I'd have Taylor Swift do degrading shit, like licking my toilet bowl, be tied on a leash, and forcing her to admit how she's a feminist in name only and her albums suck.

I'd have great sex with Rihanna though, so I gotta pick her.

>>27160460
Imma rudeboy, so Rihanna.

>>27160460
Neither of them meet my standards.

>>27160460
2DPD only sorry

Rihanna & her bff Katy perry

>>27161252
>10/10
>millionaire
>world famous musician
>doesn't meet your standards
jesus anon, i hope you're trolling.

>>27161303
what do you not understand you idiot?
he has very high standards just like >>27161280

>>27161280
2D isn't PD jerk. PD belongs to 3D

There should be a reason Swift was pump'n'dumped by every guy in Hollywood. She's probably frigid and annoying as fuck

>>27161303
Well to be honest the first standard is short blueish black hair against pale skin. So brownosh black hair and dirty blonde hair don't meet it. Secondly they're both whores. 3rdly taylor is tall.

>>27161397
Heard she doesn't put out