How normie are you /R9K/?
Reminder that if you get below 85 youre a normie
ricepuritytest.com
>>27164884
I come here for fun.
heh, guess I can stick around a bit longer
>>27164884
I got 90.
The only things I checked were the drug and masterbation related boxes
Stil KHHV
>>27164884
I think I scored a 15 on this last time.
Too much of a freak for normies.
Too much of a freak for wizards.
Fuckem if they can't take a joke.
88
There was really only one normie thing that I checked though. I've been on a date once.
>>27165221
I'm actually impressed if you scored a 15. Impressed and slightly disgusted. I'm a frat chad and I don't break the high 20s.
58
Suck my dick
Also blox, oddly enough.
lol eat it nerds
I thought I was a cyborg. Am I a robot?
>>27165251
Just kinda the way my life shook out.
Strangely, I'm the opposite of frat chad.
I got a 42, but I'm also 29 and have only experienced a lot of the sexual stuff once or twice.
>>27165284
Yup. If you're younger than 25 there is still hope though. Get a non-muslim Asian GF, it really isn't a meme and will improve your quality of life dramatically.
>>27165298
Is there a story or two behind the score?
>>27165298
>>27165321
It's probably a fembot.
Certified robot here.
>>27165321
>Is there a story or two behind the score?
Yep. I'm a demon from the sixth circle.
Trapped in a flaming tomb.
This is what i got. I consider myself a robit though, fuck anyone who disagrees
>>27165364
You ain't got shit on the ice lake.
>>27165346
Wrong. But I'm not surprised to see that charge levied.
>>27164884
Where is my life headed if I'm 16 and scored an 85? A-Asking for a friend desu. I'm 18, haha!
>>27164884
I got a 45 but I'm not a normie
Most of this stuff happened with a homeless chick while I was homeless
>>27164884
>tfw engage in sex w/ more than one partner in 24hrs or less
>tfw more than 5 sexual partners
>tfw done anal, cunilingus, incest, fellatio, etc
>tfw never held hands romantically
>tfw never been on a date
>tfw never been in a relationship
i filled this out 100% truthfully and im not sure how i should feel about this
tfw 96
a-at least i'm good at being a loser
that's literally all i have
21 lol
Trust me guys, I can relate
>tfw only experienced first 3
>>27165408
Doctors orders, have more sex, get better at oral, eat an apple a day.
>>27165401
> incest
> never gf
You mentally ill pham
>>27165442
>have more sex
how?
>>27164884
98 only two I checked was reading pornographic material and urinating in public. Never fapped in my life. Now where can I get my 98 pure gf?
lesbian femanon and major normie...
>>27164884
Am I a robot, guys?
This comment is of original character
>>27165408
I got the same score. It means you're a cyborg. Go outside more often, eat more leafy greens, and browse /r9k/ less.
>>27165463
Clothes
White anon
Dress hipster or preppy
Black anon
Dress retro or preppy hipster
Asian anon
preppy hipster
Conversation/personality pasta
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The key to getting girls is making them a secondary priority. This might sound counterintuitive, but a solid core of self is more important than anything else.
Girls sleep with guys who are confident in themselves and their own actions. Guys who have interests that define them and drive them, they are the ones that get laid consistently.
Imagine you were in a relationship with an attractive but otherwise average girl. If she wanted to break up with you tomorrow, what would she lose aside from a consistent fuck. Why would she miss you or the experiences she had with you?
Moral here is that you need to be something before you expect to draw others to you.
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Having more sex guide
Be really good at oral. Big licks, then small circles on clit.
I have more pasta if you want.
I'm staying. You fuckers can't make me leave.
Score
>44
Age
>27
Gender
>Male
Height
>6'0
Dick size
>7"
Skin color
>Pale/Caucasian
>segway
gas the normies
beta wars now
84 because of masturbation, alcohol and a couple times when I got in trouble as a kid
There's is no light at the end of the tunnel.
>>27165532
Get out.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27165533
Certainly.
>>27165566
forgot results original
H-haha . . .
I-it just means I'm really pure desu
>Reminder that if you get below 85 youre a normie
>got exactly 85
>>27165571
jesus fuck. I doubt this score. Youre telling me youve never masterbated to an image?
