Hey manlet bros, why don't you get a cute midget gf?
trust me i would if i could
How many hot, even decent midgets have you seen irl? I'll wait...
I don't want to force this condition onto my children. I won't breed with someone unless they're significantly taller than me.
>>27166869
I'd fucking destroy Gemma until my dick turned to dust.
Also this>>27167088
I've been fapping over 13 years I just realized I've never cum to midget porn.
She reminds me of this character from a browser game called Corruption of Champions.
>>27167111
>wind up with a son who's shorter than his own mother
>>27167146
That's fine as long as he's latter than me (5'8).
Because there are plenty of non-manlets looking for hot midget gfs too.
>tfw no volluptous sub-5' gf
Thank you for this unique boon, OP, I never thought I'd wanna pound midget ass and pussy
>>27167061
>>27166869
Somehow I doubt she dates anything other than 6+ foot hipster chads.
>>27166869
Does she really count as a midget, though?
She just looks like a tiny woman. She doesn't have that midget "look".
>tfw ask some short girl to guess my height
>she says "5'9"
>I'm actually exactly 5'9
feels bad bros.
>>27167257
That's because she's not standing up with clothes on. I guess a lot of them have big foreheads though.
>>27167257
look at those stumpy arms
Fun fact: This midget was actually a stripper.
>tfw no busty, thick midget gf
I know you fags got some midget porn post it
>>27167284
>>27167304
I know she has midget proportions. I was talking about her facial features. I was thinking of dwarfs, nvm.
the ass it always too fat
>>27167565
>ass
>too fat
holy fuck. she is smoking hot. first time my dick has moved in like two months
>pussy market so onesided chads battle over midget pussy
Man, this is getting fucked. I mean, it's always been like this, but previous generations had no idea just HOW fucked they were.