selfish and narcissistic and everything we do is done as an act of attention whoring. If Chad isn't around to satiate us, we can certainly rely temporarily on betas on 4chan.
Because of this inherent clamouring for attention, nothing women say is genuine or sincere. All affections, opinions, hobbies, etc. are all expertly calculated to curry favour with males and draw distinction amongst other females.
To say you are some exempt from this obviously observed behaviour in women would make you some special snowflake insisting she's "not like the other girls", to accept it as truth proves me right.
Don't toast your roast on the way out, trip-buddy.
>>27170385
Looks like Paul Bernardo, anon.
>>27170496
Hmm that was pretty good logic.
Don't worry drizzle, if you really are just subconsciously trying to be on the guys side so they like you, then you aren't the only one.
I think I do it sometimes lol.
They are just so sensitive and cute when they are frustrated, I think I'd throw a feminist under the bus, so to speak, for the chance to have them feel validated and comforted.
Again, I'm probably an idiot, but it's my honest opinion anyways for what it's worth.
>>27170496
That isn't my logic, you're taking something I've said and compounding your own assumptions on top of it to try to fuel some type of argument.
(>>27170318
>Excellent argument.
There is no argument here. I have nothing to argue about, I'm pretty concrete in my belief that you're an unwavering dumb ass and nothing I can possibly post would ever change that.)
AND further,
You're the one who immediately stepped into the direction of women being attention-seekers which I think is very telling as you continue to consume the thread by attempting to debunk my opinions.
I've never stated that I was different from women or exempt from my own perception of women, either.
It's amazing how the female mind can warp it's surroundings when angry, it's completely comical.
Keep deluding yourself and proving me (and the rest of the reasonable world) correct.
>>27170558
>This entire post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmiyRfkX-tE
>>27170558
> I think I'd throw a feminist under the bus, so to speak, for the chance to have them feel validated and comforted.
Wouldn't they die too quick for you to relish it?
>>27170572
> to debunk my opinions.
>There is no argument here. I have nothing to argue about,
>I didn't present an argument, but you're trying to debunk it.
>I've never stated that I was different from women or exempt from my own perception of women, either
Then by that own admission, you cannot be reasonable, so you're association of yourself (with the rest of the reasonable world) is a lie.
>whatever, I don't even have anything to debate about!
>It's very telling about YOU but you're the one who's projecting
To throw your own words back at you, it's amazing ow the female mind can warp it's surroundings when angry.
(Hey, I'm only telling you this because I want to help you. Obvious pandering won't help you, you need to be subtle, and seemingly unaware of the situation. It's important to seem someone they can teach. Best of luck in your quest for validation, trippy.)
>>27170588
>thinks that post was samefagging
Oh man, you are TRIGGERED.
Like, >>27170558 was posted five minutes after the fact. Wouldn't it make sense if someone was samefagging, it would be automatically posted 30 seconds post?
>>27168924
matt could take me any time anywhurr
>your face you have been spamming everywhere is not in the thread
:(
>>27170616
There STILL isn't an argument here.
I gave my opinion to somebody to hopefully help them realize that women won't solve their issues.
That person wasn't you, you simply saw what I said and got personally offended and then started being combative about it.
You're inadvertently proving me right by freaking the fuck out at the slightest criticism of women.
There's nothing I can say to "prove" that I don't have these opinions to pander to guys. I just don't.
>>27170631
I don't think it's samefagging, it's just bait. Did you not read my post?
>>27170673
Put in in the thread then and I'll tell you what I think
>>27170691
Nah mate, i can only do it without revealing it's really me
Honestly his personality, his looks, his voice...I don't understand why he doesn't have a girlfriend. I guess maybe he just has really high standards or he's gay? I can't think of anything else.
I want him so bad. This isn't a fucking shitpost, this isn't ironic, I sincerely with every fiber of my being want him in my bed every morning and night. I'm probably too young for him, I don't know how old he is. And too much of a weaboo-not actually cringey, powerlevel always hidden, etc but it is an interest. Maybe he could ironically hatefuck me while I'm in a seifuku? He can wear the seifuku, idc. I want to make him happy.
