What's your perfect suicide like? Mine is going in a public place like walmart and pulling out a shotgun and shooting myself in front of a bunch of normies
>>27160091
>Not starting a Crusade
>Suicidal march against your local mosque
>Ending your life in a GLORIOUS blaze of GLORY.
It's like you want to be a normie.
>>27160091
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS A WORK OF FICTION AND BY NO MEANS AN ACTUAL STATEMENT OF INTENT, PLEASE DO NOT VAN ME
rig a van with an m60 and bring a few thousand rounds of ammo, park up somewhere populated like an outdoor shopping mall and then start the slaughter
Also have the van rigged to explode and detonate when the police surrounded the vehicle and attempt to arrest me
>>27160278
need help with that friend?
>>27160304
Only if you can bring another lmg/hmg to the party
>>27160278
I know a spot in my town where I could rack up easily over 200 kills with pretty much pray and spray
>>27160278
this is how i would do it
>>27160355
I could probably get a few rifles Idk about getting an lmg
>>27160400
Just imagine the normies screaming in terror and confusion
I'd also make sure to decorate my flat with Islamic shit and convert a few months before, just because Muslims disgust me
>>27160428
You could be on the other side of the palisade where people would run into and then you drive them back towards my hail of gunfire
Overdosing on opiates somewhere in a warm forest
>>27160490
I've occasionally fancied about it since I was 10
I'm 22 now
Or am I
Fuck you fbi
>Start a revolution
>Establish new world order
>Lead your fanatic hordes against the crumbling remains of the ancien regime
>The war is over
>Victory day speech
>Say nothing, douse yourself in petrol, and set yourself alight.
>>27160513
Shit nigga what if Trump does this
>>27160540
You wouldn't get far with a big flamethrower strapped to your back, that shits like 70 lbs and incredibly obvious and short ranged, you be shot dead by a beat cop
I would have other vans strategically located that I'd detonate first to slow emergency response to ensure maximum casualties
This is purely a creative writing exercise and is in no way intended to inspire or incite
>>27160091
I don't condone this kind of stuff anymore. I don't think anybody should commit suicide unless it's some cyanide before you become pow rapeslave type shit. I don't think I'll ever try suicide (halfheartedly) or want to do it again.
But if I was going to do it, I would get really really drunk, have my gigantic shot of heroin ready, pop a bunch of benzos under my tongue so they go straight into my bloodstream quickly, while that's happening I'm pushing the plunger down and it would be
Sweet dreams family
I still fantasize about it every once in a while though
>>27160610
That sounds like a decent idea for a film, a group of 30 something feds go from investigating the internet hate machine to becoming it
We need to come up with a cast list
>Put on workout clothes and a headband
>start jogging with a happy look on my face
>keep jogging till i reach train/metro/whatever rails
>pretend like i'm gonna wait for the incoming metro to pass by before crossing
>jog in place with my happy face on while a wait for the metro
>jump
No train or metro in my city tho.
>>27160278
why not just rig a bunch of vans and not die
>>27160664
It should be 3 feds and the fat autistic loser they bust that eventually converts them
>>27160681
Pls wear really tiny shorts and tank top while you do it, shit would be hilarious
>>27160683
Because that's not the point of the thread and I wouldn't get my turbo sperg hate vengeance moment
lay under a huge pile of warm and soft blankets and heroin overdose probably
>>27160091
Better do it quickly and competently, though. If you fuck up at any stage, some moralfag WILL step in and either stop you directly, or call an ambulance and save your life.
>>27160721
I agree, being suicidal means whatever you do you're odds of survival are probably better than they were before and you will at least get some enjoyment out of it
If I pass this semester at college, I swear not to kill myself for the next 2 years.
>>27160760
I'd just point gun at police
Instant way out because you'd be lit up like a Christmas tree
>>27160807
I'm posting from my phone fedbot, posting my attempts at creative writing
>>27160762
There's a saying in zen that you die "before you die." Once you have reached that state of oblivion in your own mind you're free, the possibilities are endless. Nowhere to go but up.
