so, i met a "chad" today and he has been really forward and basically asked me to fuck him tonight. idk if i should or not because i am a 19 yo virgin (i only sucked 5 dicks). Or should i wait for a qt robot bf?
>>27163092
>implying you're a real girl.
>>27163092
>inb4 200 replies 56 images hidden
why is /r9k/ the easiest board to bait?
>implying that anyone here isnt a -1/10
>>27163350
inability to detect sarcasm is a symptom of autism
>>27163307
>>27163350
nah i am real sons ;)
>>27163358
what percentage of this fucking board is actually ugly? Every fucking time I see a rate thread it's just attention whores wanting to be special snowflakes
>>27163423
those are just the /soc/ fags spilling over.
I mean, a majority of us are either social outcasts, or normies looking to take the piss. Either way, none of us have anything better to do, so we probably dont focus too much on appearance, nor are we intrinsically good looking, or else we probably wouldn't be outcasts
>>27163392
doesnt prove shit. send nudes or it didnt happen
>>27163092
>19 yo virgin
> (i only sucked 5 dicks).
You're not pure.
99% of people on this board would never kiss you.
I am part of that 99%
Kill yourself, roastie whore.
>>27163392
>a late blooming "i'm not like the other girls" conformist
how about you blow him off and spend the evening reading a book
>>27163392
Yeah I'm sure that picture is real.
How pathetic are you, to troll the easiest board on 4chan
tits or gtfo my board REEEEEE
>>27163092
What this guy said >>27163526
Go for chad like you clearly want to. You won't get us.
>>27163590
i honestly just wanted to get a pure /r9k/ bf, i havent sucked any dicks or had sex. how would i go about meeting one irl?
>>27163665
walk up to a loser and ask will you be my bf and he will say yes mam
>>27163665
where are you from? i want to be your boyfriend so hard right now
> (i only sucked 5 dicks).
women ACTUALLY think this is any better than fucking
>>27163392
Fuck off ching chang
>>27163092
This is what fucking disgusts me about women. fucking gross. fuck you bitch stacy bitch.
>>27163706
from ur moms house desu.
>>27163744
is that u? you are so attractive that it makes me so sad that you are not my gf.
>>27163665
Don't. Find someone with the same interest as you that loves and cherishes you. As a robot, I wouldn't date a robot. Just saying.
>>27163092
You're going to regret the fuck out of it.
That said, go ahead.
>>27163092
wtf another girl thread what going on?
>>27163392
How about I fuck you first so you dont have to gross out chad with your virgin blood?
>>27163771
nah this is aktually me desu
>>27163796
there have been a lot more girls on here lately it seems. i don't know why.
>>27163468
>nor are we intrinsically good looking, or else we probably wouldn't be outcasts
That's such bullshit. Myself and a bunch of people I've gotten to know from this board are pretty damn attractive, but way worse off mentally/emotionally than the typical ugly robot. There are plenty of reasons beside ugliness that people grow up fucked in the head and become social outcasts.
>>27163812
which one are you? are you calling me a cuck?!?!? WANNA FIGHT!?!?
>>27163744
please be in mexico city
>>27163812
Are you the black man, the white faggot, or the cuck recording it?
>>27163665
>I only sucked five dicks
>I haven't sucked any dicks
Fuck off already I'm done with your shit bait you arent even trying.
>>27163771
Sent ;) desu senpai
>>27163819
shits getting uncomfortable
>>27163872
to say the least. i am sweating profusely right now just from being in this thread.
>>27163832
I think he was referring to the majority. but you're right ugliness is not the only thing that fucks people up mentally
im a straight male (only sucked 5 dicks) and i approve of this.
>>27163919
wanna make that 6 fampai ??
>>27163849i am
>>27163853
>implying it wasn't apart of my plan to get as many people to respond as possible so i can find a qt bf
>>27163941
I don't know... Those look like dick sucking knees to me..
>>27163941
i hate people like you and i just want you to know that i fucking hate you so much and i want to attack you
>>27163941
i want to suck your feet so hard right now. pls pls can i see a video of you i would do anythign for you
>>27163941
i am too
be my gf please
>>27163941
trap confirmed
>>27163849
>>27163941
Want to be in my gang? We basically invade people's houses and pick up and move their furniture until they pay us.
>>27163941
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh your thighs look so soft
GUYS STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION. YOU ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT SHE EXPECTS YOU TO. YOU ARE BEING A KEK. THIS IS ALL PART OF HER MASTER PLAN.
>>27163092
>toptroll
are you fucking forreal? No timestamp, no tits, yall are stupid whiny faggots.
