Non-virgin robots, how do you feel about eating ass ?
I do it almost every time I have lewd times with my gf.
Sometimes it's just a couple of slow licks, down from her ass all the way up to her clit, sometimes I spend 15/20 minute on her ass, she really loves and turns into a mess when I do. I started pushing a finger inside lately.
It started when I blindfolded her and did one quick lick and saw her twitch and moan. Before meeting up with her the next time, I just asked her about it, she said she never had that done to her before but she really liked it, so I just went for it.
It honestly doesn't feel weird or gross at all, it's just another part of her and my qt is clean so no residual taste or smell or anything.
There's something about it that turns me into an animal and her into a submissive mess.
why in the FUCK ARE YOU HERE
>>27158294
because this isn't your fucking hugbox for sexually frustrated betas
I do my man, luckily all of my partners have had really good hygiene which in turn makes it the most hot thing to do for me
Get out
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! OUT!
>>27158270
>non-virgin robots
That's not possible desu senpai
>>27158314
Yes it is FUCK
FUCKING NORMIE
FUCKKK FUCK YOU
I hope you get tongue cancer
My literal face when this thread
>>27158501
It is. Sex isn't this magical thing, anon.
>>27158509
>>27158521
>>27158429
>>27158294
u mad frogboy ?
>>27158566
Pls tell me more you normie faggot...
Why do you keep subjecting yourself to diseases with your 3DPD whore?
Virgin but whenever I get a gf, I'm going to go balls deep on that asshole with my nuts and the tongue.
Eating ass is just hot as fuck, I like booty holes in general. Just got to keep it cleaned
>>27158270
>Non-virgin
>robot
pick one normie scum
>>27158566
No
Words have meaning
Robots are virgins.
Non virgins cannot be robots.
It's like saying God is not an all powerful entity.
You're stating an a priori contradiction
>>27158270
it just seems like it would taste like shit? does it not? prsonally i dont think a girls pussy tastes very good, so im sure the ass tastes even worse?
>>27158617
Because not every girl out there is a filthy hambeast like you boys drool over in your muh high test threads.
FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU FUCKING NORMIE TRASH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27158270
>Non-virgin "robots"
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
take this with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq-Y93N40o4
>>27158671
IF the girl is clean, anon, it literally tastes like any other piece of skin. Lick the inside of your arm. There, you have what it's like to eat ass.
>>27158680
Whatever you say man, just don't agree to raise any children until you see the DNA test, or atleast the babies skin color
>>27158743
Once the baby is born it's already too late anon.
>>27158743
>implying I would mess with some degenerate leftie
>>27158270
>Non-virgin robots
>Light lead
>frozen fire
>solid air
Nice contradiction faggot.
How do you get the courage to lick ass? I feel like it is too big of a risk of getting shit niggets in your mouth
>>27158743
The baby was born 2 months early although the doctors didn't seem to give it much importance and the baby was good weight.
>>27158904
Try doing it after a shower.
Have her lie on her stomach, and kiss her neck and shit. Push yourself on her ass slowly, be all manly and shit. Run your hands up and down her back, grabbing her ass. Then kiss your way down her back, and her hips, bite them a bit then continue with her ass. Keep going down her legs then lick your way up the inside of her thighs then lick her pussy a bit.
Then, spread her ass slowly and...just do it.
I love to eat ass more than I love anything else on this earth.
I haven't had a girl in 4 years and I'm starting to lose it. Some benevolent woman is going to have to let me have a little taste or I'm going to fucking hang myself.
Never ate ass. I once dated a Russian girl who liked me to put all sorts of stuff inside her. Lots of fingering her butthole and anal sex, but never even thought of licking it. The idea doesn't really sound nice. I used to eat her out for extended periods of time but she never asked me to eat her ass (thank god)
>>27158314
We don't hugbox. We hatebox.
>non-virgin
>robots
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying
>>27158633
Hahah, son. Wait until you get close to a girl and smell down there. You'll soon realise it's nothing like porn and you'll never want to do it again, or ever.
It's a good time. I also like getting mine eaten when I'm drunk.
>>27158270
I haven't tried; she barely responds to eating her out.
She could be lying, I could suck at eating pussy, OR maybe this is the ticket
>>27159433
Kek. I hope it's not too bad, I can take a little musk
>>27158270
>Non-virgin robots
if you arent a virgin you arent a robot dickfag
>>27160153
Of the 12 girls I've been down there for? I'd say 11 didn't bother to research basic anal prep before the event. And yes, I've poked a torpedo in the firing tube before.
The reality is this: if you want a girl to take your dick in the ass for the first time, you've got to suck it up and get through a bit of extreme musk sometimes. Stay on the surface, don't try to tongue it (as in push inside). Don't grip her butt too tight or do anything that might make her gape, even a tiny bit.
Alternative benefit: 1 girl who didn't clean too properly was happy to clean me up after. So dirty, so wrong, such a whore. Came buckets.
i've never really understood the appeal of eating ass. i have a gf and we engage in anal sex once in a while but i can't say i've ever wanted to finger or lick her butthole. given we are both a little lazy with hygiene sometimes, but what makes licking a shithole so nice? what does it taste like and is there anything special besides normal hygiene routine stuff to do to prepare for it?
>>27158270
>non-virgin robots
Mods pls, let's make a cyborg board and let's put a mod that bans every normie writing "i'm not a virgin" in r9k posts. pls
>>27158314
you have literally the entire internet besides /r9k/ to discuss your degenerate normie topics with other normies, care to explain why you want to do it in a place full of ''sexually frustrated betas''?
>>27160722
I think you're looking for another website, my man.
>>27158314
This is probably bait, but come on this is r9k not Facebook.
Leave. Go back to /b/
>>27158270
do you get shit on your tongue?
>>27158270
My girl has a bit of a smell/taste but I do it anyway, doesn't smell of shit, just smells of ass. She gets really embarrassed when I do it but she loves it, it's so cute.
>>27160472
Hey, man. Thanks for the advice, I'll take it to heart not to gape her. Hopefully I can put this to practice some day!
>>27158270
I only fuck with the butt if the girl uses baby wipes insted of paper, showers work too.
>>27158633
how can u keep da poopie hole clean?? it is poopy!! if u lick it relax and seeps out poopiesweat xd
ewww
>>27161458
but is inside! the poopy gooey is inside! u can not babywipe the insides ;p lol
>>27161728
your ironic shitpost actually made me chuckle
good one anon
>>27158314
Fuck off to wizardchan if you care so much.