Or so they say, I'm just a 24-year-old unskilled laborer.
Just for the record, I'm of good mental health with no suicidal or homicidal thoughts
I love and respect life in all its forms and actual violence is abhorrent to me
Thanks for listening my federal friends
>>27160897
This feeling can be achieved much quicker with a controlled overdose of certain narcotics or a stroke, it's called ego death
>>27160278
Man you'd get your own wikipedia page for something like that.
>>27160091
Attention whore detected.
>>27160961
I'd probably get a merchandise deal if I lived
>>27160091
where no one finds out, like being eaten by sharks or something
>>27160384
>kills
>suicide by cops
why not take few normies with you along the way?
>>27161028
I done got me over 200 dead gooks killed
>suicide
why are you guys so emo?
>>27161052
Damn nigga this shit lit but you gone get the party van for sure
>>27161052
Fuck off, don't start shit like that, It's like you want to be isis 2.0.
>>27160610
this is why we enjoy such freedom. our surveillers have rebelled and allowed us to flourish
>>27161052
You're like that one friend that takes it from a few hushed racist jokes to shouting nigger at someone and burning a cross on their lawn
Jumping from the 20th floor.
It's not original, but dat adrenaline. I live in a 14th floor and I've fantasized about falling my whole life.
>>27161052
Dude what the fuck, i just wanted to jump in front of a train and now i'm gonna go to jail and get raped by Pancho or some shit.
>>27161117
GAS THE NORMIES
BETA UPRISING NOW
>tfw no feels anymore
>you don't think about suicide anymore
>you don't think about anything anymore
>>27161000
>not wanting to scare a bunch of faggot normies
pleb
>>27161052
Someone pls screencap and warn the fbi and homeland security that the beta uprising is starting
This anon has started the fire
>and the fire
RISES
>>27160721
Not everyone is angry with the world, most people just hate themselves.
>>27161205
you're not funny it was a joke you idiot
>>27161189
Ketamine my friend, it's the cure
>>27161232
It's ok brother I understand what must be done
CLANCULARIUS VULT
>>27161052
>I have no intent on doing any of this. It is all fiction you fucking cops
it's not fiction if you fantasize about it
>>27160721
Maybe because other people shouldn't have to suffer and get killed/maimed too?
How would you like it if you got caught up in some aspie's suicide shooting spree? Or since everyone here wants to die, what if someone you cared about the most got caught up in it?
>>27161301
it's a fiction if it's not happening you faggot
I think a lot about a quiet suicide. Either getting drunk and hanging myself or the classic wrist slitting in the bathtub + sleeping pills. When I start really thinking about it though I always end up wanting to go out killing normies.
>>27161301
>you have committed a thought crime
>go directly to jail
I don't know best how, but I want to run away. Leaving a dead body for parents or friends to find will tear them apart, I just want to disappear somewhere far away without a trace.
>>27161307
Not to turn this serious but it was people that made me suffer and maimed me to make me so depressed in the first place
Fuck people
>>27161152
>tfw you come to the edge of a cliff overlooking a beautiful view and you just feel like going completely limp and ragdolling over the edge
I know what you mean
>plebs scared of FBI
>not using https
>learn to internet
>>27161375
That's not going to help when an hiro gives the feds your facebook
>>27161052
99% of "robots" are late blooming 20 year old dormnorms. They don't have the balls to look a normie in the eye and splatter their brains across the wall. Hell, most of them ARE low level beta normies with friends and they even talk to girls.
It takes a special kind of crusader to have that appetite for destruction, their existence is hardly human, more like a natural disaster.
>>27161052
>no intention of doing any of this
>starts off the post with "So guys.
Why don't we all just"
Have fun in jail, oh my what will your parents think?
