>Sooo...tell me about your past relationships, anon
>What were your old gf's like?
I'm not into boyclits
>>27153444
They were all 2D
>>27153444
you know... this and that.
>>27153444
>What gf's?
>You never had one?
>No, I was saving myself [spoilers]for you.[/spoilers]
>have surplus of men
>no major wars
>turn surplus of men into trannies and beta providers
Brilliant
>>27153444
dont have any
>>27153490
10/10
>>27153444
You dont want to hear about my exes. You'll just feel inadequite.
My past relationships involved spending over $20K on in game items for a free to play video game and I also one time talked to a girl on Steam. She was a 14 year old from Hawaii and has more experience than I do as a 22 year old.
>>27153490
I will crash your social lifewith no survivor
>>27153444
>Never had one
Friendzoned, blocked, and charged for stalking (like you fags didnt knew it...).
>>27153531
So, he won't get to bring friends ?
>>27153473
>>27153516
>>27153537
So wait... who'd you have sex with?
>>27153444
>What were your old gf's like?
I've never been in a relationship with that type of structure. I don't need a promise of security and exclusivity to be deeply in love with someone- the same with physical compulsions and attachments.
What were you old bf's like?
>there are people who would admit they've never been in a relationship
>not just making shit up about a childhood relationship that never ended up going anywhere serious
it still gives you the cute and innocent angle but doesn't give the idea that you're so inexperienced and undesirable that you've NEVER been in one
>>27153596
No! They expect only two of us in the relationship!
First off, this thing is a man. Ew. Secondly:
First GF was brazilian. Big ass, big tits, bigger ego. Easy to please sexually but was very demanding.
Second GF was from Guyana. A little chunky but way cuter than previous one. Big ass and big tits. Huge confidence issues. Very easy to please all around.
Slather in sexual partners from classes and tinder in between those two and there you have it.
>>27153444
>implying girls will want to know stuff about your past relationships except that you fucking hate them
>>27153690
>you have never been in one so when you fuck something basic up she will be surprised
>i thought you said you had a gf
>>27153622
>who'd you have sex with?
with this
>>27153631
I can see why, your passive aggressiveness drove them away.
>>27157251
>assumptions and things that never happened the post
>>27153444
had 2 gfs
>inb4 normie get out REEEEEEEEEEEE
First one me 20, her 17. First errything for me, she was a virgin but had done other stuff. Together 2 years, then she fucked her boss behind my back and dumped me. Fucking whore.
Other gf was 21, me 28 at this point. Ultimate qt3.14, quiet, shy, only been with 2 guys before me. Relationshit lasted 3 months before she, also, dumped me, for no apparent reason.
Tl;dr - fuck women, they all lie, cheat and fuck you over for their own ends. Will never date again, and debating ending it all in the next month before I hit 30.
>>27153444
>asking about exes on a date
women don't do this
>>27153444
Literally no one asks that until they're deep into the relationship.