>>27165646
barely made it anon.lucky you
I got a 91
I guess it's all good
fuck, I'm going to hell
I am on the path to becoming normal
Soon, I will get a gf
was doing good until all the sex questions in the end because I've been to 3rd base but still virgin and im 21
So failed normie with a score of 59?
>>27164884
>Score
>>43
>Age
>>27
>Gender
>>Male
>Height
>>6'1
>Dick size
>>7x5.5
>Skin color
>>White
>>27165674
the thing is that score is only because of the disciplinary/police questions
had i not checked those it would be in the 90s easily
jfmsu
I've jacked off and gotten detention but that's it
... I need to get a girlfriend
81
>>27165441
>tfw have had meaningless drunk kisses but never even a romantic handhold
>held hands romantically
>didn't realize it was romantically at the time
I could have escaped.
>>27164884
I don't know what I was expecting.
>>27164884
I am NEET, I never go out, I have social anxiety and I am in a 4 year long relationship with my female.
>>27165221
I feel you, man.
>>27165646
I got an 84.
Am I free of this meme hell?
>>27164884
Guess I'm just an average virgin...
90
31/m/virgin
>>27164884
Holy fuck. I am a Norman. I have failed you, robots.
>>27165757
>I've jacked off and gotten detention
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
So maybe there is still hope for me.
I'm two weeks away from turning 22 and my scores 92.
Forgive me Lord, for I have masturbated.
I guess the fapping, juvenile delinquency, and self medicating with alcohol and other drugs got me.
>>27165541
more pasta now plz
Also how to dress hipster or preppy?
>>27164884
I scored 97. Now what?
>>27165284
>>27165351
>>27165417
>>27165441
>>27165571
>>27165599
>>27165757
>>27166553
>>27166687
you guys are cuties
the rest of you normalfags can buzz off
I'm a NEET with diagnosed aspergers and social anxiety.
Got 45
94, all masturbation and porn.
>>27164884
ME GET OUTTTTTTTT RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you are under 70, please leave normalfag.
>>27166781
if you're under 90 please leave
>>27165417
Another 96, we're gonna make it brah you just got to fight through the tough times
I got 97. This thread is a self-esteem killer.
The only impure things I've done are kissing, masturbating and sending nudies to strangers.
Guess I'm not a robot.
Under 90. Absolute Normie. Honestly we need to use this test to filter Normies
>>27164884
Does is count as "seen a stripper" if it was my friends mom who used to stip?
Jesus, one practice gf and I'm apparently normie? Fug of
>>27164884
thought i would score a lot lower before i started reading the questions
>tfw no anything
>>27166663
>Dress hipster
Fuck if I know, there are 1000000 blogs for that shit
>Dress preppy
Brooks/Banan rep button downs that fit you in simple patterns, mostly blue, white, or a combination thereof. Wear dark wash jeans, any will do. Make sure the above fit well. Wear leather shoes, either colored pho leather like aldos (and their knockoffs) or real leather. Simple is key. Now eat pasta.
At a party, you have to figure out what you are best at doing? Can you make a mute laugh? Are you a great on the dancefloor? Can you win beer pong blindfolded? Figure out your strongsuit. If you don't have one, the dancefloor is the best way to get easy hookups as long as you aren't a fedora-clad mess.
Generally, at a party you want to get three messages across to a girl that you are talking to at a party.
1: You are awesome
Because you are awesome, you don't put girls on a pedestal, you aren't afraid of walking up to them and asking for directions to whatever, or just bullshitting your way into a conversation.
Because you are awesome, you are casual and don't place a huge amount of weight on every girl. She doesn't want to dance/blows off your initial intro/is not attracted to you? Her loss, find another. Being awesome means not fearing rejection, because victory is just a matter of time.
2: Because you are an awesome person, you do awesome things
You just walked into a party. You see the girl in the corner? A longshot? Fuck that. After two shots, ask her a question or somehow broach a conversation. Conversation dying because you are freezing up/she is bored? End it on a high note. "Want to dance in a bit?" "My friend just bailed this [beer pong] round, I could use a partner", etc.
