ITT: stacies getting BTFO in unique ways
>be average hot stacy
>get tumor on pituitary gland
>grow a foot taller and become the elephant woman
>live every day in chronic pain for 10 years
>die
>why don't girls love me
>why do I feel everyone hates me guys, fucking normies
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>27161154
i like this, is a very unique BTFO
>Her daddy is a lawyer
>Mommy is in charge of a bank (the company, not the building)
>In college gets hooked on prescription amphetamines as a study aid
>They get expensive
>Switches to meth
>Wound up selling her mouth for $10, her pussy for $20, and her ass for $50
>>27161434
link to any story there?
bumparoonioni
>>27161154
This is great. I love it.
>>27161434
>second pic begins with puffy face
>then she slowly gets the tweaker face
>>27161348
What is your point anon
>>27161154
So why haven't they found a way to manipulate the pituitary gland in order cure manletism?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262344/Tanya-Angus-Woman-fighting-worlds-worst-cases-gigantism-grew-nearly-7ft-400lbs-dies.html
>passion was riding horses
LMAO
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Bump because these are great.
>>27161154
>grow a foot taller
How can I get one of these tumors?
>>27163341
You'll become a lumpy elephant man, you'll have constant stomach pain, joint pain, and diarrhea, and you'll barely be able to eat.
>>27163411
But at least I wouldn't be a manlet anymore.
>>27163411
Better than being 5'4
>MANLETS BTFO
>>27163488
>falling for /fit/ memes
Really?
>>27161434
Literally no proof. You are a tryhard faggot
>>27163503
I've been rejected/friendzoned countless times because of my height when it was never even brought up until the moment I go for sex/relationship. Its a real thing.
"oh anon, if only you were taller"
"you're like a little brother to me"
On the internet anything under 6' is a manlet.
In real life anything under 5'6 is a manlet.
I'm 5'4.
I know lots of 5'7-5'10 guys with stunningly beautiful/loving girlfriends.
>>27161154
Man, I hope she was a real cunt before. Even most stacies don't deserve that shit, that's fucking awful.
>>27163654
I know a guy your height (approximately, at least; I'm 5'9" and I tower over him) who's dating one of the hottest girls I know.
You're at a disadvantage, no doubt, but get your shit together and get in shape and you can do alright.
>>27163557
>tripfag
>white knighting for a girl
>on an anonymous forum
>>27163957
>muh anecdotes
Not that guy or a manlet but what exactly does making up a story about some ugly midget fucking a hot chick do for the average manlet? Notice these anecdotes are in practically every thread where a guy complains about being short, the guy is expressing how being short has handicapped him socially and you're coming up with some bullshit lie about some manlet who bags 10/10s.
How can I get one of these tumors?
>>27164093
well yeah, it's just an anecdote, but it's not a lie. pic related, he's on the right. dude on the left is 5'11ish
>>27164184
Where's the picture of him with his bitch?
>>27162361
Lmao she was a horse
okay Anon, I'm ready now.
Hey, Anon.
Hello?
...please reply.
>>27164195
that's her next to him
>>27161154
hmmm
I get it, you don't have a girlfriend
>>27163654
A lot of factors come into it but I think 5'8 is the real life king of the manlets, being an inch shorter than average means you'll always be the shorter one in the group unless you're Asian.
A lot of guys here claim to be over 6' and still perma virgins.
>>27164342
if you are smaller, you eat less, and you live longer due to less calorie consumption
>mfw I was a midget at 16, projected to be no more than 5'2
>mfw I got a dime sized tumour on my pituitary gland and grew rapidly
>mfw they removed it quickly and besides a slightly fucked wrist joint, I look normal and am now 6'2 and with no signs of any complications.
>>27164394
That's very Lucky
>>27164381
Le broscience meme
>>27164433
but on the downside your rectum can fit less dick inches
>>27164454
That's a meme too. My twink bf is only 5'6" but he can take all 9 inches of my meaty cock.
>>27164505
>9 inches
step up your game
