No u are not
I bited

this bait isnt even worthy of a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27158108
So that means I'm not doomed?

>>27158158
>>27158108
This isnt a bait, I'm being honest. I dont want you guys to feel shitty, just wanted to know where I fit in.

I do have a story tho, it's about me talking to a girl.
I can cook up a greentext.

Anyone? hello?

>>27158192
Lets see that greentext.

And im on the same boat bro. I have a good amount of dude friends but I cant talk to a girl for shit. The only female friend I have is a lesbian.

Fuck I'll take the bait! Kill yourself op, you don't belong here you filthy normalfag!!!! GO AWAY

>>27158415
But i CAN talk to girls...

Anyway, I'll make the greentext now.

>Work as an intern on a video game store in a mall.
>Lunchbreak.
>Go to a hotdog place, never eaten there before.
>See girl working there, cute, glasses, dyed pink hair, thin.
>Walk up, look at the sign showing the food.
>She says high while smiling the biggest smile i've seen.
>I say high and give of a smile aswell.
>We have eyecontact for a like 3 secs.
>"Just gonna see what I'm gonna take"
>"Take your time."
>I order my shit.
>When grabbing my wallet from my jacket I show the shirt I wore under, the video game shirt.
>"You work at a video game store!?"

Continue?

>>27157957
I've been coming to /r9k/ since 2009, one year after it's inception.

I've never had autism, I'm socially successful, I loose arguments because of emotional responses. I'm the opposite of the current state of this board, but this board didn't always used to be like this, and it won't always be like this in the future.

It happened to /mu/, it happened to /v/, to /pol/, to /b/, to everyone. Boards change. I'm just riding this wave and not posting much, mostly lurking and learning about lonely people. It's interesting.

you are fine, come aboard, no need to verify yourself.

>and for all you others, good luck sleeping knowing a fucking old normie is lurking all your posts everyday

>>27158714
No plz leave /fit faggot

>>27157957
Be whatever you want.
No one give a shit really. This board is mostly a satiric representation of modern counter-culture.

>>27158740
Ayy, thanks man. Stay around. I'll continue my greentext.

First time writing one honestly, takes time.

>>27158714
just stop you giant faggot
this is probably bait, but no you dont fit in regardless how this story ends, so just fuck off

>>27158768
I found the normalfag guys

>>27158786
I've found the failed normie guys.
hurr durr

>>27158826
Stfu you whore.
>can talk to girls
> robot
Choose one

Anyway, continuing.

>>27158714

>"Yeah, I do. You into games?"
>"Oh boy, am I!"
>We talk while she fixed the hotdog.
>Barley have time to eat cause we talk so much, we make pauses while she serves another costumer but then she walks right to me again.
>Tell her I'll be there tomorow.
>We say goodbye.

>Cant wait till lunchbreak
>Lunchbreak time
>Rush over to hotdog place
>Order some random shit dont even care.
>We start talking again.
>But the the warning signs start to appear.
>"I have a page on Tumbr, I draw stuff, aswell as make Sims mods"
>tumblr
>I just shake it off
>Tell her that I love movies aswell as games
>We talk a bit about movies.
>I ask if she got facebook.
>She shakes her head while looking a bit dis-satisfied.
>"I have skype tho"
>Add her on skype
>We just text chat, dont call eachother.

>>27158863
>muh special snowflake label.
Come on you can say better bullshit than that.

>>27158907
Fuck off
saged reported

>>27157957
I'm feeling you. But I've been lurking r9k since long before people were even talking about need/robot/normie. This was just a slower and more original /b/ Better than /b/ in every way when /b/ was at it's peak if you ask me..... now I just lurk for sentimental reasons I guess...

>>27158907
>aposematism
warning sign appeared as soon as you saw her hair

>>27157957
Me too. I came here because of the REEEEE and memes I saw on other boards. I'm only staying because I can relate to the college threads, pretty much. Plus this board makes me feel superior to the NEETs and losers.

>>27158907
This was incredibly uninteresting

>>27158944
This guy is correct.
/r9k/ was made to just promote OC over /b/
and it succeeded. It was a better /b/.

>>27158907
I'm reading keep going

>>27157957
No. That doesn't mean you can't get along with people or have good conversations here. But you aren't a robot.

