Omegle Stories?
will greentext for you guys
>be me
>be betafag though look semi-chad online
>put some tags, one of them is /R9K/
>meet a girl
>Pretty sure she is mental though fine looking
>start talking
>she blast me with hate, then i do the same shit to her
>we laugh
>starting to talk about life
>she is german
>i am an israeli jew
>talk racist shit to each other
>talking about money and stuff
>me being shlomo Goldstien makes her jelous
>talking about fetishes
>going for the win
>we both take off cloths
>she says she likes my dick
>though it is close 6inch
>fapping
>then she is saying she wants to me to eat my cum or she will post me on r9k
>panic
>ohshitsheismental.jpeg
>skip
>meet her again
>She is sorry
>back at it again
>talking normalie
>wanting to be long term couple
>starting to think she is heavily drunk
>start crying and telling me she doesn't want to be my gf minute after she wanted
>ask her why?
>she is saying she will die in the next three years
>WhatEver.jpeg
>still talk
>BackAtItAgainWithTheOmegleWin.Wav
>tries to do some shit on me
>takes pics of her including her roastie (ew)
>both of us came
>we say goodbye after she lied about her kik
>it's been 5 hours
>It's 4am
i am sad and happy at the same time
>>27155368
>cucking himself twice with the same girl
You don't learn, do you?
>>27155423
how is that cucking?
interested
Omegle Giveth and Omegle taketh away... Until some bot is still spamming the R9K tag for a week straight
>>27155444
>Check em
yeah that bot
though it's less harsh now
![1457980798505[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2IGdheY.png "1457980798505[1].png")
>be me, looking like a school shooter
>goes on omegle to talk to random people and kill boredom
>prioritize interesting dudes and qts
>be skipped by those 2 categories of ppl including everyone else
>it goes on for hours, ends up meeting a nice girl
>talk for hours, we have a ton of things in common
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she's the type of qt i need to find IRL
>she says she has to go, disconnect brutally
>my inner fantasy explodes as i realize the only girl who actually likes me is gone forever
>go back to robot mode browsing r9k with melting face
>>27155663
>tfw she skips after a good and long talk
>tfw met my wife on omegle
>>27156118
>tfw i lie on an image board detected for loosers and betas
>>27156137
>tfw your post didn't make sense because you can't speak english
>see pic related every time
>never responds to me
>cry a bit after getting off
>be me
>be bored
>use text tag of my city
>find people all the time
>i've been talking to the same girl for some time in the same tag
>always ask her to go out somewhere
>one night she's up for it
>around midnight
>she sends me some pictures so we know we are for real
>she picks me up in her shitty car 2 blocks from my house
>we go downtown and start walking around while talking about everything
>the sun rises and we're sill walking around
>time to go home
>we say we will meet again that night
>we go to a park that is open all day long
>we start making out
>we had sex in the park at around 3am
>her vagina was disgusting (a roastie)
>we go home at sun rise again
>never talk to her again
>I went on Omegle.
>Everyone nexted me.
>I see other men exposing their penises
>I typed in the r9k tag and everyone still nexted me.
>Finally connect to one person who doesn't immediately next me
>He says I look like a pedophile, calls me a creep, then nexts me
>I log off my computer cry drink alcohol and almost commit suicide
>meet cute boy on the r9k tag
>camsex with him
>we add each other on skype and fap together a few more times
>develop feelings for him
>feel shameful for being a degenerate whore
YOU FORGOT TO POST THE ROASTIE OP! I WANT TO SEEEEEEEE
Hiya~ :3c
oregano post
Some faggot was watching a movie while chatting with me.
>>27156665
Don't feel bad. Omegle is for masturbation and Omegle/r9k is for beta faggots to orbit the one or two attention whores who come on there.
>>27157772
Wut, is there a mic option in text chat?
>>27156665
>I log off my computer cry drink alcohol and almost commit suicide
that's more or less me after first day of omegle except for the drinking
Normie's and their fucking video chats ree
>>27157797
yes, if you go on vid chat with a blackbox and leave your mic turned on.
i don't use text chat because i don't find as much convos there.
>>27155368
kek, that was me. dark hair, dark eyes, white top, no bra, blue panties.
