Trapped!!
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I'm Trapped /r9k/!
My mom didn't tell me a bunch of people were coming over. I was in the spare room when I heard a lot of people come into the house.
I can't get back to my room without being seen!
All my stuff is in my room. There's nothing to do in here.
Please keep me company until everyone's gone /r9k/
Lel why can't you just walk past them to your room?
If they're all busy talking they probably won't harass you.
>>27162702
Disguise yourself as a cute girl so you can get past without them recognizing you.
>>27162817
>why can't you just walk out into the crowd of people?
Normie get out!!!!
>>27162844
This nigga serious ?
>>27162844
Yup. It's really the only thing to do.
Oh god I hate that. Stay strong OP.
I don't envy your position. Thankfully my room is located quite strategically so it's not too hard to return there unseen from almost any point in the house provided I'm stealthy about it. I have practiced numerous nightmare scenarios where I have to practice getting back to my room in the event of unexpected visitors. As a robot, it really pays off to have numerous escape routes mapped out for whenever you're outside of your room.
Are you positive you can't sneak back to your room? Will there be an opportunity for a distraction?
>>27162868
You could always get $600k in debt and they'll avoid you so you can't ask them for money
Or have a toilet showdown
>>27162702
Wipe them out....All of them.
>>27162702
One time my mom called people over for an impromptu party while me and my degenerate friends were tripping on 2c-b. Oh, and she wasn't there, so I had to fucking host it.
>>27162702
Why don't you just break the walls down?
>>27162702
Walk by them, make no eye contact, and dont respond if they try to talk to you
It may be painful but the pain will only last like 15 seconds while you transverse the room
good luck
>>27162990
Yes. Use your retard strength op.
>>27163004
oH nUz
>>27163072
Leave you faggotron
About a week ago a minute before my mum left the house she said "Your aunt is coming over today to drop off some stuff, please keep her company for a while cause she has a long drive to get here" Longest half hour of my life.
>>27162702
take you cum stained waifu pillow case and put it over your head. Just say...."desu" or "yamateh!!!" or other weeabo words and pretend like you don't speak english
I was in the same boat last week OP
>in spare room with no clothes
>hear oldest brother and 6 friends show up (he doesn't even live here)
>I don't think he knows I'm here
>they're all out in main room talkin about stupid shit, some roastie out there has a really annoying laugh
>suddenly need to piss
>ohshit.jpg
>bathroom is on other side of house
>no way I can make it without being seen
>decide I need to get over my autism or my kidneys will explode
>look in the old dresser in room to see if there are any clothes
>none just old blankets
>see empty water bottle on desk
>have heard about piss bottles on this board before so decide to give it a go
>much better
>5 minutes later I hear someone ask for paper
>"yeah there's some in the desk in that spare room"
>hear footsteps approaching
>I push on the door
>"it's jammed"
>other friend helps push
>door bursts open I fall back, piss bottle spilling
>friends look at me
>both guys kind of gasp
>older brother walks in, starts laughing
>"I didn't know you were home" keeps laughing
>friends join in.
> I stand up to run into closet before other friends can come in and see me
>trip on piss
>while I'm getting up I hear door shut, they're laughing still
>hear them laughing and telling other friends
>even though I knew they wouldn't come back I felt the need to hide out of trauma
>walk to coat closet, open it up
>there are clothes hanging up
I know this feel all too well, back when I lived in a house with other tenants I would hide in my room doing my best to be invisible, I unironically had piss bottles.
One day the landlord stopped by to run a cable through my ceiling and he tripped on one of them that was hidden in a pile of laundry, he also stepped on a dirty knife.
This was through a housing for the homeless program due to me having too much social anxiety to work, suffice to say I now live alone.
>>27163162
No fucking way
I'm dying here
Build a pillow fort.
>>27163215
The retards apparently really know op's feel.
