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Why don't you just get a qt ladyboy gf, /r9k/?
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Why don't you just get a qt ladyboy gf, /r9k/?
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Because I am the qt ladyboy bf
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>>27167140
because theyre worse than women when it comes to not being sluts

/thread
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>>27167140
how am I supposed to fuck it?
that thing fucking gets in the way, and its gross so I don't want it to touch me
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I hate all of you evil faggots and trannys, just fuck off with spamming the same threads all the time you useless degenerate faggots.
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>>27167140
>the state of my dick
Sauce?
I'd fug a trap any day
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>>27167345
why are you so insecure

>>27167184
prove it
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I would if o could
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>>27167384
>if you aren't gay you're insecure
????
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>>27167406
i'm not gay tho, I feel attracted to women and asian traps

you normies have to be really insecure to be so mad about people posting traps in this board
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>>27167495
Liking people with penises means you're gay, unless you're an SJW who believes "it's a girl's penis"?
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>>27167512
no, liking masculine figures with penises is gay
i don't like traps who don't look really feminine, but whatever
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>>27167550
>i don't like traps who don't look really feminine
>I only want to fuck men who look like women, I'm not gay!
lol
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>>27167558
i know man, it sounds really weird but that's it
i wouldn't assuming if I was gay, but I'm not
i don't find masculine features to be attractive
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>>27167383
have fun
http://www.xvideos.com/video18856457/pink_bubble_-_ts_cam_part_ii_
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>>27167592
You are very clearly gay. You want to have sex with people with penises. 99 out of 100 people would agree, you are a homosexual.
And if you don't find masculine features attractive, why do you want to fuck someone who has a penis?
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>>27167550

I agree. I'm not really hung on on labels though, I only call my self straight because when someone hears bi they think of someone who is attracted to men in general, not someone who has a thing for traps exclusively. People may not like it, but its better for us to call ourselves straight, less confusing that way.
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>>27167613
>buck angel meme
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I already have one though anon. This weekend he just abused my face and came in my mouth 4 or 5 times. I completely lost count.

At least I got that cheeky cunt back by cumming inside of his ass.
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>>27167613
Its a feminine penis!
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>>27167384
>prove it
What did you have in mind?
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>>27167613
if i were a homosexual, i wouldn't have attraction for females, fucking retard

>why do you want to fuck someone who has a penis?
it's kind of a fetish, i don't really give a shit of why tho
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>>27167713
Okay, you are bisexual then.
>fetish for penises
Definitely not homo at all
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Because 90 percent of them are unstable as fuck. The drama is unreal.
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Wood you touch her?
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Because no matter what, when I look at their face I see a man
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>>27167198
>threading his own post
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>>27167140
>Why don't you just get a qt ladyboy gf, /r9k/?
Because I'm ugly and none of them will date me.
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>>27167741
Pat? ls that you?
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>>27167741
Terror from the Deep.
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>>27167724
i think i'm between hetero and bisexual, if i was bi i would feel attracted to men, which is not the case
i know i'm not 100% heterosexual, but i don't think i'm bi either

>>27167741
i don't think so
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i wanted an online relationship with a qt trans but this >>>/27115144 happened to me

trannys are disgusting
what i really want is a qt robot gf

if any femanon is interested let me know
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>>27168025
shit it didn't link

hopefully this works >>27115144
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>>27168025
>tfw real trans gf who is 5'6" and has done voice training, has wide hips, a big but, and a slim smooth body
Oh man anon, you're missing out.
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>>27168062
>you're missing out
on what exactly? a cock? no thanks.

men still have that musky order i can't stand. i tried getting a tranny bf but they cucked me twice. fuck them.
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>>27168025
I wish I could get in an online relationship, flirting with cute anime girl posters on 4chan sucks cause its always temporary
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>>27168062
It's almost a girl, but it's not
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>>27167756
i couldnt wait to samefag senpai ;_;
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>>27168121
>its always temporary
that's one of my requirements
i'm looking for a temporary robot weeb gf.

basically i want a 3D waifu i can talk to online. then when i get into a real relationship irl call it quits with her.