Continued below.
>>27166733
T-thank you senpai
this desu is unorginario
>>27166784
If you're under 95 you need to get the fuck out desu.
Leaves just enough room for all the non-normie masturbation objects.
>>27164884
0-70-normie
71-85-cyborg
86-96 robot
97-100 wizard
>>27166663
Cont.
The whole reason you go to parties is to do stuff. Fuck your phone, you aren't looking at that unless its your fuckbuddy(ies) begging for you to head back to their place. The wall is your enemy. Rescue girl wallflowers, ignore guy wallflowers. If you want to just talk, talk with interesting people. The person who just won 5 rounds of pong. The guy who is drunk contact dancing. Whatever.
3: Girls/people of interest are missing out if they aren't part of your awesome life.
When you invite the girl to dance, you aren't asking if she wants to dance. You are saying that you want to dance, and that it will be fun, and if she wanted to join you she wouldn't be unwelcome. This is the difference between desperation and a flirty invitation.
The key part to understand is that even if no one had taken you up on any offer/invitation that night you still would've had a great night, because you were doing things that you are good at and that you enjoy. If other people want to come along for the ride, that's their opportunity. These are the three messages you must get across.
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Other pasta
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Basic flirting guide
The dynamic is back and forth. One person expresses interest, the other throws it back + a subtle unbalancing move.
Basic Example:
Guy: [That drink] you just ordered is heavy duty, I like your style.
Girl: Yeah, I doubt you could handle it
Guy: You'd be surprised.
Let's examine what happened here. The guy expressed interest, by taking notice of the girl's activity and using it to subtly compliment her. The girl challenged the guy to prove that he has more than a one liner, and that there is more than the face to him. He then replies that in fact, he does have something that he can prove, and the flirtatious conversation progresses.
If you think of it like a legitimate conversation you'll suck at it and be annoyed.
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More?
>>27164884
86.
>the only sex act aside from fapping was grabbing boob
>>27166898
As a 97. I feel good about myself. Day of the rope for Normie's when?
97 scoring gf for sale
never used before and in mint condition
>80% is technically "have you ever had sex before?"
i don't even know what most of these phrases mean...
>>27166898
I'm a cyborg, w-what does it mean?
73, fug, my mouth smells like dog food.
>>27166926
>has never masturbated to an image/video before
fuck off liar
>>27166901
Of course more
Can you post pics of the preppy style?
And do you have any advice about how to make a solid social life that girls will find attractive?
There was a handful I missed.
Also, holy FUCK who kisses for two consecutive hours???
>>27166912
Underage b&
Underage b&
Underage b&
Why the fuck does this weigh sex so heavily? I've literally done heroin , and yet I'm still considered "pure" WTF REEEEEEEE
>53
>youre a normie
Anyone who got raped / bullied / fucked up childhood can get a decent score.
>>27166955
It's probably 'murrican
>>27166874
Yes
96 here
Don't even know why getting called to the office was on the list, that can happen even to people who did nothing wrong. One time i got called to the office for disciplinary action because my grades were shit.
if you've never jacked off, you're either asexual and therefore disqualified, or a dumbass and therefore not pure
>>27166931
a cyborg is a guy who
>has had sex before
>has a part time job
>watches anime
>has very little friends
>has niche hobbies
>tfw no gf
>has used piss bottles before
>was popular/had chad friends in highschool.
basically a failed normie
YOU CAN NOT BE A ROBOT IF YOU SCORED UNDER 97
I REPEAT
YOU CANNOT BE A ROBOT IF YOU SCORED BELOW 97
PLEASE REPORT TO FACEBOOK IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE REQUIREMENTS
>>27166924
This has to be bait
Original comment
>>27166949
is it limited to real life pictures and videos?
>>27166924
Do you put peanut butter on both slices when making pbj?
79 but if I took this test yesterday it would've been 88
Can I please still hang out here? I like it here
>>27166984
>never had sex
>don't watch anime
>never pissed in a bottle
but the rest pretty much applies
>>27166989
96
>masturbation
>detention
maybe the porn one doesn't count, i tried masturbating to 3D porn once but i didn't really enjoy it
53. Why don't I feel like a normie.
>>27165428
is that supposed to be taiga?
