What is your actual excuse for not lifting and at least making it to ottermode?
I'm not tall, what's the point? I'll just get called a manlet either way
got banned from /fit/ huh?
I am ottermode.
Ottermode means nothing.
>balding in mid 20's
>ugly face
>no job prospects whatsoever
what would be the point
I can't even be bothered to get out of bed you think I'm gonna lift?
I have no excuse, I stunt inline skate daily and I aim to die doing something ridiculous in the context of that sport.
>JUST LIFT BRO :^)
All these lifting memers
>>27162746
faggot looks like a fucking raticate
>>27162575
I go jogging every other day in the park
>>27162575
If Im healthy I'll live longer
>>27162652
No physical frame to work with certainly means less job prospects.
>>27162746
With a half decent haircut and stylish glasses he would go up to like an 8
>>27162746
Welp
If anything, it makes him feel better about his body plus its healthy
>>27162575
I don't want to go to a gym because I'll feel extremely intimidated
I'd just buy some weights and lift at home but I don't feel like buying that shit right now
But in all honestly lifting will not change much, just my body but my face is still my face
>>27163151
An 8?? Kek. In 0-20
>>27163151
>he would go up to like an 8
>>27162746
>be non-chad male
>wear glasses
Why do guys do this?
Fatty here, I don't want to be muscular I want to be a little twink. Unfortunately I'm naturally stocky.
I have puffy nipples, stretch marks, and loose skin.
I will never look good naked, and because of the nipples, will rarely look good clothed either.
I'm already ottermode due to strict diet (cut sugar and crap snack foods) and religious gym visits but
>part-time employed semi-neet
>over 30
>less than 6'
a fit bod won't solve all my problems. plus ottermode only works if you're topless and I hardly ever go to the beach. I hate it there.
>>27162575
I was trying to do the Ketogenic diet but it's so fucking strict I can never induce ketosis. Also I'm kind of scared when the fat melts away I'll be a skelly, and going skelly to ottermode is way harder than going slightly overweight to ottermode
>>27162877
Lmao I'm done
>>27162746
>>27162877
>>27163180
>>27163195
still, it's an improvement over what's on the left. maybe /fa/ will help with the hair and shitty fits
>>27163206
some people hate contacts
>>27163357
That guy is a fucking turbo manlet. Look at how short his fucking torso is. He's like 5'4, 5'6 tops.
>>27162575
I prefer hiking/yoga and extreme sports like snowboarding/surfing.
I'm not gonna fuck up my joints by lifting
>teh 500 lb bench press
I'd rather crash into a tree and get brain damage than have a fucked up rotator cuff from lifting a stupid weight.
>>27162575
that guy doesnt lift
came in to say the MILF on the left has nice tits, would totally ignore her 2 daughters
>>27162575
Because I've been there and done that
Why do you faggots make these threads every day? Are you just insecure and trying to motivate yourself to exercise? Is that why you continually make these shitty threads?
i'm too poor to maintain a proper diet
>>27163707
https://www.acsm.org/docs/current-comments/rtandip.pdf
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3633121
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1839980/
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24100287
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21396499
http://stretchcoach.com/articles/strength-training/
>>27162746
i cant comprehend people who post this kind of stuff
its like you think left is no different than the right when the right is obviously way more attractive
>>27162746
He just needs to cut, change his hair, and lose the glasses.
>>27165399
Does it matter? As someone who was fit but ugly and short I'll tell you how it affected my life:
>a few younger guys in school asked me for lifting advice
>obsessed over it every day so never went out and partied or drank or ate junk food or socialized
>The 'cool guys' made fun of me
>the 'cool girls' made fun of me
>I had to wear a shirt 2 sizes larger just to hide it because people always mocked me for it
>the regular girls said I was overcompensating and had a small dick
>Everyone assumed I was an asshole because I had trouble talking to people
>focused on fitness instead of intellectual pursuits and now suffering because I didn't follow through with being a PT or joining the military
If you're short and ugly there is no saving you. If you get fit then guys will assume you're an asshole and girls will mock you.
>>27162575
Ottermode is unattainable by just lifting, don't fall for the meme. To make matters worse, it relates to your body shape too, and also, if you're ugly, don't even fucking bother.
>>27165543
And grow about 5 inches
>>27162575
I am ottermode and I do exercise.
One type of routine isn't effective for everyone, and not everyone will see the same results. You should tailor your exercise to your talents as a person.
I am for my own vanity but it wont make girls much more or less attracted to me
What this board wont accept because it is forever out of their reach is that social status matters way more than anything including money, looks, personality. Why do you think eggman got a girlfriend after he became a meme? He got the status of being the most known /r9k/ poster. Basically he was the "best" of something even if it was retarded. Another good example is that faggot smash player zero. Guy looks like horse shit but he has a nice looking gf because he is the best at something. An alternative to this is just having a lot of social presence in social circles.
You can get a nice body, good paying job, and even be able to converse with a girl pretty well but if you have no social circle then I can guarantee you wont be getting all that much more female attention than you were as a robot. You might get some but that will only last until they find out youre a social reject. I call this the just fuck my shit up pill for no good reason. The sooner you accept this truth the better your life will be. Kinda like ripping off a band-aid.
>>27162575
Im lifting, in great shape, but autistic. Im not saying dont lift, but dont expect a girl on the street to come to you. If you dont get over your anxiety, lifting wont do shit.
I personally do it just cause pump feels nice.
>>27165652
Why not do it health benefits? No one is forcing you to do strongman or crossfit, just watch athleanx on yt to learn exercises and enjoy.