>>27170682
That post wasn't bait. It was written by me the one who said Elliot, Dylann and Kyle were cute.
The one who agreed with you that it's not a good idea to try and help change them, but said I just felt bad for their lost "potential" and would have really wished for them to not be so pained and tormented.
>>27170714
Post a pic of someone else that looks like you then
>>27170766that's retarded, here is original
>>27170776
The guy in the picture is cute, looks like a easy going person
>>27170801
>cute
but what does this word even mean
>>27170682
> That person wasn't you, you simply saw what I said and got personally offended and then started being combative about it.
You're assuming I got offended. If I cared about ~*~feminism~*~ why would I be posting on 4chan? I was just embarrassed and annoyed at such obvious trigfaggy attempts at soliciting affection.
> freaking the fuck out at the slightest criticism of women.
Projecting again.
> that I don't have these opinions to pander to guys. I just don't.
Uh, removing your trip and identifying as female. Duh.
> Did you not read my post?
I really don't think you should be telling any anon about reading comprehension.
>>27170839
It means you look younger than me.. Lol. But the guy in the pic is just as attractive as all the other guys in the thread
>>27170839
Effeminate. Low energy. Beta bux.
>>27168462
what the fuck man i could land with fucking boeing on that forehead like full stop man
>>27170682
>That person wasn't you
>leave me alone please
>>27170740
joji is actually super cute although if you don't like him covered in vomit anon, you're totally weak.
>>27170862
This seems like more of a pat on the head than anything senpai, but thanks anyway
>>27170868
He's not Jeb! anon. He just looks artistic.
>>27170682
>freaking the fuck out
Why do women always fucking cry about the tone of your voice/post when they don't get their way?
>>27170776
any skinny white dude with long black hair is automatically bones so i'd fuck you on copious amounts of drugs
not cos id need them to do it or anything, just because it's fitting
T E A M S E S H
>>27170929
Thanks i guessrigionalo comenteo
>>27170873
Hush!! I'm not, I'm not weak! I'll cuddle him in a ramen bath, I'll massage his back and his legs after he does firework pranks, I'll suck his dick while either or both of us are covered in vomit and fake blood. I would be so happy.
This is IMPOSSIBLE to find
>>27171400
>Asian and hairy
Good fucking luck.
>>27171424
Asian facial aesthetics are so choice but the hairlessness isnt attractive, what's a girl to do?
>>27171477
>>27171400
oh shit you gave me a new type
damnit
its ok tho i wont steal any, i'll go after the rose stem boys first
100% Chad's ITT
Thank you for reminding me all women are hypergamous sluts.
Who here /waifu/?
>tfw I make 200k and avoid all roast
>>27170385
>>27170379
>>27170020
>>27168784
>>27172800
yeah cos these are all chads
I wish this game had been first person, and not top-down isometric.
I'm too pleb for that shit.
Hatred has that husbando aesthetic.
>>27169897
isn't the Rodge like 12 here?
>>27169503
u have issues
>>27169121
>TFW S.Coups and the rest of SVT will never notice you.
>>27169503
My shooter-fu is Cho.
That "Question Mark" thing he did and his anonymous love letters sound cute and spergy as hell.
Richard McBeef is fucking hilarious, I bet he could have just taken out his aggression through writing if that stupid cunt didn't vilify him and kick him out of her class.
>>27170929
hey, can you give me drugs?
>>27172934
If a girl has ever found you attractive, you're automatically a Chad.
Fuck off, faggot/roastie
>>27173983
Back in 2009, a girl who I had a huge crush on, liked me the same way
I'm now 23, and i'm still a KV who's never been in a relationship. I'm not a Chad.
>>27174135
>girl has had crush on him
>ever
You're a normie, borderline Chad.
Fuck off
You probably have friends and a loving family.
I've never even been hugged, not even by family.
Fuck you
Pic rulated
I'm too late for the main thread but Dieter Laser is tops.
>>27175205
>roasties would rather be imprisoned, mutilated, and forced to eat shit in a human centipede rather than talk to a robot
Thank you for confirming my beliefs that you're all whores
>>27169421
top taste drizzle