>>27166993
why does it have to be bait anon? I'm an ugly, basement-dwelling shut in with no friends. Pretty easy to be a 97 living this way.
>>27166951
You're missing the point. Live a somewhat interesting life, and they will be attracted to you. focus on the self not the girl.
https://www.google.com/search?q=preppy+look&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiu_8ea_sHLAhXFHx4KHTTSC4cQ_AUIBygB&biw=1920&bih=1075#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=preppy+look+for+guys
A lot of these are a little too out there (relatively for preppy) to be classic preppy, keep it simple at first. Ready /fa/ if you need to.
Pasta
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Asking Someone Out
>Let me know when you have free time
No. This mistake is so basic I wish it was corrected in an /r9k/, /soc/, and /adv/ FAQ.
If you are a guy, there are multiple ways to ask a girl out:
1: "When you're free, do you want to hang out some time?"
This is awful, because it provides no activity to generate interest, allows her to give a yes response without actually agreeing to anything, and doesn't tell her anything positive about you.
2: "Want to go to a concert with me next month"
This is better, because you are setting a narrower time frame and a more specific activity, but you are still making the time frame too wide, and more importantly you are making the event contingent on her saying yes, which detracts from the positive image of you living an interesting and independent life.
3: "There's an x band concert I'm going to next week, its going to be awesome, want to come along?"
This is the best of the three, because it shows you are doing interesting things independent of her, and that your interest in her is inviting her into your awesome life, not just latching on to hers. It also forces her to give a yes/no answer in a reasonable time frame that you can hold her to.
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Sex is just a drug anyway. Why not ask a hundred different questions about what weed strains you smoke, or what type of psychedelics you've done?
>>27166989
i scored 85 and i haven't been outside or talked to someone other than my mom for over 2 months
>32
Looks like I'm gonna make it.
>>27167030
Only normies had enough of a presence to actually be called down to the office.
>>27166931
There's just something "off" about you. All your normie friends can sense it and they might not actually like you at all, or it could just all be in your head. You'll never know for certain.
You'll only ever truly feel comfortable here among the rejects, oddities and angry incels. Welcome home, brother. Still trying to play pretend with the normalfags?
>>27167041
Because you sound too good to be true.
>>27166819
>kissing
>sending nudies
uuhh no you don't say, of course you're a fucking normie, REEE GTFO
>>27167051
If you've done anything romantic with a girl in the past it means you have potential and are not a robot.
If you've done drugs before you are not a robot.
If you do anything other than masturbate and cry in solitude, I repeat, you are not a robot.
if you've never watched anime you CANNOT be a robot
It is IMPOSSIBLE
>>27165054
same, im not going anywhere.
>tfw could have had a lower score but ive never been in trouble with the law
>>27164884
Should i just kill myself now?
originele
>>27167068
>tfw solid position as funny weird guy in group
>tfw good solid friendships but completely despised by every female I meet.
>>27164884
>Tfw i will forever be a virgin
>all these ultra normalfags
GET OUT OF MY BOOOAARD!!!!!!!!
>>27167068
T-thanks anon, I do feel a little off when I hang out with people, and it's /comfy/ here might as well enjoy it
>>27167064
Yeah, but one day in eighth grade one of my teachers noticed me and thought i looked too bored and creepy, and decided to send me to the nurse to get drug tested. The school didn't like me because i was a quiet sleepy nobody in one of those super hyped school districts, and seeing me all tired and doing nothing creeped them out.
>not a single girl wasn't doing sports or cheerleading
>not a single guy except for a dozen anime nerds was not doing sports or band or on the class board
Guess I'm almost over the edge, probably a cyborg, Only did fun stuff like vandalism, weed, and beer, no sexual/romantic stuff, still a KHV.
>>27167072
>me
>too good to be true
kek, thanks for the laugh anon
Literally a failure and disappointment in every way. How any guy can dream of an ugly, aspie, mentally unstable gf is beyond me.
super amazing and original comment
>>27167045
Any idea about how to network with people better?