i will spend 1k to make the online relationship fun so there should be no hard feelings
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>>27168181
then just go on /soc/ and orbit a regular, what I meant by temporary is that as soon as the thread dies the connection is over

that sucks, I just wanna say fluffy lovey dovey things to someone and have them give me a cute response
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>>27168121
i just got out of one. it literally feels the same being single after a while
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>>27168234
/soc/ people are annoying 2bh

i want a girl with a robot mentality but i will probably go to soc if i can't find one here

trap threads are probably not the best threads to be looking in anyway
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>>27168240
for you maybe, but every time someone here responds to me with affection I feel warm inside, and even if it does fade after a while I still want to feel it
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>>27167140
i'm not gay but i would so fucking go there
>those pantsu
>that qt belly
>those perfect tits not too big not too small
>that fucking face
literally better looking and more feminine than 90% of women
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>>27168271
>>27168234
btw why not add them to kik or something?

that's what i'm going to do once i find a qt robot gf
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>>27168269
thats cause most of them are cringey orbiters too

I did start talking to a girl from there once, but she was the type to never send a message unless it was to respond to one of mine, and she ALWAYS took hours to do even that

>>27168292
well the only ones who ever give me cute reactions are anime girl posters and theyre dudes who wanna play a role for a while they wait for a new anime to start up, what I want is someone whos willing to do that for me on a daily basis

its just hard man, like I dont expect anyone from here to be perfect but I want someone that I can count on to be there for me regularly
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>>27168343
i know how you feel man

where should we be looking if i want a qt weeb gf that is not fat and is nerdy?
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>>27168738
you dont know how I feel tho

its not about the look of the girl, its about the reaction

its not like youre gonna meet her irl

for an online gf its better to have a chubby unkept girl that can type out cute responses and has interesting things to say and talk about rather than a beautiful girl with NOTHING to talk about

but if youre still looking for that just go on /soc/, find the weeb thread, and post that you want a girl that isnt fat

its not hard, but the girls there are either idiots looking for rates, gold diggers looking for bank, or sluts looking to fuck
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>>27167140
>dark souls 2-tier shoulders
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I love how ghay I'm becoming, it feels like I can finally fight back against my primitive desires for the vaginal jew.
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>>27168816

Its always the shoulders bruh. With traps you could go from total infactuation to total disgust depending on the angle. That's why I really don't think all people who fap to traps are gay, the attraction could never hold up in person.
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>>27168800
the only reason i request that she must not be fat or ugly is because i myself am wealthy and attractive (kek think elliot rodger) and i plan to go on webcam with her and it'd be pleasant to view a qt instead of a landwhale since i'm planning to spend 1k on her anyway. i want to treat this like virtual reality because i'd never actually date a nerdy robot gf ever. irl i'd only date a stacy. I doing this "online relationship" crap because my degeneracy is taking the best of me and i hate it.

we're totally opposites i guess. it's fascinating.
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>>27168893
the thing is that looks shouldnt matter for this

fucking go post on reddit that you want a girl that looks good to be your "online gf" and headline the post with "guy willing to spend 1k on cute girl" and you will have TONS of decent looking girls lining up

its easy to find girls that look good, its hard to find girls that are interesting, and its IMPOSSIBLE to find girls that are both

expecting it is unrealistic
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Can someone post that trap/shemale camgirl with the red hair/wig and in one vid she has bathing suit on? She has a big dick.
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>>27168935
if i get tons of request i will interview them and pick the best one

i will try the impossible and try to find me a qt interesting robot gf

if i succeed and i post on /r9k/ in hopes that you see it and it changes your perception on women
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>>27169044
Im here every day, if it happens Ill see it

thing is even if you manage it, you spent money on it

someone like me who only has love to share cant compete
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>>27167495
>not gay
>attracted to traps
>why are you so insecure

poetry
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>>27167198
as a mtf
i can confirm this

i don't do sex, but i'm a whore for cuddles
why can't i have every guy as my bf ;_;
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>>27169240
Wanna cuddle anon? I-I could even cook us dinner afterwards.
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>>27169306
Why the fuck did you just stutter type you faggot?
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Why do they always have the hardest, springiest cocks?
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>>27169321
I'm sorry I ruined your entire night with that hot meme. I just hope that I can make it up to you, ya sensitive bitch.
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>>27169376
It's morning time for me so you haven't ruined shit.

