You guys are all lesser beings. There, I said it.
I'm doing the best I can, at this time.
Naw you guys are aight
Youre no /b/ though(oooooohhhhhh)
>>27167886
Thanks for your input.
Sage
>>27167886
Daemons from the sideways dimension.
>>27167886
By what criteria?
Intelligence? Why bother? It's out of everyone's control. You can study hard as fuck but you will never be able to match a genius who puts in the same effort. The only being we can be lesser to is the being we could be
>>27168167
In joke taking ability
Hey guys remember dat one coldplay song with the piano where it sounds like they are gonna change the world? Where da bitches at?
Tfw no 4chan bf to cuddle amd watch internet videos with
>>27169444
Confirmed for girl who uses the internet, notice i have a computer. Also confirmed for gross neet lmao because i have no bedsheets
>>27167886
>>27169444
australia?
I'd cuddle you.
>>27169471
Ehhh you dont want my roastflaps anyway. Jk lolz but its not me who lives on the other side of the world, its your fault!Canada ftw
>>27169484
I didn't want your roastflaps, I wanted to cuddle you.
>>27169501
Well you make it so hard being so damn far away T_T why must you taunt me like so?
>>27169523
what internet videos would we be watching together?
>>27169501
Would you cuddle my roastflaps?
>>27169559
Ummmm right now I'm watching best of the worst, do you like red letter media? I like pretty much anything that youd suggest and things that are interesting but we could also pirate some movies or watch a show too. Idk bro the internet is vast but I have sort of autist taste, sorry
>>27169586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRAT1-c7q98
we could watch stuff like this while cuddling
>>27169611
Wtf i just blew into my laptop vent and a bunch of dust and dirt coated my face. I forgot to take a picture but wow i didn't realise i was that filthy. Lmao also that is great how have i not seen that one? Charles bronson
>>27169685
take a pic of your dusty face.
for me!
That's a good angle anon. Hides a good 200lbs at least. Well done.
>>27169715
Don't be mean. And why would being 200lbs matter?
>>27169690
It was worse than this before, but i tried to recreate it by blowing into it some more but i think i got most of it out, I should have gotten a picture but i didnt think. It was like a beard if you can imagine it, and it got in my teeth and all over my shirt. But i wiped it off :(
>>27169715
Hahahaha what. What makes you say 200 lbs? More like >120 just cuz you a fatty dont mean we all be OOOOoooooOooOoOoOOh
>>27169715
I am not 200 lbs my face is just fat.
>>27169744
>>27169792
I love your hair.
Do you go out much or you full NEET status?
I'm a NEET so I get it.my fucking net died
>>27169792
I love you senorita
>>27169792
would you fuck my 200 pound body?
I'm not gonna post a pic, but we have similar skin.
>>27169815
Nah lol
>>27169810
And thanks! I go out like maybe 10 times a month, counting the times i go to stores and stuff. I have to normieize though and start going to school, but I doubt i will ever have much of a social life. Apart from those instances and of course talking to my family (and you guys), I hardly ever have any contact with other people.
why cant u keep ur attention whoring in /b/
>>27169841
No we dont keep dreaming fatso
>>27169827
Hola
>>27169834
Luv u 2 bbg
Yet again r9k was right, women are nothing but attention whores.
Fat ugly spic.
if only life would be not cruel and let me fly to canada to watch internet movies and cuddle you OP
>>27169471
>>27169501
>>27169559
>>27169690
>>27169732
>>27169810
;_;
This spic created a thread before as well and got no replies, so she made a new one.
Wetback.
>>27169862
I feel like the only people accusing me of attention whoring are other women and really angry womanhaters, both of whom's opinions need to be disregarded and tossed in the trash. Also how am i an attention whore if the only people talking to me are you angry commentors and 2 other dudes, lol fo real I'm just having a normal discussion. Chill brah
>>27169792
Pretty cute face in my opinion. Probably an unpopular opinion, t b h.
>>27169501
>>27169471
>>27169559
>>27169685
>>27169810
>>27169834
You're all thirsty cucks, fuck off
>>27169900
You even speak like a ghetto trash wetback, kill yourself.