>>27163162
Ignorethistextsorrybutthejewmodsmakemetypeit
>>27163162
>walk to coat closet, open it up
why didn't you hide in there in the first place?
sneak through the window and make it to a safer room or your own if possible. if your on the second floor just take your clothes off and tie them together to make a rope and climb down. i find myself in this same situation a lot more often then you might think
>>27162702
The good news is R Kelly already made a strategy guide for exactly this sort of situation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFosUj6A22c&list=PL8vYwRRMdXaUGNgOdTsMsJHqXbAu8u3uV
>>27163263
Believe me, I have re-lived this scenario a million times in my head. There are other details I left out about the room and about the night (I was in there for a few hours before that horror) but there are so many things I could have done that would have prevented all this and while some may have been anxiety ridden, at least my brothers two best Chad friends wouldn't have seen me naked.
I always felt they probably thought I was autistic, but if not this must have sealed it.
>>27163351
>youtube expert
dropped
OP if you're still on don't watch that
>>27163356
I mean I can't blame you for freezing up and them catching you bare ass I would of probably just froze when I heard them coming to the room
>>27163383
>youtube expert
What the fuck are you talking about? It's R Kelly's trapped in the closet, not an advice video.
>>27163397
I thought that by holding the door shut they would realize someone is in there then leave
then maybe my brother would have come in and seen who was here but he's seen me naked a million times growing up so I wouldn't have cared.
Hey guys, OP here
A few people have left but they have bratty kids who were getting antsy so I don't think that means everyone's gonna leave soon
I think some might stay for another hour or even two. I wouldn't be surprised
but some of these stories have made me kek hard so thanks
>>27163562
cat you just run to your room?
like dont give a fuck and go full sonic
OP again, nvm I thought some of the peoe had left fifteen minutes ago but I just heard them again
This has happened before
>"ok bye!"
>15 minutes later they're still talking and maybe have changed their minds about leaving
I'm not tuned in to the conversation at all times
I fucking hate this
>>27163588
No it's too late at this point. It'd be way too weird now
>>27163659
if its people you dont know, who cares?
thats your opportunity to show them your speed game
Lol. The life and times of retards.
>>27162938
No there's no way I can get back to my room
maybe if I had just bit the bullet at first I could have just walked last the group for a second but now they're spread out throughout the house
I'm glad I have this crappy phone
>>27163682
Is there retard speed like retard strength?
>>27163716
yes. but both can end up in spaghetti, so you have
so observe your sourroundings to keep the italy
cousin away
>>27163682
I have met some of them before
Some of them have been friends with my mom since before I was born
I've always acted kind of socially autistic when I've talked to them throughout my life.
Now I'm 21 years old and I don't have a job or go to school
I know they probably know this
I just can't face them
>>27162702
you somehow have access to the internet (phone, probably)
if you can't entertain yourself, wink wink, you should just kill yourself you ED having fuck.
Also, it's your responsibility to not get caught away from your room, not your parents. Set up some cans or sensors in the driveway so you can here people coming
>>27162702
You obviously haven't been honing your ninja skills if you can't stealth from room to room.
>>27162702
>there's nothing to do
>obviously has internet
This a nice thread. I like this fucking thread
>>27163813
I'm not a degenerate in that way anyway
And I've been online all day in sick of reading about the same shit so I just wanted to talk to you guys
>>27163764
they are not here for you, they are at your home for
your mom (?)
im telling you my friend, just crank those ol' robo
legs up and maximize your speed outcome.
>>27163162
Please, tell me this isn't true
>>27163845
>I've been online all day im sick of reading about the same shit so I just wanted to talk to you guys
>>27162702
Just casually walk back to your room. Don't worry, robot, you are literally invisible to people.
>>27163865
Look I know that they are there for my mom
and I am pretty sure thy know that I'm a NEET
Do they know I'm here at the moment?
Idk
And even though they know I'm a NEET it doesn't mean that's really on their mind
I've managed to avoid these people for 4 years
Even though they likely know my status, if they had to face it and actually see me it might kind of depress them and make them feel bad for my mom
why put a damper on the party?
not that that's my motive. I just cant stand to face them
>>27163913
No! It's a trap! They will try to socialize with you, and once you are in their web you won't be able to leave for at least 15 minutes!
