>tfw it never occurred to me until i entered high school that you're suppose to wipe front to back
>tfw mummy and daddy told you to just wipe it
>area around my balls is not my skin tone
OP, everyone has that you fucking idiot. It's called a perineum or something
There's a specific direction? I guess I usually wipe side to side tho
>>27162760
>>27162788
how the fuck do you get anything done
If you push out hard enough and have quite a solid diet wiping isn't needed.
>>27162760
just imagine if u were a girl
Wait you mean you dont just crumple the paper and dab it up and down?
It's fine to and normal for a guy like you to wipe that way. The idea is that I don't think women are really supposed to because they can get vaginal infections, and that's most important with babies I think.
>>27162760
I like having shitty balls sitting on trains and buses grossing out normies as the smell fills the air
You guys don't crab claw? You pinch the poopoo, like a crab claw. I like to make a "clomp" sound when I do my crab claw. Clomp clomp! Clomp clomp!
so basically you think you somehow have:
1. gotten shit up into your own taint because you wiped the wrong way.
2. said shit has permanently stained your skin.
i mean
Pretty foul but did or does anyone when they need a shit but can't force it reach inside and pull it out.
>2016
>Still wiping
Kill yourself normie.
