I SWEAR EVERY FUCKING SIX MONTHS MY MOM DECIDES TO START THIS HUGE FUCKING ARGUMENT ABOUT ME NEEDING TO SHOWER. IT'S THE SAME SHIT EVERY GOD DAMN TIME, AND SHE'S ALWAYS THE ONE THAT STARTS IT WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK THESE GIGANTIC FUCKING BLOWUPS HAVE TO HAPPEN FUCK MY LIFE
>>27158127
lol just shower bro, shits easy.
>>27158127
the question is why don't you calm the fuck down and take a shower, you're probably incredibly greasy and smell like shit and an embarrassment to your mom. show some respect for her and yourself and wash up
>>27158186
>jus shower bro
>>27158127
Why don't you shower though? It takes 10-15 minutes everyday or so. I'm sure you have that much time to spare for personal hygiene
>>27158127
Just take a shower, fucking autismo.
>>27158127
How about you just wash yo ass anon?
>>27158186
>>27158228
>>27158235
>>27158240
Why do fags like you always have to try and start shit, Jesus fuck.
>>27158230
We're hitting levels of irony and autism that shouldn't be possible.
EVERYDAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME. THERE IS NO LOVE HERE AND THERE IS NO PAIN
>>27158264
Shower anon, you probably stink
>>27158127
How often do you shower?orginal commento
take a shower you shit
have a wank while your at it
>>27158302
Whenever my mom tries to start shit which is every six months or so. Sometimes I can win the argument and go for a few more months before she tries to start shit again.
>>27158301
I don't smell anything.
>>27158569
You get used to your own funk
Don't be a nigger, just shower
>>27158127
I haven't showered in a few weeks. the longest I've gone is 3 months. my mom likes to bring it up on a daily basis. all she is actually doing is making me want to kill her more, so we'll see who wins in the end.
>>27158127
Shower or move out of your moms house, faggato.
>>27158569
>I don't smell anything so I must not need a shower!
Just shower. It's like 3% of your waste-of-a-life day, and it's some sort of reciprocation for your poor mother housing your smelly ass.
I honestly can't even believe this is real.
>>27158127
>Gigantic fucking blowups
Come back when you have real problems. This is not one.
>>27158649
i always thought this was a stereotype or something. you guys actually don't shower for weeks? i can't go more than 3 days without hating myself. plus it helps mental health.
>>27158737
It's not just a stereotype. Piss bottles are also a real thing.
>>27158649
wash that ass nigga
>>27158649
i also have >>27158760.
why are you people here if you don't do these things? What do you even do? You have lives? It just doesn't make any sense to why you'd be here. Please leave.
>>27158363
>Not showering for six months straight
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANON GO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER. YOU MUST REEK OF SHIT AND PISS AND DRIED UP CUM
Dear LORD!
Just swim in a river or lake bro. It's the same plus more fun
>>27158795
>spends all day complaining about girls are whores because they don't like him
>doesn't shower in months
Pretty funny desu senpai.
>>27158810
>spends all day complaining about girls are whores because they don't like him
When did I ever do that? You're a fucking idiot.
I have to shower everyday, I feel dirty if I don't plus I sweat just from doing fuck all
>>27158839
About nine times a day, I'm sure. Serious question, do you ever leave the house?
>these unhygienic memes
I honestly don't understand what's wrong with getting up and taking a fucking shower jesus fuck
you all wonder why you're here and >tfw no gf
>>27158127
Unless you're a cat just do it.
it take like 5 minutes.
>>27158839
You're a complete failure Anon. You can't even handle basic self maintenance. You're literally a manbaby. What's next? Is your mom going to need to get you diapers?
>>27158127
Chad here. Fuck you guys if this is real.
Oh god I bet your clothes and sheets smell like absolute shit
>>27158649
What's the problem fagatron, you don't fit in the shower? :^)
Neet master race amirite guys lol
>>27158879
I lick myself like a cat to clean myself, does that count?
>>27158883
My friends NEET brother only showers if he's told too. He will try and wear the same clothes all week. He even has his own chair that reeks like ass and sweat.
>>27158127
Showers are comfy as fuck though. Even if you refuse to actually clean your body, standing under a cascade of warm water is extremely relaxing. Polishing your knob in there is fun too.
>>27158935
if you're too lazy just grab a towel with a soap and apply water then.
>at least you're not this guyoregano comet
>>27158962
I've tried that and it make smy skin itch.
>>27158994
put moisture cream after to prevent irritation.
>>27158896
Linda Cardellini is so fucking hot, god damn!
Waifu claimed.
>>27158925
>smelling like a musty asshole
just NEET things.
>be depressed about no friends, no gf
>go on r9k
>first thread is a guy who hasn't showered in half a year
>get immediate confidence boost
thanks senpai
>>27158649
>just shower please sweety!
>IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF YOU FUCKING RANCID SHREW FUCK
>>27158760
Are Waifus real?
>>27158127
only if you get itchy shower I only shower when I get itchy or if I jerk off and get jizz all over myself
>>27159184
They'll become real the next decade.
>>27159184
Yes, they really are
>>27158569
your nose gave up on you,for the sake of your moms sanity she will too
>>27159184
Trump will make them real.
>>27158264
Why do you always smell like shit