>>27164051
this. the only reason a roastie would come to this board it to get attention from lonely bots. and it's working.
>>27164051
I'll give my attention to whoever the fuck I want to give it to. This isn't time communism; you don't control who I can or cannot spend my time with. Welcome to the Free Time Market, BITCH!
>>27163941
i bashed you earlier in this thread op. i'm sorry, please forgive me, you look like you have very smooth legs
>>27164051
you cant stop me.take this rare smug pepe
>>27164085
And you lost me. It was fun while it lasted. I'm gonna go back to shilling on /pol/ if anyone needs me.
>>27163941
I want to whip those thighs with a belt. Have you ever had an orgasm from being beaten within an inch of your life?
>>27164085
wanna be my gf pls gibe da gf b0ss
>>27164085
wOoD u liek 2 be rimmed?
2)
??by chadz?
>>27164174
good post hans
>>27164142
if she lost you then stop fucking bumping you dumb fucking cocks. holy shit this is the easiest board to troll omfg.
This board has gone to shit, also no time stamp was posted you dumb bafoons.
>>27164146
retard detected here
>>27164085
be a qt attention whore, replace eliza and ill make fap tributes
i wanna be nigger
>>27164203
nigger detected here
this thread is reaching new levels of autism.
would anyone be my gf
>>27163092
The robot bf will be terrible in bed, he'll be nervous and fumbling and will give you a couple of half-erect thrusts before collapsing in a heap apologizing and crying. You know this. We all know this.
Let the chad give you what you really want - forcefully and confidently. Taste liberation.
>>27164263
quantum-nigger detected here
holy shit, the guys on this board really ARE awful.
Go get it OP
>>27164203
>he's never made a bitch cum by beating the shit out of her during sex
I'm not even being funny or ironic. U a virgin, m8?
>>27163092
>>27163392
>not realizing this is FBI bait
well, can i get a bf now?
>>27164146
Retard detection detect
This is a new low for this place.
>>27164356
no you clearly don't want a bf otherwise you would have one since you a girl, you just want minor internet fame
>>27164279
please kys cuck we all know you just want a Chad or Tyrone to fuck your mom while you watch
>>27164356
You sort of look like voldemort
>>27164356
You in California?
Probably not. So sorry. You wouldn't want me anyways. I'm only attractive if you're into half black guys.
>>27164442
well, i am close to cali, do you have an email?
>>27164356
obvious mental issues, asymmetrical nose, no thanks.
>>27164458
>close to cali
If I can't touch you I ain't interested senpai. Some robot on here would love to Skype date you tho
>>27164458
I thought you were in mexico city? Where are you?
>>27164442
half black is black enough for any roastie. have fun outcompeting white guys simply because of the color of your skin.
>>27164409
That doesn't make sense. You're an idiot. You might even be fat.
>>27164515
i am in mexico city
>>27164521
I meant the fact that I'm black so she might not find me attractive. She's not in California so it doesn't matter anyways.
>>27164539
i hope you die of pollution and rapists
>>27164356
damn ho you look older then me and I have 5 years in age over you.
Why are 3d asian women so fucking ugly and plain?
>>27164521
White robots actually believe this is how it works.
Trust me, it doesn't.
>>27164624
Because if the memes were real then they wouldn't be memes.
>>27164356
Can I atleast have one (1) picture where you look cute? Please?
>>27164659
well I think she looks cute just the way she is, hmph
>>27164356
>mexix
what is your real name?
>>27164711
i just want another thigh pic tbqh w/ u
>>27164659all4youanon
>>27164711
<3
>>27164711
>hmph
Dude.
>>27164776
Pretty adorable. So what's the problem with getting a boyfriend...?
Or are you just here to have fun with frogs
>>27164776
Definitely cute. All the Mexicans I see up here are disgusting obese hobbits. Emperor Trump should swap them for you.
>>27164827
Probably the second one if anything you know?
>>27164827
>>27164842
DONT PLAY WITH ME
>>27164882
she's not real m9
>>27164827
>>27164842
i acktually just sit inside all day and watch anime...
oh and i am pretty autistic...;-;
>>27164955
Well consider me wrong, so... how u doin'.
>>27164955
So, you're just lazy? Fair enough. You look pretty young, so I'm sure you'll grow out of it. Would be a waste to sit at home when you look like that.
>>27164990
it's all lies you idiot
>>27165012
I know it is my man, but you gotta hold out for hope. One of these days, at least I'm asking for conversation than asking her to suck my feet.
>>27165012
>saltyasfuck.jpg
k
>>27164990
not too bad, could go for some trump dick desu.