Your meme is lame and so are you
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>>27167669
POST FEET YOU POSSIBLY SEXY SLUT

god I wanna fuck more traps
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>>27169376
dont worry bro, I thought your hot meme was cute, this guy is just a dick
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>>27169240
>>27169390
post feet also

and cock

post em you whore
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>>27169400
;) original wink bb
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>>27167140

I'd literally suck her cock dry no joke
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I actually would, but I don't know where to find them. And I live in California so it's not like they are in short supply.
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>>27169477
Gotta go to a gay stripclub, you have to go full degenerate to find em senpai.
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>>27169477
I live in istanbul and I still can't find them. the city is literally filled with qt pi trannies but I need to find where to look

doesn't help that im a neet
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>>27169497
Yea no thanks that's way too gay even for me.
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>implying it's easier to get a ladyboy - let alone a qt one - than it is to get a woman gf
By sheer quantity women win already. Even with the assumption a lot of women are insane, a lot of traps/ladyboys/etc have their own set of mental issues just the same. If ladyboys were more common where I live, and would show actual interest to boot, I actually might've considered "just" going for one. However, in all the socializing I've done I met several women who were at least somewhat interested in me, all the while I have yet to meet even an uninterested trap/ladyboy.
Besides, I'm currently dating a woman who seems as interested in me as I'm in her.
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>>27169591
just want a chill qt trap gf to have fun, hang out, and share life with tbhwyfamilia
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>>27169306
i would but you probably live in america
;_;

>>27169321
>>27169376
>>27169385
be nice guys

>>27169408
p-pls no
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>>27169681
whats your kik you better post your cock slut
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>>27169591

i just wanna fuckbuddy ladyboy trap

One that would let me go in her asshole with no condom and cream inside that juicy boipussy

no aids tho
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>>27169681
>p-pls no
oh I see a rebel now. didn't your daddy teach you not to say no to strangers

POST COCK CMON
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>>27169692
i don't have a kik

>>27169795
i don't want anyone to see my cock desu
otherwise i'd be a slut
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>>27169681
>>27169818

post your butt

THEN your coke
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>>27169631
Just any qt trap wouldn't work man, much like with women it requires someone with at least some common interests and complementing personality traits to make sharing a life with worthwhile (or even really possible).
It'd be cool for you if you find one like it, but honestly unless you live somewhere surrounded by traps, I'd try not to hope too much for it if I were you. It would take a lot more effort to actually find one and then some to actually get to that point of getting serious together, than it is with a woman.
Good luck though.

>>27169723
Bar the bareback part because paranoia of shitdick as well as aids/STDs in general, that was the biggest appeal for me whenever the lack of sex hit hard combined with excessive fapping and seeing trap threads (on /b/). I would probably only be interested in a fuckbuddy kind of deal with a trap, boldly presuming I'd actually go through with any real life arrangements.
I doubt that's very likely to happen either, though, simply because of the rarity.
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because a hot one like in op would never want me I'd get a gross hon at best
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>>27169818
snapchat? you have to have something you tease
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>>27169852
nope
kik, snapchat, skype, etc don't respect the users freedoms

>>27169823
but i'm a hon tbdesu
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>>27167140
shit ton of mental issues. Plus they age horrible
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Would anyone here fuck a 6'1 trap with a cute face and a big juicy ass?
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>>27170115

post your ass with dick hanging down between your bend over thighs pls ;3

please I haven't fapped in 6 days give me a reason to break no fap fuck boi
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>>27170115
Is it even possible to be a passable trap at that height. Not even trying to be mean or anything.
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>>27169876
>but i'm a hon tbdesu
g-good thing that one stops people from wanting pictures ;~;
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>>27167140
because i already do anon

>tfw LDR and only see her every few months
>tfw engaged
>tfw shes the love of my life

feels good lads
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>>27170141
I'd do it if I was not still in bed. I'm sorry.
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>>27167140
>ladyboy

Because I'm not a faggot. That's disgusting. They need to make a board where gays like you can post your shit.
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>>27170162

isnt bed the best spot to do it fucker

god dang it
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>>27170115
>cute face
>big juicy ass
first of all, we are not primitive beings i.e niggers so we dont particularly care about big juicy asses

second of all we should be the judge of that

POST EM YA SLUT FACE+COCK+ASS
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>>27167741
That's repulsive.

