Was Jesus Christ a robot or a Chad?
>>27155421
he was definitely a robot.
Jesus was just a 2000 year old version of a transcendental euphoric nu male
the guy was friends with a prostitute and didn't even fuck her...
>>27155421
Does not apply
Definitely more robot during his life on earth though
I would gladly shitpost about the pharisees and roman empire on r9k with him
>fucked his own mom and spawned himself
Chad as fuck
>implying LITERALLY GOD can be a robot
robot
>13 followers
>outcast
>virgin
>normies dint listen to him
>his death only meant something until thousands of years later
friendly reminder that Jesus made you a robot and created the Chads and Stacies that bullied you
>>27155548
Why would you want to fuck a prostitute especially in those times? That pussy was probably swarming with all kinds of shit. You must be one thirsty ass faggot.
Neither. There is no unbiased historical record showing Jesus ever existed.
>goes to Samaria
>sees an unknown women in a well
>starts talking to her
Clearly not a robot, he could actually met women.
>>27155421
He was/is the son of God.
>>27155736
oh wow! Ignorance the post.
>>27155736
Sorry my fedora-wearing friend, but that's not true. For example, Flavius Josephus mentions him in his books about jewish history.
>trying to unironically apply human social categories to aspects of the Holy Trinity.
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>>27155736
>who is Josephus
>who is Tacitus
>>27155896
I'm pretty sure some are ironic
I was at least. As long as you keep it respectful and don't cross the line it's fine
He was more of a robot. He said "I do nothing of myself, but only the will of one who sent me." Wheras most of what Chad does is of himself.
>>27155687
>his death only meant something thousands of years later
because americans were the original christians, being handed the bible and the constitution by god around the year 1500 to make america, am i right?
>>27155598
>implying fucking your own mom isn't every robots fantasy
>>27155724
they were dirty but the worst stds you'd catch from prostitutes back then were herpes and gonorrhea
aids is modern, the first outbreak of syphilis was in the 1400s so it probably wasn't that common before this
dont have the answer OP but i want to follow his path a bit, i will create my own path (if i dont die)
the normieville is shit
>over 30
>virgin
>had magical powers
he was robot and wizard
>>27156101
>implying he doesn't bang girls in heaven that died as virgins
>>27156032
>herpes and gonorrhea
>worth it
Pick one and then go to church.
>long hair
>over 30 and lives with his parents
he was a student
Jesus did nothing wrong
>>27156241
no, the Romans did nothing wrong. you can blame the Jews though
Pretty sure Jesus fucked some lady
This is the point of no return nigga you better believe this marry Magdalene giving birth to the children of jesus
>>27156310
>implying the jews weren't predetermined to kill the messiah
if you're blaming anyone, blame satan
>>27156365
so the Jews are LITERALLY instruments of lucifer
>>27156379
they were still god's chosen people in the old testament though
jesus needs to stop being so bi-polar
>>27156379
Yes they are.
>I know your afflictions and your poverty--yet you are rich! I know about the slander of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan.
>Revelation 2:9
>>27156379
yes...as is everyone who sins (which is all humanity)
>>27156321
Fuck off Tech
>>27155687
>his death only meant something until thousands of years later
lol, try immediately.
