>hold door for girl
>doesn't give me her number
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>girl drops pencil in class
>pick it up and give it to her
>she doesn't fuck me right then and there
ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES #MGToW #MRA #TRP
>Does girl's homework for her
>She doesn't suck my dick
Fucking Roastie whore
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27153215
He fell for the being a gentleman meme
>>27153215
>be a depressed useless failed normie in an existential crisis
>go to /r9k/ to laugh and pretend that my life could be way worse
fuck off reddit ;)
>>27153215
>wish a woman a good day
>she doesn't fall to her knees and start blowing my cock
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
also this reminded of me of those "my privelege" greentext stories
>Qt customer comes in
>Help her
>She doesn't fuck me
The fucking audacity.
>>27153296
>he thinks the op is unironic
>female barista makes me a coffee
>she doesn't write her phone number alongside my coffee order on the lid
THIS IS WHY I DIDNT TIP YOU
>Hold door open for woman in a wheelchair
Looks at me like I just asked her if she wanted some ficki ficki there an then
"Umm I can do it myself thanks, I don't need any help"
>Looking at books
>Woman in wheelchair next to me looking at ones on high shelf
>Remember last time and don't help
>She huffs at me
"aren't you gonna fucking help me?
>look at Stacey
>she doesn't immediately get on her knees to give me the succ
>>27153412
did you just run your arms along the shelf and knock down every book on her?
>save girl's life
>she doesn't thank me
It's not fair
>implying OP isnt serious
>>27153412
Some people are ungrateful, but it does feel nice when people say thanks so it's worth it.
>be me
>time doesn't stop for me whenever I want it to so I can time stop and fucc some pusci
>girl trips up
>ask her if she's okay
>she says "yeah i'm fine thanks"
>doesn't want to be my gf
FUCK YOU SLUT, I POURED MY SOUL OUT TO YOU TO SEE IF YOU WERE FINE, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
>pick up girl's pencil
>says marriage is "going too quick"
>girl drops her wallet
>pick it up and tap girl's shoulder
>she turns around, disgust on face
>immediately says she has a boyfriend and walks away
Ayy free lunch
>mom trains her son to treat girls like fragile fucking angels who don't fart and fall over yourself to be "nice"
And you act surprised.
Now THIS is the /r9k/ I know and love, also:
>girls asks to touch my dog
>doesn't want to touch my dick
>>27153937
If a girl touches my cat, she's getting beheaded.
Nobody touches my baby.
>hold bus door for girl
>doesn't get on her knees to suck my cock right then right there
>>27153937
>girls would probably rather touch your dog's dick than yours
>>27154012
Getting cucked by my dog is the worst feeling
>>27154057
thats actually my fetish
>fix her computer
>she doesn't fix my virginity
>tutored girl informatics
>she passes the subject
>does not give me thank you bj
>Deliver girl's pizza to her house
>Comes to the door fully clothed
>Takes pizza and closes the door on my face
Why even live?
>>27154123
We might as well hang out more then, may as well have someone else enjoy it
>don't hold door open for girl
>this is what self-respect feels like
>>27154373
that would be great, actually
>Don't hold the door for girl
>"Chivary is dead! >:("
>Hold the door for a girl
>"I CAN DO IT MYSELF!"
>>27154410
>yo, check out my strawman
>lady is about to sit on a park bench
>sit first
Yup i dont understand u faggots that do nice things for girls expecting something in return. Treat them like ur guy friends you thirsty faggots
>build up confidence and say hi to girl I see all the time
>"I have a boyfriend"
>>27154580
How do you sword fight with a female friend?
>>27153719
i dont see anything wrong with that
>give hooker a $50 tip
>she won't go out for coffee with me
WELL GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK YOU STUPID WHORE
>>27154410
>>Hold the door for a girl
>>"I CAN DO IT MYSELF!"
to be honest this never really happen to me. it's all about execution.
>woman walks right behind you
it's ok to let her through the doors first and hold em for her
>woman walks few seconds behind you
waiting fer seconds for her is kinda creepy
>Pizza lady asks for tip
>Runs when I pull out my benis
Fucking roasties
>>27154580
we're just memeing you dumb autist
>>27154736
are we though?
>THATS the meme
>>27154726
>give her your tip
>she doesn't want it
Women just work backwards I swear
>>27153215
>I know Chad
>keep hinting him to fuck
>I know this will work because my 4/10 friend got a Chad to marry
>eventually he just flat out tells me he's not into "plus sized" girls and I should start looking for someone in my league like anon
>anon is literal 4/10
>THEY TOLD ME I WAS A PRINCESS AND I COULD HAVE MY PRINCE CHARMING
>start beating myself up, call police, say Chad tried to rape me
>Chad goes to jail for a looong time
WHY COULDN'T I USE MY HYPERGAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
MEN ARE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGS
>>27153215
>hold door for a girl
>her bf enters with her and replies "thanks buddy".
>>27154419
>>27154675
It happens to me most of the time, a few say thanks but they're salty af overall. I only hold the door open for old people now.
>>27154919
what they say chivalry is dead then complain they can do it themselves? or do you mean two separate people have completely different opinions?
>>27154919
>most of the time
this is not reality
>>27154580
>missing the joke: the post
>>27155063
Is it really a joke though? Im pretty sure 90% of people on this board legitimately expect sex for being nice to girls
>>27155733
To some extent maybe, but not literally gobbling your cock for holding a door open for them
>>27155733
you must be as stupid as you think we are to think we are this stupid.
>tell her i have candy
>she runs
NORMIES DID THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27155733
its a sarcasm you autist
>>>>>>>>>
>tell girl how to solve this math problem
>she doesn't want to thunderfuck and leglock me in a desperate attempt to get a baby
>>27154966
They say "chivary is dead" because they expect the guy to be a gentleman and hold the door for them, but women are vicious whores and will always try to find something to get mad at you for. Unless you're Chad of coarse.
>>27155015
>This is not reality
It is for me. Glad at least for some of you robots, that isn't the case.
>>27153215
>tell girl i want only a friendship with benefits and that she's not the right one for a serious relationship
>she changed her mind and let me fuck her
>tfw i'm not longer an autistic kv robot
>mfw
>>27153296
>>27153260
>>27153503
>>27154419
>>27154580
>>27155733
lol
what the fuck are you guys doing
>Call girl a dumb fucking bitch in class
>She doesn't want to fuck me
I thought negging worked? REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27157049
>walk up to gril and cunt punt her as hard as I can and spit on her
>she doesn't start thoroughly tonguing my butthole while stroking my cock
What is this world coming to you guys?
