>so anon, what do you like to do?
>I think I may be pregnant
I shat bricks the first time I was told this.
>do you want to eat with us
Fucking scariest words of my life when I live week by week
>have you ever had a girlfriend?
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>Now we're going to go around the room... Everyone say one interesting thing about yourself!
>when are you gonna pay me the money you owe me, anon?
Fuck, I don't know. I can't even pay rent and utilities this month, you think I've got a fat stack of cash on top of that? I'm living on rice and toast here.
>haha yeah, girls are easy to get, right tanner? haha so how many girls have you fucked anon?
>>27165271
>album starts with loud static
>Alright I'm going to start class with roll call
Fucking gets me everytime
>When are you going to get a job?
>What do you want to do as a career?
>You can't stay in your room forever
from a work colleague:
>what did you get up to on the weekend?
>What'd you do over the weekend?
>so are you in school right now?
from dad:
>when do you get your exam results
>>27167218
>song starts with amp noises
>>27168808
>songs starts with drumsticks hitting together
>>27165271
I'm quiet for the most part and tried to hide my autism from normies but now when they ask me shit I just tell them, I honestly stopped caring 2 years ago when I realised they all hate me no matter what
>>27167067
I always say something self deprecating like
>At least there's only one of me
>So about your programming skills, have you worked on any projects?
>do you have facebook?
>no
>umm... whatsapp?
>...no
>>27165271
>So anon, found a job yet? Meet any nice girls?
>so anon how many grills have you slept with?
The one house party Ive ever been to
>What's new?
>What have you been up to?
>What do you do for fun?
>I always thought we had a lot in >common
Brendan Fraser is a sex God I want him
>>27167401
This lmao
>tfw people your age are nearly done with college and you still have yet to start on something
"What Are you doing up so late anon"?
Just anything "what are you doing" in general.
>Hey
>Hello
>How was your day?
>[Words]
My heart races as if I'm working out and I start to sweat like a fucking pig when exposed to any social situation what so ever.
>Why don't you talk more?
>So do you have a girlfriend yet?
>Have you thought about taking any college courses?
>So what do you do in your room all night?
>show us your C.V anon
>Post your C.V on Linkedin
>>27165271
"Okay everyone, were going to go around the room. Introduce yourself and tell us something interesting about you"
literally NOTHING
>0 interests
>play vidya 16 hours a day
>watch anime
>so, do you have a job yet?
>mr. anon we'd like to schedule an interview
>mr. applicant, tell us about a time X, Y, Z.
>why don't you just apply to X
>here's your present, anon
>"how's school anon?"
>dropped out months ago
>"...it's good"
>>27165271
>Hey anon, what have you been up to?
Nothing. It's always nothing
Anything which is told by a girl.
>>27165271
>are ya winning there son?
>what you up to?
