How come your parents didn't have a problem getting sex?
>>27158436
ive been laid bro, sex isnt hard, sex with stacy is hard
no internet, everybody got drunk and did drugs, thereby lowering there anxieties and their standards
>>27158499
Why do you care about stacy? She's a shallow whore.
>b-but she looks nice
Ok and then you complain about her wanting chad for his looks and not choosing you since you're so 'inteligent'
Dad raped mom.
>"Oh."
Yeah.
>>27158653
Damn i'm sorry to hear that man ;_;
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>>27158436
Because my father was a pedophile and my mom was 15 while he was 26.
>>27158703
Shit happens. For what it's worth they ended up getting together not longer afterwards. That random statistic about you getting raped by someone you know against someone you don't and how the former is higher appears to be true in their case.
>>27158499
its actually easy... Stacy will fuck anyone just stay around late enough and if she hasn't found anyone she may settle for you.
fembots still go for chad
dad was chad and i inherited mom's robotics
>>27158718
i see retardation runs in your family
Dad was Chad, mom is a dumb mentaly ill stacy. I seem to have inherited moms social retardation, and I'm not an attractive woman so I can't get away with it like she did.
>>27158718
I'm on /r9k/. Of course.
>>27158436
My dad was chad. Not sure what he saw in my mom physically. Saw some old picture of her when she was young, and she wasn't all that attractive. Then again, my dad has an awful personality, so that's probably why he had to settle.
>>27158436
They were on drug when I was created.
>tfw literal accident at a party
My dad was a Tyrone.
Mom loved drugs. father had drugs. Father traded drugs for sex. I came about. Father ran away not wanting responsibility. Mom quit drugs to get welfare to raise me.
Eventually she got a washed up chad to support her. Meanwhile I'm struggling to find a wageslave job to make payments on my student debt because my mom told me my learning disabilities wouldn't stop me from getting a college degree. Everytime I get a job I get fired for being to stupid and slow to pick things up at the rate they want me to.
Going to an hero at the end of this month. Some people just aren't meant to make it in this life. It's for the best though.
Because they were both autistic virgins when they first met and it was a one in a million chance they did meet and be instantly attracted to each other.
>>27159160
Anon if youre reading this please talk to a psychologist about this first. When i was around 20 i almost made the mistake of killing myself. Today i am so glad i didnt do it
>>27158436
Well they were both semi-robots who had low-but-realistic expectation and settled for each other.
>>27158499
Same.
>>27158555
Shallow whores often make for the best sex senpai there's not much fun with having sleepy missionary position sex with a reluctant demi-asexual 4/10 girl
My dad is short and unattractive, but he's also nearly 70 years old so in his generation it didn't have as much impact. My mom is a pretty good looking woman so I don't imagine she had much trouble having sex either, I remember when my parents were separated when I was young and my mom was in her early 40s she had many "suitors" because she looked 20.
My dad reminds a lot of Christopher Walken in Catch me if You Can
>>27158718
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There was a time when having a family and "settling down" was seen as an important milestone, so people would "settle" before they hit thirty with whoever they could find and had some attraction to. This was/is especially important in American conservative-Jewish communities
>>27158436
My mom is a woman.
My dad has had sex with only two types of woman:the morbidly obese and crackheads. I'm not getting laid because I live in a safer area
>>27158436
Because my Dad is Chad incarnate, and my Mom is female.
>>27158436
my dad is a mega chad
he is 55 and still gets tons of pussy from 20 year old chicks, its ridiculous
its not some sugar daddy shit either we are broke as hell
i did really badly at the genetic lottery
>>27158653
>rapist genetics