>>27169891
I made it then deleted it after a minute. But keep making up your silly delusions to try and find reasons to hate me, I know youve got nothing better going for you :)
Also keep calling me a spic and all that Mexican shit, you guys are right on the mark with that label ;)
>>27169874
And yeah bro all these other people commenting don't know that nothing they say matters, because I have got my Australian animefu anon I would go to there but I don't want to die
>>27169933
>then deleted it after a minute
No you didn't, spic.
>>27169932
Ok killing myself lmao thanks for responding anon and thanks for your input (omnomnom that sweet attention)
>>27169933
u fucking cunt,
u know shit lke this tempts extremely desperate betas. u can pass it off as "oh were jsut shooting the shit" but u know damn well what u are doing. u were probaly samefagging at one point just to keep ur attention whoring game up
>>27169943
>keeps responding to just prove your butthurt
Its a good thing this place is anonymous because then i cant throw it back in your face that you are probably a worthless piece of shit that even i can beat up
Also
>meme arrows because insecurity
>>27169934
Too long didnt read but the way these things usually go is
>wah wah i never had the right opportunities in life and now im butthurt watch me project
>>27169932
Rihanna-work
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L7p9zJvRHQ
>>27167886
y-y-y-y-you t-t-t-t-too
>>27169968
Alright whatever you say anon :) you win lol
>>27169971
Literally pointless. That like describes your entire existence right lmao
Anyway you guys were fun to "troll" but I've got my boys mike and jay to get back to. Also love you animefu we will get married
>>27167886
sup fat being
>>27170011
Shut up you fat wetback.
Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop.
>>27170028
How do you get a Mexican woman pregnant?
Chizz in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest!
What's a Mexican fortune cookie?
A taco shell with food stamps in it.
>>27167886
Now tell us something we don't know! Your insults are so original it hurts.
>>27170015
>>27170018
Youre like the same person hahahah its so funny the lengths you have to go to just to try and hurt me, why, because I'm a woman who is better than you? ;) I am nothing close to fat and you know it, but since youre like 500 lbs with 9 chins and no life, you must latch onto some belief to comfort yourself. People with mo redeeming qualities do tend to act like that lmao u mad? Also I'm the smartest person posting in this thread and probably also coolest and best looking. Neckbeards btfo.
Theres my fat hand that will see more action than you can ever dream of (viiiiiiirrrrgiiiiin)
>>27169744
Your skin is absolutely disgusting, fuck everything about you is disgusting and off putting.
>>27169984
autism
this is why you're alone anon.
be nice to the lady
Tfw you arent even a mexican
>>27170080
Yes you are, wetback.
>>27170063
stop whining you fat wetback.
>>27170066
Lol no its not. My skin? Really? You guys call me stupid yet you cant even pretend to insult me right, at least make fun of me for something I am actually insecure about lmao. Bet you cant spot my weakness ;)
>virgins in this thread wouldn't settle and cuddle with OP maybe roast her flaps
>they expect to get 9/10s when they aren't even close to being a chad
lmao, this is why you're all alone.
>Every other thread
>Why are there no female robots ;_;
>real ones not fake anime boy posters
>real girl posts
>FATTY MEXICAN FATTY HAHAHAHAHA MY AUTISM
geez robots give our guest roastie some respect
>>27170095
Everything about you is disgusting. It's like you're a Mexican hybrid Asian.
>not cuddling OP and letting her fondle your balls while watching internet videos
J U S T
>>27167886
I'd rather be a loser, then some fat butch Mexican who's pussy smells like the great depression, and has the breath of stale tacos.
Drink some bleach OP.
>>27170125
>letting her
I never understood why you guys express it this way. I could understand if you said that she'd let your finger her pussy but "letting her" help you is just weird.
>>27170157
>Not fingering her while she blows you / fondles you gently
>whites can only be robots they said
>they don't know how hard it is for us they say
>>27170131
Lol your insults are....too good.....they are breaking down...mmmyyy self essssteeeemmmm BAWWWWWWW IM NEVER GOING ON THE INTERNET AGAIN!
