>tfw bf broke up with you after you accidentally sucked his best friends dick
>won't even speak to me or respond to any of my calls or texts
why are guys such assholes about things like this? do i really deserve to just be cut off here? i was drunk and coerced and made a mistake.
can u accidentally suck my dick too?
>>27160081
top bait senpai, top bait
>>27160112
no i would never suck a robot dick under any circumstances. you all probably have small dicks anyway.
he probably accidentally cut off all contact
>>27160147
how does one accidentally suck a dick? Did you just trip onto his morning wood with your mouth?
>>27160158
This ends the thread
>>27160158
game over.
engaging sage
>>27160081
>>27160158
This, OP. What if something happened to him that made him unable to contact you? Would he still be an asshole, in this case? How judgmental of you :(
>>27160147
>won't ever suck an robot's dick
>implying a genuine accident can be guaranteed to not happen
you're just lying about accidental dick sucking!
>>27160158
he did not accidentally cut off all contact i have called and texted him enough times.
this situation was not my fault in the first place maybe he should be pissed at his friend basically fed me alcohol.
>>27160260
Did the alcohol make you lose your balance and fall onto his dick?
>>27160260
>fed me alcohol
what are you, some dumb mutt that needs to be fed and will take whatever is put in front of it?
>>27160081
I am the bone of my bait
>>27160081
Bait is my body, and the line is my blood
You know I'm like 95 percent sure this is bait, but knowing some of the women I've met in my life I can't be entirely sure
>>27160081
I have created over a thousand baits
>>27160081
Unknown to death, nor known to life
>>27160081
BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT
>>27160081
Have withstood pain to create many baits
>>27160081
Yet those baits will never hold anything
>>27160081
So as i pray, Unlimited Bait Works
>tfw bf is now in his late 20s
>got the full "man that isn't young anymore" package
>big belly
>wimpy floppy boners
>thinning hair
>voice more whiny and nasal
>relies on me for any decision and acts spineless
too bad he took my virginity so now I can't leave
0/10 bait
fuck off
>>27160430
why wouldn't you explore your options?
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>>27160290
thanks for the advice bitter virgins. you are implying i'm 100% to blame for this and that's not the case.
>>27160548
i'm 27 and he is my first boyfriend, men no longer ask women out in this era and the thought of online dating scares me (also of course wouldn't approach a man), basically it's stay with him or be alone forever
>>27160548
See
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>>27160427
Unoriginal bait desu sempai
>>27160666
>666
Women are LITERALLY satan
Roasties BTFO FOREVER
>>27160622
>that's not the case.
>>27160747
this is how obvious it has to be for r9k to call bait?
kys
>>27160622
>implying you're not 100% to blame for this
>>27161588
yea, that is what i'm implying you bitter virgin.
honestly don't even feel bad for robots.
pic related
>>27160158
Thank you for making reading this thread worthwhile.
>>27161648
Then...why are you here? You're literally ranting to virgins on a site full of virgins and then you complain about said virgins giving their view on your shitty thread
Sounds to me you just want some beta's to say "THERE THERE I'LL PROTECT THY MAIDEN!" or some fucking shit like that
>>27160666
Men do ask out women, but only attractive ones.
Sorry to tell you but you are most likely hideous.
>>27160622
>drink anything that is put in front of me
>drive my car drunk
>kill a bunch of people
>oh well not my fault
>>27161648
im not triggered yet please prepare ur bait better next time
>37 replies
originalio
>>27160081
He needs to get over it
Sex is just sex
It's not like you fell in love with his best friend
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>>27161786
i didn't kill a bunch of people retard.
i mistakenly hooked up with his best friend and he is acting like a child.
i am getting blamed for 100% of this as if it is 100% my fault.
>>27162047
Then leave him
>>27160081
>yfw OP is actually the cuck in the story and is trying to make some sad humor out of it
>>27162198
>yfw his woman sucked his dick before telling him now they all have aids
>>27162047
>reiterating the same point
>failing to elaborate
>meticulously responding to each post just to bump thread
work on your bait game a little
this be b8 my cracka