>>27157843
>tfw can't even audio chat due to fear of mom overhearing, or god forbid asking me about it
>>27157932
Post roastie + panties
>>27156665
The trick is to get drunk before you go on omegle, not after. You have your priorities all messed up. Omegle is not something you, or anyone, should be sober for.
>>27157932
Bitte werd meine r9k Freundin pls post comtact info
>>27158011
i wont and schlomo dont post my pics either pls. if you want to know it was really me: i told you to not bomb poor palestinians.
>>27157985
it's okay anon. just whisper into your mic and i'll hear you
>went on omegle
>met love of my life
>>27158050
is it you senpai? you called my vag eww. i dont know if i still wanna be your gf
>>27158082
Nein ich bin kein dreckiger Jude
Du kannst meine practice GF fuer 3 Jahre sein
>>27158143
this anon knows im about to die and makes fun of it. cool, gotta love r9k. thats why i dont want any robot bfs and rather stay alone.
>>27155368
I met a Chad who was red pilled as fuck. He was pretty cool and we spoke for a couple of hours.
>>27157772
>horror movie
>find out everyone dies
>somehow shocked
so many retards on this board
>>27158187
Come on senpai. You don't have anything to lose and we can both win from it. Maybe I'll even start caring about you
>>27158188
that kid is annoying. it's easy to be Chad when you're not even an adult yet.
>>27158188
>>27158274
who are we talking about here ladies?
>>27158187
>tfw you are being baited by an impostor to ruin a potential relationship
>>27158248
You're doing god's work, anon
>>27158328
But I never pretended being a Jew. tbhfam I want to gf her 4 real
>>27158313
some nigger kid who thinks he's a chad
>>27158395
ah, dodged a bullet on that one. spoke to a femanon and thought you were on about me because i look underage
What tags are we using now?
>das fuehl wenn sie nicht deine Freundin werden moechte
> be yurofag
> one evening I found a scottish guy
> we chat for almost an hour
> he expresses his fears about the rise of far right wing parties in europe
> I can totally feel him
> we end up talking about refugee crisis and other hot topics of the european union
> deep and meaningful conversation
> same views on everything
> he tells me he's going to marry his girlfriend soon
> I'm genuinely happy for him
> it's late at night, time to go to sleep
> "Farewell Stranger, you're a good person"
> Stranger has disconnected.
>>27158824
Thank god that the far right is coming back. You don't want an Europe in ruins do you? Because that's where it is definitely headed.
>>27158864
> implying european far right parties do actually give a shit about their countries
>>27158953
If mass immigration becomes less prevalent they'll already have won in caring for their countries
>>27158979
True, but their ideas about how to do it are just pointless proclaims, and they know it.
Europe substained other mass immigrations in the recent past. I just hope the whole continent won't turn into that tumblr country that is Sweden
>>27159256
Europe didn't really have anything like this before in the past 1000 years. It all started in the 60s and that project isn't over yet. All outlooks are towards failure though unlike the media wants you to believe.
>ghettos
>crime
>tax drain
>chronic welfare recipients
>left wing voters
I guess the last point was a success for the left.
>>27158075
who is he anon
>>27156925
>implying he hasn't screencapped you and will post them when you delete him
never trust men, they take caps as trophies
>TFW other girls guarantee no caps but the lesbian tag is all fake cams and I fell for one
>go on omegle
>realize how young and edgy everyone is on here
>people just complain to me
It's like they're babies who just need to vent constantly.
>>27160394
Doj are you baiting anonymously now?
Haven't gotten actual discussions in omegle in a long time. When the site was launched I had many interesting discussions with university students from Russia, South Korea and Germany. Now it's just horny teenagers.
I feel bad for new people that come on omegle not knowing that everyone basically knows everyone else.
>>27160592
Yeah, they don't get how fucked up our little community is. Btw are any of my gfs on?
>>27160592
I miss when I was new.
I used to actually talk to people and get to know them, now I have everyone on Skype and our "friendship" is just based on perpetuating faux middle school drama except over the internet, it's pathetic.
>>27160624
who are your gfs?
>>27155368
>meet chick off omegle
>don't plan on getting with her or anything, no chance anyway but she's nice
>give her my skype (i only use chat, she says same)
>should've been red flag
>chatting on skype
>im drunk, she asks for pic
>tell her only if she sends one after
>stupid fucking me, send pic of self
>'she' sends a nude off google (reverse searched)
>got all sexual
>blocked, still scared they'll do something with my face even though it's probably irrational
never talk to strangers drunk, kids?