Seriously are you guys this sensitive that that is really suposed to bother me? What even is the problem? Lol and i think i look pretty good for a fat ugly mexican with bad skin btw
>>27170212
Didn't your psychiatrist warn you about what would happen if you didn't take your retard pills? Run along little beaner and take your medication.
>girl goes on the internet
>neckbeards who are scared of women chase her away because they know she'll reject them
>buying face to make up for a lifetime of being alone
R9k is the retard containment board
>>27170212
>Seriously are you guys this sensitive that that is really suposed to bother me? What even is the problem? Lol and i think i look pretty good for a fat ugly mexican with bad skin btw
Normal for someone with grandiose delusions
the most pathetic thing is the wetback op is samefagging.. lmao.
>fat
>non-white
>dyed hair
>tattoo
How do you say "red flag" in Spanish?
>>27170254
we call people like the op "basura".
>>27170254
>not liking fat tattoed dyed hair women
good roastie root mate
>>27169984
lol what the fugg, seems like someone didn't got a goodnite kiss from mommy today.
30 solid seconds of pure authentic autistic shit, game over r9k we got a winner.
Keep replying you guys i am reading them all and furiously masturbating.
video related, i found the op.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Q84JKy5r4
>>27170285
Do you have any mental disroders? This is really important.
>>27170287
oh i'm laughing lmao :P
>>27170301
Tumblr anxiety, aspergers and explosive diarrhea. Thanks doc you're really helpful
>>27170312
We are laughing at you, not with you.
Wetback.
>>27170325
So undiagnosed anxiety? I've got GAD and that shit sucks ass. Why are you on a shitty board baiting people?
>>27170326
>>27170326
hate all you want virgin losers xD
Op here, i was scared i was gonna get seriously bullied or something but all i learned is that being a woman on the internet is awesome. I'm as cocky as ever. Also a lot of you people are very angry and that is kinda sad lol but its also kinda lol. Beace.
>>27170341
Oh o thought you were one of them. Idk im bored and high and i wanted to lol. And also i wasn't trying to bait i just wanted to get replies and it worked lmao. Its kind of boring though its just like the same 2 people replying.
>>27170341
>baiting
Yeah no, picture related.
>>27170365
>is a literal trip fag
Jeeez no wonder you are so damaged lmao I'd hate myself too. Also I'm not even ugly bruhhhh :3
>>27170381
>tripfag
You do know what a trip is right, mexicannigger?
>>27170369
No you're just going to get thirsty dudes that have the slight hope they might get some attention from you. You should go to soc though, its better for people like you.
>>27170439
heheh it's not a loss if I cant' understand someone with your level of autism, I'm sure you're used to people ignoring you on purpose already :D
>>27170400
yeah but look at how angry they get, my little puppets
>People are still giving this fat, ugly, mystery meat looking wreck of a "female" replies
Please stop.
>>27170489
I literally sit in my underwear browinsg for threads like this on the faint chance I'll get a reply then jerk off vigourously to the idea a girl has noticed me. It's honestly one of the only pleasures I have left in life.
Black eyed peas-where is the love?
>>27170500
accurate to most on this board
>>27170285
Megan?
blocx
>>27170526
shut up you fucking nerd
>>27170549
how severe is your autism?
>>27170549
>>27170526
you're VERY ugly and VERY undesirable and NO ONE here respects what you are or what you do.
>>27167886
>tfw someone is probably about to print out and ejaculate on this face
>>27170590
I guarantee this person is OP.
fucking retard
>>27170601
there's more than one autistic person on /r9k/
>>27169792
You're the ugliest girl/thing I have ever seen
>>27170652
reply to me, slave
>>27168232
SAVAGE
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Seriously, well-memed friend
>>27170285
best thread yet
timestamp you butt roastie
>>27172011
baked buthhead... im legit having trouble seeing fucking captchas mate
>>27172045
im from canada too... if you dont smell too bad i'd be down to cuddle.
pls be in Ontario
>>27169900
posting pics of your face on an anonymous imageboard will always be considered attentionwhoring
>>27172073
Even Lake Ontario couldn't quench your great thirst.
Don't enable these people.
>>27172127
a game boy at the bottom of the ocean