>>27163870
It's completely true.
>>27163162
10/10 pls be real
Fugoffnazimodsthatwasoriginal
>>27163966
>Even though they likely know my status, if they had to face it and actually see me it might kind of depress them and make them feel bad for my mom
see, thats were your robo speed comes in handy.
they will be jeaulous of your mom having such
a inhumanly fast robo! dont look'em in the eyes,
just straight head to your room, these low life
creatures are not worthy of even being aware of
such glorious robo speed. show'em friend!
>>27163966
How fat u? Beeeeeez honest.
>>27164072
Oh it's true
Fuckingoriginalshlomopls
>>27164075
I'm actually really skinny.
I've never really been into eating a lot
I actually got dangerously skinny when I was younger because I wouldn't eat enough and I didn't realize it
I never thought much about benefits of being skinny but last year I was standing next to two "friends" I hadn't seen since high school
They were fat back then but wow they just got insanely fat in the last 3 years
Whoa they were so fucking fat
Standing next to two super loads, I actually felt decent looking
The trick is to wait until they're in deep conversation and just make a nonchalant dash to your room. They will wonder what you were doing but no one will be rude enough to interrupt someone just to talk to you.
Its the only way.
>>27164358
see, sonics the name, speeds your game robo-OP!
>>27162702
take off your cloth, oil your body, slip past them
the oil reduces friction and your nakedness will discourage their approach
Is there people just outside your door? If you get out, would anyone realize you've been there for like 1 hour 20 minutes? Because that would grab their attention
>>27164400
double doubles confirm you have the speeds in you OP!
>>27164435
Exactly at this point it's too late
I wish I had just bitten the bullet when they first it here, it wouldn't have been so bad but now it's be way too weird
Of course this has happened before and I always say the same thing, that it wouldn't have been so bad if I had done it right away but whenever I'm faced with that option again it sounds unbearable
>>27164471
>there are people so autistic they actually check every post for repeating digits
You're even worse than the op
>>27162702
trigger fire alarm with fart fire
>>27162702
offer to suck the male guests off and eat the female guests out for 5 dollars/person
>>27164500
and boom. praise kek infidel.
>>27164500
pic related, im seeing OPs true potential here
>>27164413
No don't do it OP, it's not worth it
Once my brothers two Chad friends saw me naked things were never the same
>>27163116
">Would you mind killing yourself "
Originale
>>27164563
did they take turns on you?
Prepare a plan if someone wants to get in
Is there any Windows in the room. Grab pebbles from outside and throw them at the window near them. They'll go check it out and while they do you can run upstairs
>>27164587
No, but before they always tried to talk to me but now they get really awkward whenever im around
I'd say it's nice cause they don't try to talk anymore, but knowin what it stems from makes it even worse than the talking
>>27164625
>home alone
>autistic young adult version
OP, do one of those swing down bar door trap, except with knifes attached on the bar
>>27164661
you have to embrace your nude self
Shit he's not replying did he get caught?
if you have a cellphone then you can call. Could you use that to your advantage? Calling would be a way to interact with outside then you could make something out of it
>>27164661
Go back to /lgbt/
Original comment for our Kike Mod Overlords
>>27164699
I don't know what you're talking about
This original enough for yuh?
>>27164782
No i don't want to make too much noise
I know they probably wouldn't hear me cause they're all talking but still they might
>>27163166
Homeless program? Please, tell me more.
>>27163116
>would you mind killing yourself
jusT fUCk My sHiT Up
>>27164765
I have been replying faggot
No I haven't been caught and I doubt I will be if I stay in here
But this might go in for a while longer
Will you guys stay with me?
>>27164894
Of course OP. Of course
>>27164699
>home alone
>young autistic adult version
kek
>>27163162
>mfw
Start a fire to distract the crowd
>>27164940
(loud exhale)Thanks pham
>>27164831
pic related
you'd need to improvise tho
Have some funny pictures
>>27162702
climb out the window you faggot.