>>27155368
>camming in omegler9k
you weren't pretending to be normie, you ARE normie.
>>27161023
kiki, erica, liz, eliza, scarlet, shitler, the list could go on
>>27161157
That's a real shit tier list desu senpai
>>27160624
I really hope this is pic related but i cant tell
>>27161194
>>27161194
if only you knew how deep the rabbit whole went
>>27161157
I've spoken to all of those, they're shit
If you even have the slightest urge to approach them romantically, just don't, save yourself and whatever slight grip on sanity you have and get away from these avid attentionwhores
>>27161228
Oh, it's not bait. Fun. What are you, a cammer? If so, there's a great board called >>>/soc/ just for you shitheads. And another one, >>>/lgbt/ is for faggots. You'd fit in great!
>>27161187
>>27161268
If you put them all together they almost all make a complete person
>>27161228
>rabbit whole
nice job
>tfw can't keep a conversation going for longer than a minute on omegle even on pure text because i realise i'm talking to a human and choke like a motherfucker and try to end the conversation as quickly as possible automatically
>this lil guy
kids these days, am I right?
>>27161326
Edgy
Psycho
Idiot
narcissistic
?????
Manipulator
The average women at least wouldn't say person per se.
>>27161455
scarlets okay no homo
>>27161412
I remember him.
He was actually decent compared to some kids: Pic related.
>>27161496
She's a player.
While she's nice to talk to, keep in mind that you're just another guy in the bunch.
>>27161570
Everyone's playing everyone else.
The only people who aren't playing are the ldr's and even most of them are just using each other.
>>27161570
pic or get the fuck out
o.c content
>>27161659
I'm not playing, somehow.
I just talk to a lot of girls platonically and when I needan emotional pillowthey're always there for me.
Not to mention, ldrs without any probability of meeting are retarded.
>>27161663
Ask any guy she's ever talked to and you'll get the exact same story.
You get lead on then hit a wall, that's when she finds another guy.
Tfw want to ask so badly if any femanons talked to someone whose named started with V and he was from the UK
Tfw I think he cheated on me with some femanons and I can't help but want to look
Tfw if you think it could be you, type the first initial of his last name.
i took this screenshot and apparently cropped out the text when i was drunk. i dont remember anything we talked about, although i believe they were horny.
>>27161801
>emotional pillow
They make fun of what you say with Chad.
>>27161885
Can confirm. Everyone talks about everyone here, friendo.
Alexa, I'm sorry I was a boring piece of shit.
>>27161885
Not really possible, aside from my chemical imbalances I'm without a doubt one of the chaddiest guys to ever have set foot on r9k omegle.
Even if they talk shit behind my back it's not like I don't have thrice as much dirt on them
>>27161970
and that ladies and gentleman is how you play the game.
>>27161970
Which Chad are you?
>>27155368
I have a story, tho it may or may not cause feels. sad, angry or otherwise.
>last year
>be 19 year old KHV
>derp on Omegle
>talk to girl
>turns out she's from Germany
>asks for my kik
>don't have one, but make one just because what the heck
>gives me hers and I'm able to find her social media
>cute af girl
>talking to her on kik, eventually asks if she has skype
>talk to her there
>we start liking each other
>officially become couple come summer
>send each other packages for christmas, birthday, etc.
>we hit it off real good, start talking and imagining our life together
>laughter
>joy
>sexy time too :^)
>get shit job just to save up money to go see her for a couple of weeks
>fall comes
>she smokes
>never super bothered me, but it did now that I loved her
>I told her stop that because I want to be with her 4ever and not have her die someday of cancer
>tells me it's her choice
>huge argument like we've never had before
>next day we make up and she goes to a party
>ends up getting drunk and cuddling with some son of a bitch
>she cries, tells me she's sorry
>I really love her so I forgive her
>everything is good again but 2 months later same thing but with someone else
>anger
>don't talk for a couple of days, but she's willing to make it up to me
>forgive her again
>later on we derp on omegle together and start group chats
>one time some guy tries sexting with her
>she tells me she didn't know what to do.
>yell at her and tell her to get out of my life
>next week we make up and try again.
