ITT: dumb shit normies say
>If I can't pronounce it, we shouldn't be eating it!
>>27152618
I'm gonna go fuck my girlfriend and go to work after
>>27152618
>don't knock it until you try it
>literally nobody cares (in response to something popular)
>I posted the funny frank meme man again
>Umm, you know wrestling isn't real, right? lol
>you spend all day on the internet? what the hell?
>LOL I BINGED NETFLIX ALL DAYY!!!
>>27152829
actually telling people you spent all day on the internet
>georgecostanzabatting.jpg
>Suicide is a selfish act!
>Think about all the people who will miss you! Think about how they will feel!
>>27152940
What the hell do I tell them?
>>27152980
just tell them you were reading, hanging out at the house, practicing a hobby that you dont actually do.
anything that wont make them look down on you
>Why are you so quiet?
What the fuck kind of question is this
>mfw the same age as NL and don't have nearly as much pop culture knowledge as he does
>>27152829
Conversation I had with a girl
>"You're so weird, you spend all day on your computer"
"As opposed to spending all day glued to facebook"
>"Yeah but that's different"
>>27152691
This annoys me. If they want to hate wrestling because it's poorly booked and a three hour episode of Raw is a total death march, that's fine. If they want to hate it because "LE FAKE AND GAY XD" then they're a cunt
>>27153148
This so much. I thought that shit was just some exaggerated joke until I witnessed it first hand
>Friend and his GF come over, GF glued to her phone playing Candy Crush
>Friend talking to me about getting back into D2
>GF nags him, talks about how she doesn't play videogames
>Tell her she was just playing Candy Crush
>Her: That's different
Fucking bitches man, no self awareness.
>filtered
I'll kill you you fucking cunt
>unfortunately that train has sailed
>>27153082
I don't think that's possible. He's some kind of living compendium of trivia.
>my jam
>a thing
This fucking millennial speak grates against me so hard
>You have to love yourself!
>>27153229
>Friend and his GF come over
You're a failed normie at worst. Get the fuck out now.
>You don't even want a girlfriend, bro. Mine can be so annoying sometimes, haha. You're lucky you're single.
>>27153375
Okay I was lying. He wasn't really my friend but a friend of my sister I get along with relatively well.
>>27153052
I remember back in highschool every time some girls got bored and I was with them alone in class they asked that
I hate this stupid question so much
>"You play video games? Me too, I'm a nerd! I even played the original Mario"
Please kill the following:
Me
>I don't have any time for *whatever*
Sometimes it's gym, sometimes it's reading books, it might be anything. Usually said by people who spend hours every day facebooking or watching shitty shows on tv. Not that I blame them, but it's clearly a matter of priorities, not the lack of time.
>>27152618
>You never had any friends during school?!
>You must've been some sort of creep or there's something you are hiding from me
It's like people can't comprehend going through life without human interaction.
inb4 normie
>talk to a girl about something regarding work
>people come up to me as she leaves
>"omg do you have a crush on her anon?"
>"are you going out with/fucking her?"
Fuck off, why can't normies give some damn breathing space, they think any time I come into contact with a girl whether I want to or not, I know they're likely taking the piss but god damn its just irritating.
>>27153052
You should've just moved your lips and pretended you've been muted.
It worked for me, they never asked that question or talked to me ever again.
>>27152965
I hate that one. I'm not even suicidal but that's the most retarded logic ever. Most suicidal people feel like no one gives a fuck about them anyway and take pleasure in the thought that their suicide will ruin people's lives.
>>27153229
It is different. Candy crush isn't a video game.
>I HAVE TO BE ALONE ALL DAY HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE AN ENTIRE DAY WITHOUT ANY HUMAN INTERACTION OH MY GOD D D D D D D D D D D
>HEY ANON, SMILE. LIFE ISN'T THAT BAD
I just have a scowly face, but shit like that legit makes me upset so thanks
>just
>bzzzzzzzz bee
>yourself
>>27152691
I just wanna punch a fucking wall when normies start their sentence with "Um".
>>27152618
That sounds racist, being completely honest with you my family member.
>>27153050
Not the same anon, but what if they already look down at you to begin with?
