Hi! Welcome to Olive Garden! How many in your party this evening?
Just a table for one please
>>27167855
Here you are sir, your waitress will be Gloria she should be over in a minute.
>>27167842
Table for 3, I-I-I-I'm sure my friends will come
>>27167901
Of course! I can seat you while you wait for them, is a booth okay?
>4 people
>okay sir I'll show you to your table, here it is
>alright thanks, here's your tip. *hand her a $20 bill*
>sit down and enjoy my dinner with my friends
Is that really that hard?
I claim breadsticks. I'll spit in the basket before any of you get any.
>>27167842
JUST GIVE ME THE BREAD STICKS, GIVE EM RIGHT NOW.
>>27167842
GIVE ME ALL THE FUCKING BREADSTICKS.
ALL OF THEM.
>>27168085
>tipping the hostess
>tipping the hostess 20
>>27168085
you give the tip after dinner, autismo.
>Implying I'm rich enough to eat at Olive Garden
>>27168154
No faggot, you give the waitress, chef, and busboy the tip after dinner. You give the hostess the tip when you first sit down.
>>27168107
>>27168129
I laughed out loud
Hshwjwi
>>27168133
>>27168154
you tip the hostess in order to get the best table retards plus it guarantees quality service
>>27168245
>best table
>best service
>Olive Garden
>>27168279
>elitists posting on r9k
wew lad
>>27168218
>He doesn't just sit wherever he wants.
>He tips someone who's only job is to literally guide you to a table and make sure you have a menu.
>>27168212
Most chains do tip-pools these days. You're just giving everyone extra money. What a financial cuckold.
Do you tipcucks know what you're really supposed to do if you get shitty service? You fucking complain. You get the manager out and have him address your problems. And if he doesn't, then you walk out the fucking door without paying a dime. You're paying money in exchange for service that should be 100%. That's why that steak you can buy at the market for $5/lb is upsold at $15. Businesses incorporate all of the financial cost involved in making it and getting it to your table in the meal price. If it's not good from start to finish, you man up and make sure it is.
Of course, betacucks would just go
>y-yeah, everything was good...
and leave a 25% tip
>>27168300
>tips the Olive Garden hostess 20 bucks
>calls others elitists
>>27167842
One.
Steak gorgonzola alfredo, medium rare. Salad and breadsticks. Glass of water and a berry sangria.
>>27167897
Excuse me. Sorry to bother you, but I've been waiting for almost 30 minutes and no one has showed up.
>>27167897
>Gloria
Sounds black
*gets up and leaves*
>>27168319
>I don't respect the hard working backbones of middle america
I bet you're voting for drumpf too
>>27168371
Nigga, if you have 20 dollars to tip the HOSTESS, you shouldn't be eating at Olive Garden.
I went to Olive Garden twice for some casual dinner stuff. It was interesting seeing all the classism played out like an opera. All the black people were dressed up in thier Sunday bests, aka suits, dresses, nice shoes etc trying their hardest to be proper. All the others were just in thier normie shitty corporate casual clothes like the oversized button down shirts and rarely ties or sometimes even t shirts.
I know it's not /fa/ but it really irks me when people don't even buy "nice" clothes that don't fit them. Why bother attempting to look dressed well if your clothes are shit? Just another example of normie rituals that they do without even fully understanding.
Anyway I never went back because I saw a high school group date take place. You know a place loses all semblance of pretending to be middle scale of high schoolers go there. Olive Garden is pizzeria tier.
>>27168391
>tip the hostess $20
>spend $40
>tip the waitress $20
>spend $80 on a night out at Olive Garden
Bait/10 try harder
"Oh sorry, no, I placed an order online. I'm here to pick it up. It was for the Tour of Italy and slice of cheesecake."
LISTEN UP ROACH PUT THE MOTHER FUCKING ZUPPA TUSCANA IN THE BIG BOY BUCKET AND NONE OF YOU PAWNS GET PLAYED.
>>27168428
And you could get much nicer food for that
>Fucking hell these robots are robbing us blind
>>27168245
>being so paranoid that you have to tip 20 just so a cook wont spit in your food
hehehe
>>27168674
Look man, I have really bad social anxiety. If I can tip everyone to in order to get a piece of mind then I will. I save up all my allowance to take my mom out to dinner like once every other month, I want her to have a great time.