I already have a normiebook and people are asking me to hang out, but I need faster results if I'm going to get laid before the semester is out
>>27167161
Forgot pic
Muted for 2seks
>>27164884
I got 17. Is that good?
>>27164884
99 master race reportan
nothing but normies in this thread
get out normies
>>27164884
Is my life slipping away from me? Should I vow to be a robot forever and scorn these earthly pleasures, or am I really missing out on an invaluable part of the human experience?
>>27166952
have yiu ever aten a man
you start from the moith and it takes a while
4-6 hours of knawing his skin off his bones from the mouth like a vaccum cleaner
its just a big long kiss with his entire
body
plus if you start eating at the mouth
he can not scream
you can also eat a girl from the mouth first
but girl mouth is for dick not food
64. Most of the relationship related boxes I ticked happened at least 4-5 years ago so I'm not as normie as you think.
Haven't had many drugs and haven't been arrested.
>>27167085
When I was 14 I had a girlfriend
I knew her for 4 hours and she asked me out
6 days later I told her though text it was done
we kissed 3 times
we said about 700 words to each other
it was terrible
nothing since then
I am no Norman
>>27167160
Fuck those participating faggots. What kind of douchebag actually decides that they want to join student government?
>>27167162
Simple...I can relate to you. Something I can't say about 99.999999999 percent of women out their.
If you've never had sex before you cannot be a Robot.
>>27167212
I always hated the pretentiousness of it. They even made a mock news show that we had to watch every morning
90. Thank fuck. So close to normidom ;-;
93
Masturbation and I smoked weed once. That's pretty much it.
>>27167234
This desu.
Virginfags cannot know true pain having never tasted the sweet nectar of love.
>>27167212
>not joining student government just to implement libertarian ideals
>not getting rid of the lunch ladies because fuck poor blacks they dont need to eat
inner city school was a bitch
>>27167252
>implying that's a bad thing.
>implying this comment isn't original
>>27164884
Suck it Nerds.
Still don't consider myself a normie though. I think this is more based on your mental health rather than your sexual experiences.
>>27164884
42 , i dont give a fugggggggggggg
>>27167318
I'm not sure it would necessarily be a bad thing. But for those of us robots with neurological disorders that cause us to be like this, you have to realize how frightening a thought it is. It isn't just not being a virgin and having friends. It would mean not being us.
am i fucked? do i even stand a chance?
>>27167379
Just because you don't fit some narrow definition of what makes a true robot doesn't mean you wouldn't be you.
You are not a stereotype.
>Implying that OP's definition of normie is dogma
Fuck you OP. You don't represent all non-normies.
Score
>45
Age
>20
Gender
>M
Height
>5'7
Dick size
>6"
Skin color
>Olive
Normie who used to be a cyborg here, feels slightly not as bad man.
>>27164884
Do I include stuff I have done with hookers? Or only non-hoker stuff?
>>27167426
>Sub 90 normie detected
GTFO NORMIE THE METHOD IS FLAWLESS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27167450
Hookers count. This is a purity test afterall.
>>27167449
You forgot hair color and eyes
>>27167418
I mean as in such a person would have nothing in-common with me. Thinking patterns would be different entirely.
>>27167501
Meh, thinking patterns change drastically throughout your life anyways, the concept of "you" is constantly shifting as time goes on and you experience new things.
>>27164884
I have a lot of problems. A lack of sex, drugs and interaction with police not being among them
>>27167535
Yes, but a neurological disorder and experiences would combine to make such a person drastically different. I don't know how such a person experiences life, and it is honestly frightening to me.
I won't be able to reply after this going to bed.
>>27164884
So what does this mean? Your score starts at 100 and every one you check off you lose a point right?
>>27167560
How is this score even possible desu ka senpai desu desu?
>>27167451
>>27167356
Score: 31
Age: 20 y/o
Sex: m
Normie?: No
This websites' survey is not an accurate measure of normality.
93. I've touched myself and pissed outside. I sure hope I have the sex one day.
>>27167591
I did a lot of hoodrat shit and carved up on tinder and dated girls with low self esteem and did lots of drugs and have an assault conviction.
