You know what time it is, /r9k/?
3 decides
Pic of her. She's in the middle.
>>27160934
lets fuck piggy
Still 3 here
>>27160934
Lmao I'm just shitposting fake texts on r9k right now, hope I can come up with a convincing reply to whatever racist shit or porn I'm gonna fake text!!! XD XD
>>27161072
"maybe i could glue you to the couch with my cum ;)))))"
>>27161072
The thingy,Gingy,is that you will love my dingy dwingy
Bumping this thread right here
>>27161072
I'm trying to eat pig for dinner right now
>>27161072
"i'd like to slice open your belly and wrap your large intestine around my cock, getting me off while i choke you with the small intestine"
PLEASE 3 IM BEGGING
just straight up ask her to suck your dick
i hope the robot lets this one through
>>27161212
fucking reroll that was bullshit
>>27161263
this gon b gud
>>27161072
Are you ready for your dessert?
*attach dick pick with cream on top*
>>27161290
lets hope op delivers
OP here, should I really say it? Trying to get laid here
>>27161340
don't start a roll thread asking us to contribute if you aren't going to deliver fuck off
>>27160988
she looks nice dude
she mentioned the shower
don't be mean and you might get a gf
>>27161340
Tell her you're hungry too. And to have a shower and meet you somewhere for dinner, retard
>>27160988
Can't decide if she is a landwhale or not. Proceed with caution.
>>27161422
Don't forget to add the retard part. It is a good indication of her sense of humour
>>27161340
If you're trying to get laid then do literally anything other than put your fate in the hands of r9k.
Nah I was just kidding
4 decides
>>27161439
Definitely a land whale. But you got to slay some beasts before you save the princess, brotheranon.
OP will never deliver. Sage.
>>27161491
>>27161487
I stand corrected.
/originalcomment
>>27161487
all i'm looking for really is someone that will let me fuck their esophagus. tell me you're the girl i'm looking for
>>27161487
Ask if you can borrow her wig.
>>27161535
do i still have my rerolling powers?
Another girl on MeetMe
5 for her will post her pic in a bit.
>>27161072
>What are you, glued to your couch
Jesus fucking Christ...
"Quick escalations for a quick man, if you catch my drift xP"
Inb4 not 4
Girl from MeetMe
>>27161594
"I can sit on your face, how about that? ;)"
>>27161594
have you ever licked a guys taint before? wanna try? fingers are a no go tho babe
>>27161605
Going with this because it's taking too long
Suck me off fucknose
>>27161643
Got bored because no reply
>>27161482
this my boy. plus he got it on a reroll so it shouldnt even count
>>27160988
Why don't we shower together then have dinner?
I had fun with this one