>secretly doxx these people and plan revenge
>an argument around christmas and I blurt it out
>thinks I'm a psychopath, but she still loves me
>around new years
>some son of a bitch starts texting her
>takes her out to lunch
>finds similarities between me and him
>likes him
>we have an argument about it, and take a break
>two weeks later she tell me she slept with him
>rage
>doxx him too
>plot revenge and cut her out
>spams me everywhere telling she loves me..
cont..
>>27161157
good my gf is on your list
>>27161157
>>27162313
i meant my gf isn't on your list
My fav omegle story
>hi
>m
>same but lets talk
>Stranger disconnected
Never gets old tbqh
>>27162313
>>27162340
I'm probably orbiting her, the list does go on.
>>27162255
..
>she can't live without me
>has been about 2 months since I cut her off
>texts me this week telling me she realizes what she lost.
>current relationship with said son of a bitch is empty and superficial
>said she wishes she could runaway and be with me
>don't admit it, but wish everything could have worked out for us
>planned to visit her this summer
>raised all kinds of money
>got passport
>now that I cut her out and going /monk mode/, she realizes what she lost
I don't know what to feel anymore..
After I get my shit together again, I just hope I can find another sweet virgin girl to love, who shares my values too..
Sadly, I fear I never will as I grow older and I'll never recreate the teenage romance I felt before because of cheating trust issues..
why is life cruel robros?
>>27162380
Post the rest of them pls I need to know if my gf is on your list
>>27162426
No, I only posted the ones that I don't care about.
>>27155368
>guy jacking off
>Nice
>f?
>No m
>Stranger has disconnected.
JUST
what tags are you faggots using that dont have the bot?
>>27162537
>so lonely that I let gay/bi guys and black boxes watch me jack off and cum in the unmod section
I know how you feel anon..
what fucking shitty parents are letting their literal nine year olds on a computer alone holy shit there's so many on regular omegle
>>27162492
post em
or die
im original ish
>>27160457
No, I was asleep. I'm awake now.
are there any new r9k omegle tags
Boy o' boy
> Be me and bro from class
> Got kicked out of my house, staying at his, we've been drinking some beers.
> He says "Hey anon, I've always wanted to do this thing but didn't want to do it alone/ no friends were down"
> Intrigued
> Explains the game: We go on Omegle and get guys to flash their wienies
> ...
> "...and then we rate them with score cards (1-10), like judges at an Olympic event!"
> nohomo
> So me and dude are posing as a couple saying that we'll do stuff for them if they show us a little sumthin sumthin
> Bait is excellent, most dudes are cool and enjoy their ratings. Lots of chuckles. Give some tips on how to improve cockscore for future events.
> Get to this one guy, cam is angled to only show neck down.
> Us "Hey there, show us your dong ;) "
> He had already started typing his opener: " I can cum in my own mouth "
> Okay we need to see this.
> Lots of coercing and saying that if he does it we'll do whatever
> He's jerking it FURIOUSLY for a few minutes and we're leaning super close to the screen, completely in awe at this dude beating it like a paddleball game.
> Starts breathing super heavy then flips his legs up over his head in a backwards somersault motion, pasty white boy buns greeting jesus.
> Flips back down and says "ur turn"
> Friend is a skeptic, says he doesn't believe he did it
> Dude lowers his face to the camera to reveal a mass of creamy, white dick-snot dripping out of his mouth-breathing maw.
> Friend goes and lies face down on the floor for 5 minutes
> I hold up my "10/10 good show" card and close the internet for the day.
I think about that dude a lot.friend is now my boyfriend
>>27163545
I don't care if this is fake this is some good shit
>pasty white boy buns greeting jesus
pls give me new tags i want r9k boys to touch themselves to my body
>>27163648
But you're a man, why would they touch themselves over you?
I want to post the picture, but it won't let me. But basically I spent four hours talking to a sadistic narcissist (possibly schizophrenic) who had totally fried himself on drugs. He was the only person I've met who tried DiPT, and he had dozens off bad trips to list off to me. He basically said he wanted to go all Elliot Rodgers but not be a dumbass about it. He wahool shooting, if half black guy in Southern California it might be him. I think he was angry at the college students.
Picture unrelated, 4chan is being an ass.