Never cheated tho.
I don't come to /r9k/ a lot anyway
>>27167591
>81
Bullshit. I only masturbated in in the same room as my sister, had the dog lick me and went to the cops for street fightingfighting. How is that normienormie?
Still consider myself a cyborg t b h
>>27167704
I WANT NORMIES TO LEEEEEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Only ticked a few sex ones cos I lost my v to a hooker literally a few days ago. Would be way higher if I did this a week before.
>>27167127
Get fucked faggot
My 45 score is less normie than most 75s even
I gurantee it
>>27167781
Welcome to normiedom, please remember to take your Iphone an your application to McDonalds on the way out.
A complimentary Facebook profile is being created for you.
>>27167781
Based off of the years 17-20, I got a 46. Based off of the years 21-now it's basically just the drinking and peeing outsides ones.
I peaked early.
>39
Shit, I could get it lower than that.
Anyone here get higher than 94? I feel like ive got a high score
Well shit.
I guess I'm wizard tier.
>Muslim girl
35
My mum would be so ashamed.
>>27167968
Jacked off, never to 3D
Got sent to office once because i looked too bored
Still a normie though because vagina
>>27168016
Hey guize I'm a grill!!!11!!!111
>>27164884
86 virgin here
Substance abuse and one run in with the cops
>>27168077
You don't masturbate?
Only scraping by, because im so original
just let me die in my sleep family.
>>27164884
bullshit test, I'm a complete weirdo loner and even I got 25 because of going to high school in the midwest with a bunch of dysfunctional desperate sluts when I was semi-normie.
Haven't had sex in over a year or gone outside much besides work (no friends) in 3 years. I glad I enjoyed my teen years but It's all completely over now though...
I'm new to 4chan, what's a normie?
>>27168157
It's not supposed to be a normie test, it's a purity test with heavy emphasis on sex for some reason.
21
how do i purify myself?
>>27168149
With the constant barrage of porn and hentai here, I'm surprised you hadn't seen pornographic material at least once.
i guess ill show my way out...
Got 79 kissless hand holdless virgin here. Literally got this low because ive done heavy crime and drugs
That was a close one.
I want normies to gtfo
85
It was mostly from drugs and masturbation.
The only normalfag thing i did was dance with my moms friend at a ball once.
>>27164884
Turning 28 this year, I'm fucked.
>robots hate me
>not one of the normies
>to much Chad on alcohol to be a cyborg
>>27168157
If you were that much of a weirdosas much as is required to not be a normalfagthose girls would never have considered having sex with you.
You are a normalfag.
>le sexual experience invalidating robot feels meme
Just wait until you get laid, a job, and a live in relationship and feel more isolated and unfulfilled than ever. The true r9k starts here...
Masturbation and drinking are only acceptable for a robot.
You CANNOT be a robot if you touched a grill and she didnt recoil. This is NOT up for debate. Being a robot is not a mindset, it's a way of life that fucking sucks
>>27168857
I want you reddit newshits to fuck off. A robot has to be an incel/virgin by definition
Who /pureandclean/ master race? Only 90+ allowed
I got 84 due to masturbation and stuff with the cops.
>>27168873
I want underage b& to fuck off...
I got 86
If I hadn't stolen some yugioh cards when I was younger I'd probably score higher.
>>27168892
no that anon is right. Your just a failed normalfag
I'll stay right heeere
>>27168873
Look man, maybe you can wave that TruBot card around when you're 30 or so and still as virginal, but I was a "true" bot by your standards til I was 22. If someone isn't into games or weird movies I might as well have nothing to say to them. I don't drive. I hate bars. My discontent and unrelatability hasn't diminished just because a grill touched my peepee.
I'm just guessing most of you aren't even old enough for your virginity to be a defining robot trait.
>96
Feels good. God will accept me into his kingdom whike you normalshits rot in the depths of fiery hell for all eternity with the homosexuals and non Christians
>97
JUST
There is no hope, I will die alone
>>27167736
>>27167560
Reminder to charge your phone.
>>27168941
That a girls touched your "peepee" shows how normal you are.
