>keep walking
>Go home and die a little inside

>walk away before she notices I noticed her and I get arrested for attempted sexual assault based on uncomfortable eye contact

>>27162973
Well memed mr mra

Ignore her I know that I'm not chad

>>27162945

>keep walking
>imagine about what would be like to have talked to her

>>27162992
I'm just a paranoid individual whose paranoia isn't completely unjustified.

Mind my fucking business and keep walking

Tell her to immediate get off that fucking bench cause it's gonna collapse and invite her to sit on my bench

>>27162945
>realize i would never be walking around the park
>realize i am dreaming
>lucidity activated
>whip my dick out
>jump and hover over to her and stick my dick in her mouth
>wake up to an orgasm
>change underwear
>get a drink of water
>go back to sleep

>immediately look at her shoes
>wonder how sweaty her feet are in them

Did you want a funny answer or an honest one

I went with honest

>>27162945
>LOOK AT ME GUYS GIBS ME ATTENTION!!!!! THE POSTION
Dont fall for the trap faggot.

>>27162945
>y-you too0