Pick a number between from 1 to 83 and what to say
>>27158344
69
Ayy bb want sum fug? :D
>>27158344
69
"dinner at my place tonight. bring 2 big sorts of appetites"
"My biggest fantasy is squeezing a girls stomach after a big meal and making her fart"
20
plzzz have sex with me plz
17
eyy bby gurl wtchu doin
>>27158344
54
Hey how are you today
33
why aren't you wearing your burqa you stupid whore?
>>27158390
>>27158426
>>27158418
Done my friends
>>27158590
good man Op, good man
>>27158590
nigger send them to different girls haha
based tho so far
1
ever had sex with a black guy?
>>27158435
>plzzz have sex with me plz
Done
43
Before we begin, I would like to inform you that I am a HUUUGE FAGGOT. I am a HUUUGE COCKSLUT FOR DICKS ONLY. That said, I am considering trying out this vagina meme. Would you like to go out on a date sometime?
"hey girl you like pizza"
"how about a piece a DIS DICKKKKKK"
>>27158650
Reply on the way
>>27158777
>trips but no number
way to waste it faggo
>>27158344
36
"are you an archaeologist? cause i have a large bone for you to examine"
>>27158813
what's the number even for? OP hasn't done shit with them. Just use post count or something.
>>27158811
Next one please
>>27158841
are you literally retarded?
>search 83 matches
>pick a number from 1 to 83 and what to say
there's no way its this hard to understand
>>27158850
Do you have any idea how racist that is?
13
Are you a hybristophiliac like me?? I just love Elliot Rodger.
I've watched and read everything about him. Now I know what you might be thinking.
Is he a misogynist? What the hell is this creep doing messaging me?
Well young lady, I'll have you know that I don't hate all women and if you're redpilled enough you might get lucky tonight.
I'm an inexperienced NEET. That means my virginity is very valuable unlike yours since you could easily give it up to anybody.
I watch countless hours of porn all day which means I should be an expert. You will no doubt be satisfied.
So how about it? Come over for some Netflix and chill. We can even play video games.
Catch you on the flip side doll. Peace.
>>27158723
Thanks my friend much appreciated
7
Hi.
What person inspires you?
I am fascinated by Elliot Rodger.
m8 you jumped this one
>>27158585
2
Do you have any hotter friends?
>>27158821
Nice line bruh
15
Hey. Just to start with, I have a weird pizza fetish. I really like when there's a pizza on top of my partner. It makes you look more attractive, and we can also have a dinner at same time. Is that fine with you?
52
How knowledgeable are you about the DC multiverse?
>>27158943
Thanks I thought people might not even noticed but I will do it now
55 "ayyy you look like Richard Dean Anderson, aayyyy"
39
how do you fit 500 jews in a car?
48
*spots you from across the room*
Hello good madam, how do you do? Tis a fine monday indeed. How does a fair woman like yourself spend your days? Me, well I enjoy watching japanese cartoons. Tell me, do you enjoy anime?
*add some other cringe action here i cant think of one. Or just cut it*
>>27158344
44
Hi. Oh by the way I'm required to tell you I'm a registered sex offender.
>>27158585
I apologise
>>27159106
post full pic of sophie
>>27158898
A bit too big for one screenshot you'll have to trust me
good thread, go on op please
>>27158926
>Hi.
>What person inspires you?
>I am fascinated by Elliot Rodger.
Thanks my friend
op post replies pls this is gold
>>27158978
Nice one
Fuck captcha
8
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
>>27159364
I will have to post them tomorrow probably as it is late and most won't reply
>>27158590
Where's the follow up m7?
>>27159178
opie please i need this
>>27158995
Have to make this comment original
>>27158915
>vagina meme
Everything is a meme.
>>27159007
Captcha is really annoying
>>27159401
Haven't replied have you seen the time
>>27159023
I don't know who this is I am a retard
>>27159052
She probably is an anime lover
Will post replies tomorrow and will do more requests
>>27159594
59
the text in pic related, as much as you can fit
ayy bitch u jewish? cause you smell like gas
68
7
hey do you wanna suicide pact with me? nothing right away, probably in 1-2 years. i'm thinking sex in a bathtub while slitting each other's wrists.
>>27160359
Hmm.
I'll take this line.
I take it none of them besides the nigga hater wrote back?
>>27160668
you mean the wise and responsible female?
>>27160703
Whatever you wanna call her to help you sleep at night.
9
Do you want to be my sex slave gorgeous?
>>27159849
I would have actually tried with this one
how the hell did this die... no replies?
48
Are you the " insert proper context (name) " that I got pregnant and had to pay to have the abortions?
>>27158850
1 good, I didn't want my dick to get contaminated when I fuck you later tonight.
25
YFW DA FOXES WIN DA PREMIERL EAGLE
>>27159199
>gif button
You can send images on Tinder now?
>>27162000
>Will post replies tomorrow and will do more requests
because OP is done retard
22
Ay yo my cracka I be da gangsta-est gangsta in da hood u wnna fuqq doe?
Find a fat one.
Tell her that your testing her, ask for her favorite pizza topping, and she needs to choose carefully.
Her answer doesn't matter, if she answers something that is on a pizza say something along the lines of
>Wrong answer, fat whore. You were supposed to say you don't eat pizza.
>>27163277
Fucking everyone eats pizza you autist
>>27163299
That's the point. You're supposed to shame them about something that everyone does.