>the day /r9k/ accidentally caused a vanning
>>27161367
>2edgy4me
Faggot
>>27161052
I'll quote you in my note, you're my hero
>>27160278
Sometimes I wish I could live in America. Posts like this remind me that maybe it's good I don't live there after all.
>middle of the night
>everyone asleep
>leave the house, somehow silently disable the alarm
>walk to the metro station
>make my way onto the track and hope that another freight train isn't passing through
>sit on the tracks going over my whole life and wait until a high speed Amtrax train hits me
>>27161551
I'm not even American but it is more likely to happen over there
>>27161052
Enjoy going to a federal pound me in the ass prison senpai
The best way to do it, is to make sure nobody knows you did it. Whatever that is, a fade out seems easier on my friends/family then something sudden.
>>27161631
If your family care about you then give them closure, they will be able to get over you eventually but if you just go missing it will be so much harder because they will always have that slim glimmer of hope
Hope is worse
>>27161651
This is beta uprising guy he just messaged me on Skype asking where he can buy fertilizer guys he means business
This is one in-ter-res-ting thread
I'd put some effort in. And I sure as fuck am not going out alone. I get licensed to drive a school bus. Wait for the class field trip to see the imprisoned reindeer. Scream at the more than thirty children on the bus that Santa Claus is not real. And wish them the best before pulling the bus into oncoming traffic.
>>27161661
oh yes, I agree. My intent is that they find the body, but I don't want too many emotions attached to it like. 'oh, drunk uncle todd died, it was only a matter of time'. At least when my friends have passsed, there was some comfort in knowing the the series of events that got them there were intentional. I had closure.
>>27161716
QUICK NUKE YOUR DRIVES THE VANS OUTSIDE
>>27161731
Killing santa with the bus and then blowing your brains out would leave a much more damaging effect on many more people
Low energy
>>27161774
Dress up as Santa that day.........
>>27161737
Just Google how to hide Internet footprints anon
>>27160091
in college once i walked to a nearby park at night and just kind of sat on the swings and went back and forthwhile cutting my wrists open
i pussed out and kind of regret it, would have been a nice place to die
>>27161811
>what if I had done this shit when I was 16
yeah, it would have been nicer.
>>27161811
Only faggots wanting attention slice wrists
>>27161052
I don't understand why American shooters don't just go to Europe or China or Israel or the middle east or Canada or Mexico and do it there so they can take down some people that actually deserve it with them. I, and many others would consider them an American hero if they did.
>>27161884
Can't you generally get around that by using different IP addresses, accounts, names, locations, etc?
that seems like a weak as fuck way of looking for them. Is this what we pay taxes for? If so, fuck. what a waste.
>>27161996
>average Bernie fan
>>27162056
what do you mean? I don't get it in the context of his leanings.
>>27161924
He is fucked, if he's ever been on /pol/ then he might as well just do it anyway
>>27161996
>implying europe or any country listed is armed
1 American could probably take down any entire city in europe
>>27161846
i've stabbed my arm from being really pissed and freaking out before. couple times.
>>27162090
They already did that twice in Asia
>>27162103
Obviously you done it wrong faggot
>>27162103
when I was 15 I stabbed myself to prove to a friend I didn't like a girl and had to the hospital to get stitches
>>27162090
probably, I think about that a lot.
>an unarmed populace.
Fucking Europe would be easy.
I just wanna say thanks to my fellow robots for giving me my first post with 100+ replies
>>27162130
You realise even parts of the UK have gun ownership right?
>>27162172
Hey I only proposed domestic terrorism, not mass domestic terrorism that was the fucking lunatic anon whose being vanned as we speak
4 words
oculus rift exit bag
>>27162146
Don't feel sorry for Europe, all the SJWism in America originated in europe and Canada. And they like the way they are, Refuges Welcome!
I just wish that any future spree shooters, instead of shooting up somewhere in America, how about you do us all a favor and go over to Europe or Canada or China and take down as many of them with you as you can.