Original as fuck.
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>>27170147
I know of 1 girl the same height as myself. But I'm pretty sure most people would expect me to be a man.
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Just a reminder for all of you who are actually serious about finding a qt ladyboy gf and i mean ladyboy not some faggot trap. Learn the difference.

If they are hot then there is a damn good chance they do sex work especially if they are from a 3rd would country. Ask yourselves this. If you found the perfect qt ladyboy who was perfect in all standards of everything but she was a cam girl and needed to do some to help her family. Would you proceed?
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>>27168275
>i'm not gay

You're gay, stop acting like you're not. You just admitted to wanting that man's dick.
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>>27167495
>normies

That's why nothing can be taken seriously here. If an anon has no argument he'll scram out "normie!" I win x^D
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>>27170197
I would let men fuck her in every orifice then lick the cum after.
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>>27170252
Dey prolly turn on u n rape u 2 sissy boi
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Would the traps ITT suck my dick?
6'2 antisocial neet here
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>>27170377
No, there are standards in life:don't eat shit, don't wear mud, and don't fuck you.
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Lose the piercings and the low test beard and the gay clothes and try again.
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>>27167741
Can you stop spamming each thread with your disgusting self? You are so fucking ugly, awful hon like you can turn a gay man straight. You are past your suicide date already, so get on with it.
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>>27170428
>>27170409
fuck you niggers

eat shit go die
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Because they age badly and they kill themselves.
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>>27170430
but that's bullshit because I'd go balls deep in that pansy ass faggy with her cute lips. she needs to gain a few lbs though in the butt area. skinny is cute but soft is a best
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>>27170482
's'he has the ugliest man feet in this side of the galaxy, m8

fucking claws, almost
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>>27170503
all feet are ugly to me(except animay) desu so its no big deal

her girlcock is bigger than mine too desu though
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>>27170580
>her girlcock is bigger than mine too
is that a good thing or a bad thing or just a thing that you pointed out
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Because like nearly all men, I want children

I always wonder why this obvious fact doesn't get brought up as much as other shit like "it's not a real woman". Maybe because arguing about what is a real woman detracts from the issue of them being unable to give you biological offspring

>b-but adopt

Literal cuckoldry.
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>>27170923
sameanon here, i like but wouldnt be a deal breaker in either case
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Because getting a passable one in Poland is next to impossible they look either like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs or like your friend from high school that one time when he dressed up as a girl at a party for shits and giggles.
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>>27170980
>Because like nearly all men, I want children
I can tell you are retarded and are quick to assume things you don't know
>wanting a gf just to marry and settle down
what about a relationship that doesn't end in marriage, idiot?
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>tfw have qt trap gf
>tfw she's been on hormones since she was 13 because her parents are liberal accepting fags, therefore she passes and is cute as fuck
>tfw she's sleeping right next to me
>tfw she wakes up, she'll probably want cuddles for like an hour or so like every morning on my day off

life is good, anons.
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>>27171073
>are quick to assume things you don't know

47% of men have children. Those are the ones who managed to have children. Let's not forget about the ones who can't find a real woman

>what about a relationship that doesn't end in marriage, idiot?

I didn't mention marriage you fucking retard

Disgusting tranny detected
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>putting your penis inside of a half-man science frankenstein

Absolutely degenerate.
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>>27171223
you make it sound even more awesome
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>>27171223
>Absolutely degenerate.

>I'm on a neet and lonely feels board of weaboo imageboard that hosts the parasites of the society from racists to manchildren to whores who seek attention to basement dwellers to japanophiles to autists to edgy little kids to wojakposters
>I call the shots on who is a degenerate
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Because I am busy attempting to become the ladyboy gf.
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>>27171574
same desu

getting ready to set up a date for testical removal
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>>27171155

47%

That is not the majority, and a fat chunk of the 53% is the men who are smart enough to not get fucked over.

>>27171603

kek
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>>27167140
Because I lack enough of a sex drive to keep people interested in me. She's hot as fuck and I'd love to hit that but she'd end up leaving the night after when she learns how disappointing my drive and stamina. It's not like she'd stay for my personality or personal wealth either...
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>>27167140
why do people think its easier to get a ladyboy then a real girl, its the same
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>>27168816
Are broad shoulders still a problem if you have hips that are equally, if not a little wider? My middle is thin, I just have a widish frame.
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