More to come baby

>>27158907

>This has been going on for a few weeks now.
>We chat on skype, we talk on the lunchbreaks.
>I asked her out once but we were both to busy and it never happend.
>It has gotten to a point to where I buy McDonalds food, for both her and me (SHe pays for her shit) and we sit and eat it where she works.
>Her boss has never seen it, thank god.

Here's the thing tho.

I really want to get together with her.
Dont really know what to say, I allready asked her out once, dont want to do it again cause I'll look desperate.

I dont even know if were in friend territory or more...

You know there's a board for this kind of thing right?

>>27159099
too*

it's too busy. Two O's.

Ask her to a casual date. One with other people, or one that involves a crowd so she won't feel pressured. Concert, Public event, walk around down-town area, literally anything that you can do outside in a group or in a crowd. If that goes well then you can get down to more personal spaces like restaurant tables and movie theater seats.

good luck

>>27157957
Can you be a alpha robot?
If you can I think I am one.
Robot qualities
>game every day at least 10 hours/day
>EVERY DAY
>Never go out, ever, never drink, never do anything social really
>At work ignore most co-workers, really dont talk often at all, just doing my shit
>Never really hang out with any buds...
>Have never ever picked up a girl, wouldn't even know how to

Alpha qualities
>Girls pick me up
>Relationship with a 30 year old at the age of 17
>In steady relationship now, living together
>gf only 4 years older
>Don't care about what people at work think
>Tell my boss whatever, whenever
>Doing whatever I want all the time pretty much
>Being happy and not giving a fuck

Am I greentexting wrong? Whatever. Not robot/neet enough to be here?
What
Ever

:)

>>27159099
OP gtfo honestly you ask us if you belong but you start to shitpost anyways.

>>27159229
How is that shitposting?

>>27159099
Ask her again man. Or just ask her omething along the lines of "hey i know youre busy all time but when are you free? I know this place where we should go"

>>27159168
Thanks dude.
But dont you think she'll find it pushy if I ask once more?

I just imagine seeing myself going "A date now? Oh allright, later. Now? C'mon nooooow!!!"

I know that's an exaggeration but hey.
You dont think she'll find it pushy?

>>27159209
How exactly did this relationship start? A 30 year old hitting on a 17 year old is a little strange

>>27159278
Ayy, that's not half bad dude.
Thanks.
I knew posting here was a good idea.

Seriusly thanks.

Just changed my name to OP, just so people can keep track of who's posting.

>Inb4 newfag n' shit

>>27159356
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCK

If anyone got any stories or anything to share, go ahead.

>>27159307
haha, oh, good old memories, I'll tell you how.
Our stats;
>Me 17, swedish exchangestudent in Ecuador
>She 30+ hot milf Ecuadorian local woman

How it went down:
>I was skipping school a lot to go game at the local internet cafe with my gaming crew
>Being a tall and built viking I need a lot of food
>Yogurt bar with delish yogurt next door to the internet cafe
>I'm a regular there, I buy a family dinner pack for lunch every week
>This milf sees me in at the bar
> She just walks up to me when I exit

>Where you from?
>Wow, you talk so well!
>You're cute!
>Want me to show you the surroundings?
>Here, this is my number
>See you this weekend!

And I was just like: "Okay", the story of my love life... and then it was on

>>27159409
Well then, that was a awfull idea.

>>27159479
ooh hello tripfag ^^

>>27159411
What kind of stories?
:D

>>27159470
Hows it going for you now?
Is she nice?

Alright, from now on I'm gonna use a signature instead of a name
~OP

>>27159589
Ayy
No I'm not

>>27159578
Dunno if it was clear when I typed it, but I'm not together with the 30 year old ecuadorian now, we had a thing going on for like....4 months or whatever, I'm back in my own country with a real ice cold northerner viking lady, she is just a few years older than me, and we are in a very good relationship, probably life long, I guess

>>27159209
>at the age of 17

From the guy who wrote
>>27159470
>>27159209
Anyone wanna hear a long ass cheesy real love story?
Disney movie material stuff

>>27159827
Go ahead dude.

>>27159827
>>27159869
Okay. Gonna tell ya'all about my first kiss, my first real kiss.
It all happened when I was 16

Background story:
>Bullied as a kid, age 6-11
>Was fat, ugly, strange, bad at about everything, only thing I still had intact was my kindness I guess, but I was losing that too
>Moved away, changed school, changed diet, started doing martial arts, judo, wrestling, thai kwon do, boxing
>Turning from fat and ugly to well built during ages 12-15
>My mind wasn't following the progress, in my head I was still a ugly weird bullied kid
>Age 16, I was doing boxing 6 times/week, with only males, I was studying maths/computers, 30 students in my class, 0 females, only male friends
>No female contact in my life what so ever
>Didn't know how to talk to females, didn't have the courage to even try
>This was my life, school with males, boxing with males, playing vidya with males

But then it all changed

>>27160046
Cont.