>>27162123
wasn't trying to kill myself, it's just like that urge you get to hit shit when you get mad. i've busted knuckles on walls and broke shit too.
>>27162126
i've had shit that should have had stitches. just never got them. one time i did when i lost about 2 quarter sized pieces of skin on my fingers. i needed it then.
>>27162178
Only in certain regions. That's the key to your statement anon.
>>27162217
well I was at one of my friends house and his mom said I needed to go but I was like just give me some bandaids but they forced me to call my mom and have her bring me
>>27162209
You know Hungary, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Slovenia, Serbia, Czech Republic, Russia, Bosnia, Poland, etc are all in Europe right?
>>27162244
Regions as in anywhere within driving distance of a gun club
>>27162209
fucking this, may as well. they don't make any effort to protect themselves, it's a basically a murder buffet. (Paris attacks are the perfect example)
The 22222
>>27162253
Not only that, you wanted to get us to form a terrorist group and kill people
You're fucked anon enjoy your cockmeat sandwich
>>27162251
Those are great targets, just as bad as the rest of that shit hole of a continent.
>>27162302
Good luck amerifat, you lost the cold war
>>27160091
Dying heroically to save someone. Think Bruce Willis in Armageddon.
I'm going to do it.
Bye.
>>27162308
it's very simple
you wear an exit bag while fucking you're waifu
>>27162253
YOU HAVE INSPIRED ONE DISCIPLE ALREADY
>>27162331
KILL ALL, HAHAHAHAHAH
VAN ME FBIi'm just kidding please, don't arrest me
>>27162385
The blood comes from your asshole, not the hair around it
>>27162499
Very origanal t b h
GAS THE NORMIES
BETA UPRISING NOW
BETA PRIDE WORLD WIDE
Hijack plane
Crash into new One WTC for the lulz
>>27162601
If you're am american enjoy being the last one in gitmo
>>27161203
>>27160278
Legitimatly, you fucked up bro. With all the shootings going on, I would be surprised if they DONT show up.
Nice going retard.
>>27162729
I'm not american, I'm English, I don't think anyone's been arrested here for shitposting on 4chan yet but hey being first at somethings good
>>27163035
I was m60 guy, i doubt there is even one in Britain nevermind England
First mass shooter wearing a Pepe mask when?
>>27162916
knowing I'm not going to do shit.
Fucking fuck these fuckers, getting paid not to be effective at anything. That realization that the next terrorist attack will be in part because these fucks are scouring websites looking to snag a dumbasses who wouldn't do any real damage anyway. Wasting tax dollars as they sip on their purified designer water.
Fuck a watchlist, that just shows you that they don't fucking try for shit. Waste of tax dollars.
>>27163163
100,000 is pretty cheap for an investigation t b h pham, a murder investigation can cost millions for example
>become homeless (be sure you are /fit/ before this step)
>make improvised weapons (slungshots, pipes wrapped grips, shanks)
>become vigilante and stop crime until eventually getting killed to death by thugs or police
Would make a great story that would live on for ages, like the story of Chris Mccandless
>>27163202
no that anon, but again. That just shows you how useless these assholes are. If anything it makes me want to support candidates who want to defund them. Why do we even need them if they are not actually paying attention to individuals who require it?
>>27163251
Because what if one of us is Llanza or Roof or Holmes etc
>all these people about to get v@nned
Top kek.
>>27163433
yeah, like that's going to happen frequently. Go back to sipping water bottles 'dude'.
>>27160589
>flamethrower
>heavy
>short range
get edu/k/ated faggot
>>27161354
>parents or friends
normie get out
I'm not inciting, but if you want uprise, you need to get good weapons and decent amounts of training. Thats why the Rodge kind of failed.
>>27160278
same but in a muslim place
Just a bullet to the head, nothing fancy. I'm a simple man.
