>Be 32
>Playing Counter Strike
>Dad comes downstairs into my room
>Pulls the plug on my computer while im in the middle of a match
>Starts yelling at me for not taking that job cleaning sewers
>Tell him im not going to clean shit for a living
>Calls me a bum and slaps me
>Tell him if he does it again ill call the cops
>Slaps me again
>Get out my phone
>Dad grabs it and breaks it
>Whips me with a belt
>He leaves, I lay there wishing he was dead
>Cant wait for him to die so I can finally play my games in peace
Anyone else have shit parents?
Go call the police, out of his earshot.
>>27163991
put a lock on your door and then post a note on your door saying to stay out and hes a jerk. worked for me
>>27163991
I suspect this is bait, but whateves.
I don't have shit parents, they're just humans that get frustrated, sad, and angry sometimes. Just because they're mom and dad doesn't make them any less emotional or irrational. He probably just wanted what was best for you, and you seem like an unmotivated little shit that wanted to fuck the day away playing video games instead of working like everyone else does to support themselves.
Unless what you described happens often and on a bigger scale, I think you reacted like a brat.
at least he didn't break your computer
#beGrateful
#CouldBeWorse
>>27164119
>>27164063
I dont have a door
You should get a job you fat fuck. Or try to claim enough NEETbux to move out.
You are a burden on your parents, and if you were my child I'd have thrown you to the streets long ago.
>>27164113
lmfao reminds me of the time my friends dad threw his ps3 across his room while we were on the skype
>>27163991
I don't get it why doesn't that cuckold idiot leave you the fuck alone and just give you fucking money to eat, why the fuck do YOU have to work haha
>>27164145
do you live in the basemen with a stair way leading to it or something i assume?
Tell your father that if he's so insistant on you plumbing manholes, you'll do it.
Then rape him.
>>27164196
Yes, my room was just too small, I couldent move around much so I took the basement
>>27164206
What's wrong with that? Fuck off reddit.
>>27164206
OMG that's so awful! Geez we should post this to /r/shit4chansays, also can we downvote the shit out of his posts?
>>27164206
>people stupid normie fuck
>look for a forum to post your shitty normie opinions in
>"hm, this r9k looks like the perfect place!"
why are you even here?
>not taking it like a man
>not asking him if a slap is all he's got
>not getting up and saying come on old man wanna do it?
>not getting a job in first place
Be a man, son.
>>27164266
Real men dont fight, only niggers and savages fight
>>27164244
ah, gotcha. any way you could put a door at the bottom or the top of the stairway?
>>27164206
Nigga whats the problem people die all the time like nigga
You're a piece of shit.
I would kill for just about any job right now.
Fuck the university meme, it sucks ass.
>>27163991
I really don't understand people. It's like everyone who makes a child thinks it will grow into exactly how they want instead of an individual who does what the fuck ever it wants, and then takes out their disappointment on the child.
How the fuck are people thinking? And why the fuck are people allowed to procreate freely when the world is a fucking asshole as it is?
>>27164295
Keep lying to yourself, kid. Real man defend themselves.
Take it on the chin and don't make a fuss about it OP
>>27164298
If I had money I wouldnt even be in this situation
>>27164310
Working sucks, I worked at McDonalds 10 years ago and couldnt stand it
>>27164181
You are such a retard holy shit
>using cuckhold as an insult unironically
>expecting money from someone for no reason
what a faggot lmao
>>27164096
This is fucking bait. Get the fuck back to your beloved society, you nigger.
>>27164344
the cost for a door is pretty significantly less than what it takes to move out... just saying
>>27163991
Your Dad is based. You're a bum. Sorry.
>>27163991
>Doesn't want to clean poo-poo
>Probably wants hard-working illegal immigrants deported
>>27164321
Chuck disagrees
Hey OP, what did the five fingers say to the face?
>>27164499
Say that to my face and it will be the last thing you do
>>27164466
He is a little bitch.
>>27164538
Your dad slapped your retarded ass.
At the age of 32.
>>27164214
Brilliant.
Do this OP.
>>27164664
He is my dad, you are some skinny faggot
>>27164499
https://youtu.be/qPr-xsQvhgw
>>27164206
Should we start censoring real life for you tumblr?
>>27164582
No, you learn martial arts so you can step to the side and push their face into the ground. Nobody who knows how to fight will ever have to do so.
But, Chuck Norris is faggified in all these shitty memes that should have died 20 years ago.
