>start a tinder
>using fakegps on tablet
>accidentally set to Brazil
>don't notice and start swiping
>match with this goddess
>have no idea what she's saying
>can't communicate
>can't ever meet her
Just kill me senpai
Her bio just says the same old boring normie girl shit.
>>27160768
What does it say? She's so beautiful. I would give anything for a girl like her to slow interest in me ;_;
She looks like a typical, generic slut bro
>>27160953
I don't speak portuguese, but based on how close it is to spanish she is basically saying "I'm Lidia, I'm 22 years old, 1.50 tall, brown hair. Study physical therapy. I love to travel, dine, and have a good conversation."
>>27160953
Time to hit the gym, faggot.
>>27160953
it says "my name is Lidia, im 22, 1.50cm height, brown hair, study fisiotherapy, I love traveling, something something and talking"
>Saying you have a dick in your bio
When will this meme end?
>>27161293
This is why I'm working out. Once in swole as fuck, then girls will HAVE to like me, they'll have no choice
>>27160700
wow I just realized I could use the passport to confirm that no woman in the world finds me attractive. Should I go down this rabbit hole?
>>27161337
Holy shit some brazil monkey please translate this for real
>>27160953
BRanon here
It says
>"My name is Lidia, I'm 22, 1,50 meters tall (Convert it amerifags), brown hair, light-collored eyes, studying phisioteraphy in uni, love to go to bars, have dinner out, travel and talking is always good.
>>27161283
>>27161315
>1.50cm height
Damn, she's a fairy
>>27161283
Fuck, I knew I should have payed attention to highschool spanish.
>>27161438
Are the girls out there beautiful anon?
>>27161521
woops, meters
>>27161560
I guess. I've never been abroad, just seem pictures, but I like the girls here. They're cute and pretty sweet personality-wise. Of course, most people come here for bunda. Not really my thing, but there's that too.
Best thing is, we have white girls, black girls and our national pride: The Pardelicia (Brown girls)
>>27161560
everything in south america is shit, dont go there
>>27160700
> sucking in cheeks
> pouting lips
> sucking in belly
> angle suggests shes hiding crooked nose
never believe photos of a girl are representative of the real product.. its like the fucking pictures of burgers at mcdonalds
Favela monkey here. She seems just average for a stacy.
>>27161759
>They're cute and pretty sweet personality-wise.
I've heard this before. How slutty are they though?
Brazilian robot here, I can help.
What do you need?
>>27162257
How do I get a qt3.14 virgin Brazilian gf?
>>>>27162295
>virgin
Go to south, Santa Catarina, Rio Grande do Sul or some shit like that, look for city parties and comotions and search for country innocent girls.
Rio de Janeiro is all about slutty stacies
Sao Paulo just have some alternative red haired sluts
About Bahia, just stay away from this piece of shit
>>27162227
About as much as anywhere else, you just need to look on the right places. We have tons of street parties here, so all the sluts congregate there.
Which app?
I've tried a few but tinder outsmarts them
On Android btw