You didn't become a normalfag when having sex, you got sex because you're a normalfag.
>>27168941
>TruBot
Nigger, it's just robot and you're not a robot. I dont want to play opression olympics here but having sex is a sign that someone values you and wants you physically. Most robots here dont get any of that.
And Im 27. Going wizard mode but I dont care anymore since I am focused on my future career prospects more than getting my willy nilly wet in a hole
>>27168996
Think what you want, but you know that age is way late. I just think sex is a shallow metric for what a robot is, especially before 30 or so. Eh. You'll get it. You'll feel the real rage when you get kicked out and/or your benefits get yanked. The disappointment of *having* to work, and finding that loneliness is ultimately the happier path to go as an unrelateable misfit. :)
>>27169020
>much privilege
>>tumblr
Okay, great. Guess what, I had to shotgun post on dating sites to get laid just like every other non chad. No girl reaches out to anyone. They're innately passive. I'm glad it doesn't concern you, because women will never move first.
>69. ?
Cheeky, got a 91
This is depressing
>80
i can explain i swear
>>27169046
>I just think sex is a shallow metric for what a robot is
It's being normal that makes someone a normalfag and to be a robot you have to be so far from normal that no girl could ever consider you for sex or romance.
A robot isn't a robot because he's a virgin, being a virgin is just a very accurate way to find whose a robot compared to how simple it is.
this is me
I went to the principal's office because of the public urination thing, I used to piss into bottles and I was caught
other than that only masturbation
>normies want to fit in with robots: the thread
Wew
>>27164884
top kek, I always end up just on the line. like on that 0-100 autism test, I got a solid 50
I took this test :)
>>27169131
Sigh. I guess the only reason I lurk ManTumblr is because men are funnier and more insightful, and it's a more relatable perspecticd for me. Still petty human trash, though...
>>27169110
80 as well because of drinking, weed, masturbation and 15yo kissing.
>>27165054
i got 29 too anon1
all you faggots need to get out more
or at least dress better / go to the gym
its really not that hard just bee yourself
>>27169144
It's just robota afraid of not being robots because of a stupid test threaf.
The masturbation thing should add to being a robot not normie imho
>>27166931
That you should leave, right now.
>97
Normies leave my fucking board now or I will find you and decrease both our scores.
I'm going to try to sleep again, faggots. Just reminding you that the ride doesn't end even after the meaningless temporary validation of touching a grill. That's really the worst of it. Night, senpai.
>>27169206
>dudeweed
>drinking
wew, and sex is what makes someone a normalfag?
>>27169311
You were never on the same ride as us robots.
Maybe your life sucks but then it's a different ride.
I blame drinking, weed, salvia, making out with a chick 7 years ago, and masturbation.
>>27164884
90origin mole casserole
39
I am only here to laugh at you silly people.
90. I knew I belonged here.
Your score: 63
wew
>>27164884
87
and then i counted stuff that i did in when i was 10
Turned 18 8 days ago
>>27170203
Wtf 15?
You're an extreme normie. What the hell are you doing here?
>>27170382
....literally having just one girlfriend who you were intimate with knocks you down to at least 50.
I refuse to believe anyone here is above a 75 this shit is just bait to trigger actual NEETs.
>>27164884
55
Wasn't sure about a few questions so I should probably have a higher score
I feel like my score should be higher, why are there so many masturbation questions?
post more tests like this please, im bored
I got a 50 but all of the sex stuff I checked was committed with my younger cousin in our teen years, so I'm not sure how "normal" that is.
>>27165428
21 also. Went straight past robot and normie and landed on pervert.
>>27170521
I got the exact same score.
Fuck you nerds I answered truthfully.
>>27164884
Well fuck, what can you do. Shouldn't have kissed those drunk party sluts.
95
>mfw I'm such a narcissist there's no desire to change this that I have to placate or suppress
>>27164884
82
so basically being a former drug addict makes me a normie?
k
>>27170427
you cant be below 75 if you havnt had sex you dumb chav cunt
>>27164884
73
Because of literally 1 night in college, 4 years ago.
>>27170427
Gtfo off my board underaged shit