Hdhd HD hdh
>>27164984
Looks too complicated
I think I can wait it out
Do you have matches and a fuel source OP? A big bonfire would be really comfy.
Fffguu
>>27164979
Do you think they will see your make America great again hat?
>>27164894
I know that feel OP, you don't want to feel like the backroom cretin that lurks in the shadows while normal life goes on in the rest of the house, you don't want that shame of being the recluse son.
Olllngg
>>27165040
Has to be weird being the autistic son of social parent's. I always knew I was the genetic product of my socially retarded mom and dad.
Ttrrefhn
>>27165049
Carson won't wake up until Trump wins desu. But if anyone else wins he will have a nightmare
Holy shit it's almost been two hours
What are you gonna say if someone realizes you're there?
"What were you doing for so long?"
1rdk3
Gvvskwue
>>27165094
"ur mum"
naturally
>>27165067
My parents aren't social thank god but my normie sister occasionally has her friends over, some of them have a crush on me (tfw attractive autist) and they know how awkward I am so they'll be like "heyyyyy anon" and start giggling when they see me.
>inb4 they don't actually like me and are making fun of me for being a retard
my sister told me they all have crushes on me when we were alone together.
>>27163162
hate reading fake stories like this
we can do better guys
What are you going to do once you get back OP?
Quqiqihdbe
>>27165094
tell them to go fuck themselves and it is your realm that they are trespassing
>>27165035
Don't have a hat like that
Dgshdydudy
>>27162702
Literally pretend like you are on the phone and walk past them
>>27165040
Thanks for understanding perfectly.
Gsgshdjdjdjdj
>>27165094
I dont think anyone will come in to this room. Nobody ever uses it.
Rollin
Ehdhxh
Hey OP what is your favorite anime?
Hshdhd
>>27165138
your sisters probably just trying to make you feel better
it doesn't cost her anything and it won't come back to bite her cause she knows you will never talk to her friends and tell them about how they told her they liked you
It's kind of funny you bought into it
>>27165150
I don't know
I need the original comment please mods
>>27165219
I don't like anime
Dj)/$:73
>>27162844
I did this once and ended up getting gangbanged. My dad was in it too.
People are starting to leave!!!!!
I'm gonna make it!
>>27165285
you're literally retarded. I don't give a shit if her little 16 year old friends are into me. Girls my age have said it to my face before, people on the internet have said it before, it's no mystery dude. Not everyone is as ugly as you.
>>27163351
THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN!
'MURICA
>>27165427
>girls online said im hot!
TOP.KEK.
>>27165396
Stay calm
>>27165512
It's clearing out
Itll soon be empty
An empty house after a big long party is the greatest feeling in the world.
>>27165617
Stay safe OP
OP, you should just hold your breath and sprint to your room.
>>27165617
Are you back yet?
>>27165695
Thanks pham
Thx
>>27165871
Only a few people left
Soon
Most people have left but these last few people are deep in conversation
I think it's gonna be a while.
>>27165230
Trips Inshallah
It's been almost 5 hours since they got here.
>>27166133
If most have gone you could probably go past and not disturb them. I hope you don't have to walk through the same room as them
>>27166302
"Thanks for coming."
They're leaving!
It's over!
I made it!
Thank you guys for keeping me company!!!
I'm glad I can count on you guys.
Time to go enjoy the empty house
Good night guys. :)
>>27166402
Anon is in his room, alls right with the world.
>>27166466
Yep, feels good
food is so good when you're deprived of it
Empty house
That calm after the storm
>>27162702
Or you could just not be a gigantic bitch and walk past them if they try to talk to you just tell them to fuck off.
>>27162702
Why do you mind if your seen? You owe those fuckers money?
>>27162702
Just run past them on all four and yell out "REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" as you dash towards your room.
Problem solved, Mummy's Prince.