>>27164955
What exactly is the issue? You could legitimately choose a guy from here and be all set.
What are you even looking for in a guy?
>>27165066
A mexican who likes trump, interesting.
would you please show us a timestamp to prove that you really exist?
>>27165078
>What are you even looking for in a guy?
good question, well, someone who wont cuck me. hopefully they like anime, and will watch me draw stuff and appreciate it.
>>27165207
post drawings
>>27165207
I will, because I'm a desperate man-whore but we need proof my girl.
>>27165207
That sounds pretty simple respect for the reasonable taste; I appreciate that physical stuff wasn't even on the spectrum for your answer.
You'll actually have pretty good success here if you lurk around and that's what you're looking for. You'd be surprised how many people you can meet through 4chan.
What kind of stuff do you draw? Do you game or just watch anime?
>>27165207
i have all the qualities you're looking for but i will cuck you beyond belief
>>27165308
jeez, are you on the spectrum, anon?
>>27165343
Kinda redundant asking that on this board.
>>27165242
>>27165245
>>27165308
here pls no bully
>>27165326
o-ok
>>27165343
See the following (robot pls);
>>27165371
>>27165435
That's cute! How long have you been drawing?
>>27165435
This isn't an insult, but you're not retarded. Why are you bothering to look for someone here? This board is full of idiots.
>>27165435
>pointy shoes and traditional clothing
cute
>>27165435
aawwwh
>>27165478
i feel like some guys here are honestly good, and well intending. some aren't ofc, i am waiting for the dox desu.
>>27165465
uh, like a year off and on?
>>27165607
Yeah the best tip I can give is to screen guys carefully. There are a lot of great guys here, and a lot who think they deserve the world for nothing.
You definitely have a talent, that's not a lot of time! You planning to go full NEET or are you aspiring to something?
>>27165012
you are salty
S A L T Y
>>27165207
your and idiotes, also you'll fuck the guy if you haven't already.
at leas you're not sinaloa.
>>27165245
>>27165326
'i meet all your qualifiers but just so you know i could get other girls if i wanted.'
smooth customers, you too. did heartiste himself tell you how to do that? vocaroo me your nasal, buzzy numurk voices so i can laugh at your adolescence.
just let the chad fuck you
>>27165607
That's pretty cool, where do I turn in my internet bf application will be faithful.
>>27165666
i would like to get into art more, maybe just teach kids to draw? I kinda just want to be a housewife and have a family in the mountains. Every morning we would go and gather fresh fruits, and eat them ^-^
>>27165686
hey WHAT THE FUCK did you just call me???????????????????????
>>27165908
heres a meal to keep your tum tum full so you can sleep at night after mummy rubs it to beddy by.
>>27165841
d-do you have some kind of throwaway email?
>>27165882
>no qt brown girl to sire lots of kids and live a quiet life out on a nice plot of land
this board is for avoiding these feels
pls go
>>27165882
That's an adorable vision of the future! Housewife seems to be a pretty common goal for females in 4chan, I'm a fan.
How early do you want a family? You'll need some kind of job if you don't plan on starting early.
>>27165991
will you be my mummy? my real mummy deserted me, i have no one
>>27166069
nigga you cheesy and corny and sound gay
>>27166069
>How early do you want a family?
sooner the better. but idk, whenever the family is financially stable.
>>27166073
sure
*rubs tum tum
>>27165991
[email protected] there you go.
>>27166193
>whenever the family is financially stable.
That's the only answer I'm ever looking for and never get. Props.
You'll be just fine, it actually seems like you have a solid head on your shoulders. Just make sure you're careful, especially looking for guys here.
I actually wish that I was closer, I didn't expect that answer.
>>27166267
There's the throw away email.
>>27166292
thanks.well, maybe we could still talk do you have a throwaway?
>>27166391
ok, ill send :)
r u mexican
>>27166478
Yeah I'm always down to talk, you seem interesting.
[email protected]
>>27166479
yes
>>27166561
i sent to you too.
>>27164539
CDMX isn't even near California, cunt. I AM near California. You can come to Ensenada if you want and I will be your boyfriend
>>27163092
I believed you until:
>(i only sucked 5 dicks)
At which point the bait became a little too obvious.
Try again though, you're getting better!
>>27166193
thanks mummy, you're the best mummy in the whole wide world
*kisses mummy on the cheek
>>27163092
cuck him desu senpai I just want to see if these words are no longer filtered.
>>27166193
YAY! A GIRL RUBBED MY TUMMY OVER THE INTERNET GUYS AM I A NORMIE NOW?