> tfw to fat 2 shoot up school
> tfw cant even talk about my plan
> pretty sure im mentally fucked
> end up offing myself instead of party
>>27161359
lmao you incompetent trash, dont blame your weakness on others
>>27164783
>>27164783
All fictional u fucking dirty piggies oink but if u do come plz shoot me
>>27161579
>disable the alarm
Are you in prison?
>>27161407
who's second to the right
>Go skydiving
>No parachute
You get a lovely view and a huge endorphin rush, and then you just blink out.
>>27164822
normie households have an alarm system that chimes throughout the house when the door opens, its really quick to disable if you have a keypad. yes its dumb as shit.
>>27165077
we talke about that on other thread, you can't do that anon.
>>27160610
>alpha FBI agents
>admiring a bunch of virgin NEETS
>>27160091
Here's my plan
>post suicide note on normie book
>"friends" and "family" start panicking
>pack up a bag with two cans of camp fuel or gasoline and lighter
>leave ASAP and go for a long, roundabout hike while the cops/my family looks for me
>eventually make my way back to town
>go to the big bridge
>climb up on the ledge, make sure to pull out cans of fuel and leave them close by
>wait until cops show
>get in a little standoff, like 3 hours maybe
>let them "talk me down"
>"ok, ok officers, I'm coming down"
>pick up cans of fuel
>douse myself in fuel
>spark it up
>phwoof
>say something edgy right before I spark the lighter, something like, "Didn't think I could do it, huh?"
I fantasize about starting a happening, but I think it would be too hard to pull off and while it would be selfishly glorious, I don't really wanna take innocent people with me when I off myself. Not to mention, but no one would be sympathetic if I died. Some might look up to me as a martyr or hero, but that would be it.
>>27165946
>I don't really wanna take innocent people with me when I off myself.
fuck off normie
>innocent
no such thing as a innocent normie
>>27160610
You mean an edward snowden movie?
>>27160164
A synagogue would be better
>all these deleted posts
did somebody shit themselves over a vist from the FBI?
hello fellow school shooters--I mean funposters don't mind me I am simply monitoring this thread with the rest of you, posting the "LOLZ" and having good "ME ME's". Say, it sure is fun to own all of these banned automatic assault weapons, am I right?
>>27166614
>>all these deleted posts
>did somebody shit themselves over a vist from the FBI?
they probably got banned for "breaking usa law", well see them i 30 or 3 days, when it was me the mod accepted my short and witty appeal.
>t. guy who suggest go to parties to poison normies and shoot theyr crotches while on shooting
the thread didn't last an hour and all my comments where deleted
>>27162208
Damnb, you're applying next level tech.
I wish I was rich enough for this method.
>>27160278
americucks and their freedom of speech laws top kek
simply shooting myself in the mouth with a .357
>>27161111
>mfw no one noticed quads
kek
>>27160509
Was did the deleted referenced post say?
>>27161111
What did he post so he get banned?
>>27161125
I didn't get to see the post. What was it?
>>27161189
Harsh isn't it?
I don't want to feel it either but it'll help to focus on the matter and no the transient
>>27166801
>Anonymous 03/15/16(Tue)01:31:27 No.27166801
>>>27160278
>americucks and their freedom of speech laws top kek
>>27166975
>>27167028
>>27167046
here you go curious ones
>>27167063
>The post was:
>>So guys.
>>Why don't we all just get together and start a massive fucking happening?
>>Like really what's holding us back? Is it because we're lazy neets or something? I assume we're all at least a little suicidal. We could create the biggest happening since 9/11 if we all did individual uprisings in our respective locations on the same day...
>>(Okay I'm gonna shut up now because saying shit like this is how you get partyvanned. I have no intent on doing any of this. It is all fiction you fucking cops)
>got deleted
top kek.see you guys in a month
>>27167177
>in straya even eagles want to fuck you up
>Take a bunch of Xanax
>blackout and join ISIS
>blow up normies
