>climaxing
>mom calls you to go unload her car of groceries
>>27160332
>trying to read HP Lovecraft in my dark and dank room. It is also very queit.
>Mom starts slamming the doors, bursts in, and tells me to open my windows.
>>27160371
>Hp lovecraft
You deserve it pleb
>jerking off
>about to climax
>mom yells "ANON! DINNER'S READY!"
>yell back "I'M COMING!"
>literally do
>>27160332
if im jerking off while someone is pulling in the driveway i usually immediately cum buckets. something about being rushed and knowing i have to finish right then gets me off
>>27160413
Grandpa Simpson is pretty memeworthy tBh
>>27160332
Try not living at home next time, kid.
>>27160332
>5 seconds away from cumming
>mum starts to open front door
>push dick back into pants and cum
>have to sit in my filthy cum pants until she leaves the room to stand up
>>27160853
This feeling is absolute hell, I weep for anyone this happens to
>have one of those doors covered in windows for my room
>i have something over it to cover the windows
>yet i still see people's shadows and shit
>for some reason when i jack off my parents LOVE to stand near the door
i honestly hope they can see me jacking off because im fucking sick of them standing there all the time
>>27161118
this happens when i shit. no one ever repeatedly walks and stands anywhere near the bathroom door until i go in and shit. what do they want?
>>27160332
>>27160371
>Trying to fap to Haiyore! Nyaruko-san in my dark and dank (from my must) room
>Mom calls me to tell me to open my windows