The change!
>One day in school teachers told us we MUST choose a "creative class"
>In this class the school classes would mix, no matter what you were studying normally or what year you were in
>You could chose any of the 3 following
>"Paint class" this is what most robots picked
>"Music" A lot of metal heads and fucked up emos chose this
>"Drama" All the most beautiful girls in school, a few strange/funny dudes, and I picked this

At first I was set on getting a girl, that was my only goal in drama class, cuz goddamn those girls was HOT. But I forgot that very quickly...
>First lesson of drama-class our drama teacher blew us all away, he was by far the coolest guy I had EVER met
>All guys wanted to be him
>All girls wanted to be with him
>He was amazing
>I forgot all about the girls, my mind was set
>I was going to be the best actor in the world and more importantly I was going to to EXACTLY what my teacher told me
>Months passed by, we learned a lot, how to talk on stage, how to get the audience to stay interested, how to act as if it was real, and so on
>every week something new to learn
>then one week he dropped the bomb

>>27160244
Cont.

>Instead of normal drama lessons we were going to practice parts of a play
>he had already given us roles and put us in groups that we were going to work with for the coming 6 months
>6 months!
>I got papers with my lines and my role, and my group
>Two people in my group
>Me
>The hottest girl in school
If I think back to that moment I swear he had the hugest fucking troll face going...
>The scene we were going to practice was a love scene

>The girl was secretly in crush with the boy
>But she was very timid and shy
>He was older, the coolest/most handsome boy in school
>During this scene they happened to be the only one left at school, alone, together, and she wants to confess her love to him
>The twist is, he confesses first, because he is in love with her too, and then he takes her in his arms and kisses her hard

So yes, this was what we were going to practice for 6 months, every week, until we could perform it perfectly.

>The teacher gave us our own room to practice in undisturbed, it was a huge and really nice looking room with a lot of cool stuff, and the sun going down made the whole room glow orange
>Then, just before he left us he added ONE more thing, he told us I had to play the shy girl, and she had to play the handsome older guy
>Then he left us

>>27160410
Cont.
>Me and the super hot older gurl started practicing the dialog and all
>We were VERY serious
>Going through each line over and over and over until we got it perfect
>We practiced for weeks
>over and over again she confessed her love to me, and described to me how wonderful I was
>over and over again
>Then, after a couple of weeks our dear teacher actually came back to us
>He was like
>"OK, ITS TIME, COME ON STAGE NOW, SHOW EVERYONE YOUR SCENE"
>But, we haven't finished it yet! We are only half way (we hadn't even practiced the kiss, even once yet)
>IT DOESNT MATTER, SHOW US WHATYOU GOT NOW
>ok sir, we will

>Huge stage
>Huge audience, friends, class mates, other hot chicks
>Lights off
>Quiet
>Spot lights on
>We start acting, and we are doing it very well, it all seems so real, so authentic
>Then, halfway through the scene I go
>Stop
>This is it, this is all the work we have done so far, we haven't practiced the rest yet, thank you
>"NO DONT STOP, THIS IS GOLDEN, KEEP DOING, I DONT CARE IF YOU AREN'T READY"
>silence
>We keep going, it goes surprisingly well
>Then comes the part with the kiss
>I hesitate
>She stops, looks me deep in the eyes
> I can swear the whole audience is keeping their breaths, but at that moment I wouldn't know, because she was the only thing existing in my world at that very moment
> I start turning away only the slightest from her
>She immideatly steps in, takes my arms, kisses me hard, I answer the kiss
>It feels like the world stops
>The kiss goes on forever
>And then it doesn't
>The silence after is deafening
>Then the silence breaks
>The teacher broke the silence
>He is now standing, tears in his eyes, clapping his hands
>THIS!
>THIS IS ACTING!

Jokes on him when it wasn't..... the weeks after that we mostly just practiced the kiss over and over during our lessons when we were in our private room :)

End of story

>>27160720
Dunno if anyone even was interested, but for me it is a sweet memory at least

>>27160767
this is a cute story