>>27163692
i'm a woman and i have a beautiful body and dangerously low self esteem :):):)
>>27163802
just post a fucking picture and I'll tell you if you're worth cummies
From r9k, some girl called me an ass out of nowhere. I screenshotted it because I thought it was funny and when I spoke to her again I was like, "you called me an ass" and she was like, "no.. I meant 'ass' as in SHOW ASS"
Who are your guys favorite girls? I think shitler is underrated personally
>>27163648
come to the tag 4u to make me cum
>>27164014
my gf
rare
a
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>>27164001
I meant "when I spoke to her again" was like a week later
>>27163982
because i let just anyone view my body?? no find me on the omegle
>>27164346
that's bullshit, go take more xanax or something you piece of literal trash
>>27164346
hey gurl i was the guy that couldn't jerk off because my mo is outside. do you want to make me cum another day?
>>27164346
what tag you cunt
>>27164549
give me a tag
>talk to a girl for hours
>we flirt a lot and i manage to get her facebook
>message her next day and try to flirt
>she loses all interest
what in the fuck? do women really lose interest in one fucking day?
>>27164585
#fuckfurries1988
>>27164585viperwave
omg slutchan
why did you leave
>>27164819
She was talking to you because she was drunk and bored, not because she was interested in you.
>find qt chubby girl with glasses on r9k tag
>fall in love
>talk to her for an hour before I have to go
>use the r9k tag to look for her
>haven't seen her since
It's been months, I just want to see her again.
I got a girl calling me daddy from Omegle
Thanks Omegle.
>>27164115
who is this?
are you sure she's your gf?
>>27165892
that looks like some chick I went to school with what the ffuck
>>27165618
Got a picture?
>>27155368
>tfw all your old r9k omegle buddies are gone
I definitely miss Sven the most. Where did you go man?
>>27166075
no but I wouldn't post it here anyway
Funny story
>2012
>depressed af
>log on omegle at about 3am
>talk to british guy
>seems nice
>talk a shitload, we exchange skype and facebook
>he's finishing sixth form, I'm in High School
>talk everyday for like 8hours
>both depressed as shit
>gotanidea.jpg
>tell my father and invite him to stay with us in my country for a month
>father pays for his ticket to cheer me up
>comes over to the beach
>get on well, fall in love with him
>shit, he doesn't want a long distance relationship
>fuck
>lose virginity
>leaves
>goes to australia for a year
>disseapears for a year
>moved on and have a bf
>start talking again
>we long distance besties
I'm planning on visiting him soon, perhaps this summer, but It was a life changing experience, meeting him, not all is bad.
>>27166155
Give more details at least anon. Someone might be able to help you out
>>27166212
Don't have any notable details and I never asked for her name. I was too dumb to ask for contact info so I accept that I'll never see her again.
I don't get this omegel thing, literally exposing yourself to get ridiculed, screencapped and bullied
>>27162963
Yeah me too :(
original de la comment
>fall in love on omegle
>happiest I'd ever been
>catfished
>shattered my heart
>feel nothing but hate towards all women
Gg, fuck you
on omegle get in her robots and fight the spam and find me.
>>27166997
im trying, cant find anyone though
>be average looking grill
>go on omegle r9k
>talking to robots my only source of interaction for months
>know no one would ever talk to me if I wasn't average looking
>meh.gif
>listen to insecure robots talk about their problems for hours
>try to be a decent human and listen and give best advice
>still get called a roastie whore
>idontknowwhatiexpected.jpg
everyone get in the "ladyboy" tag
new tag: ladyboy
everyone get in the "toast" tag
new tag: toast
ladyboy is fulled with middle aged asians
Anyone else appear to keep running into what must be a bot? The but always starts by saying something like "Hi!" or "Hello :3" then shares an imgur link.
here's the imgur link:
http://imgur.com/ISsc7PU
it spooks me out and i honestly dont know what it means
If omegle is a decent representation of what r9k turned into then it turned to total shit. I just want 2013 back ;_;
I just wanted to talk about socks.
if we are posting caps ....
these fucking dickheads
some edgy babes on the tumblr tag
tfw used to take screenshots of all the qt r9komegle boys i'd met
tfw i probably scared most of them off
>>27165618
I think I know who you're talking about :^)get cucked son
>>27165992
Remember when she fell in the pool and it took a crane to get it out?
>>27166902
Shoe on head, don't be a pleb
>>27169242
>been here for 4 years
>still no screenshot
;-;