>>27154173
>just naturally got a neutral and sad-ish expression
>"anon you need to smile more"
>have something good happen which gives me a genuine smile for the day
>"you look kind of creepy when you smile"
>back to depressed
Fucking hell
>>27154244
Well you can still say it regardless, its easier to just say you stayed at home all day though, its pretty much the truth and indirectly makes it sound like you did more than you might have actually done
Ending a sentence with 'much.'
>Get out much?
>>27154343
Yeah, I hate this too pretty much
>>27154343
normies do this way too much
>selfie time!
I thought it was a meme but normies actually say this shit in real life.
>>27154343
I hate this too, much.
>>27154488
Follower.
>It'll be alright
Nigga I'm upset not suddenly unable to comprehend my situation
>>27152618
>things are not working out for you because you are too negative
>>27154734
>There's no reason to be so angry, bro. Life is beautiful. Every day is a miracle.
>>27152618
>I don't want to have sex with you
WTF
>>27154734
While negativity itself doesn't control your future having a constant out look of negativity will ensure every outcome is bad.
>>27154751
On a pragmatic sense this is true. The millions of things that could have put you in worse standings that what you are is staggering. However in times of hardship this is about on par with "be grateful, there are staving kids in Africa"
>>27154859
That's rough every time, anon
>be nice to people and they'll be nice back
No, be nice to people and they'll take advantage of you, there's a reason why good people are rarely found
>>27152965
EXACTLY WHAT MY MOTHER SAID LAST WEEK BECAUSE SHE'S SUSPICIOUS
>ur jus frustrated. wimminz can see how ur desperat lik dat. :D u get no pussy noway nigga hurrdurr.
>durr mus b sthn about u dey don't liek I guess
>jus dress better and use deodorant m8, I'm surely it's totally not them. wimmin cant ever b wrong. they r a gift of gawd.
>ur not entitled to a relationship even tho Im in one for 6 years myself hurrrdurrrdurr
>hurr can u give me a sheet of paper? whatya mean u can't, huh? (cause you don't have your shit together and I get asked every single time for a sheet of paper when doing exams at university. I'm not a paper dispenser. you can write on the fucking table or your ass for all I care, you dumb cunt.)
>huh? who r u againz? I dunt rememba u.
>proceeds to use a wrong but similar name for me
>whatya mean I cant have muh buddies over at 2AM? (roommate back then)
There's a set up to mine
>interning at vet clinic
>only girls work there
>told a "PU" was going to happen and I should watch since they don't happen too often
>get told it's when the urethra is too small in male cats so they take the penis head and turn it inside out
>jesus christ okay I'll watch
>make it 20(?) minutes in the 30~ minute operation
>dick is literally hanging by the urethra and the smell of blood is nauseating
>say I need to sit down for a second
>small clinic, hear one of the assistants (essentially janitors in clinics) talking about me
>guess he couldn't take seeing a little operation EL OH EL
>just watched 2 declawing, and a neuter prior
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE CATLYN JENNER GET HIS DICK CHOPPED OFF FOR 30 MINUTES YOU CUNT
>>27155008
even if they are nice back that is just awful logic to poison people with.
being nice in thinking rewards will be given just makes you the same scum that manipulate others.
be nice to leave something good in this world
Have you ever seen grown men spout memes furiously in public?
>>2715513
don't take this the wrong way
but
you sound like a massive faggot
>i dont like that rapper/singer
>"Your just jealous because they have more money than you"
>>27154859
this made me laugh good shit
>>27155565
you fucked up the quote my man
>>27155585
I love shit like that because it projects why they like them
>>27155161
you sound like a fucking pussy and you got called out on it.
normies have lower intelligence than of someone who isnt
>blindly fuck each other
>sheeple
>follows what everyone else does
>>27154107
You're right. Its worse.
ummm... can you not
This is a good thread to ask
What are you supposed to say when people are sad?
Im sorry? Its going to be ok?
>"you're into that bro lifting crap, aren't you"
>"one pop won't hurt, cmon you're not that crazy about eating are you?"
I pick things up and put them down for an endorphin release, that's it. I also eat things I like. These things do not include pop or fast food.
>>27155161
>wanting to take care of organic life but can't handle the shit it takes
>mad that even the janitor has a bigger stomach and balls than you
Shut up anon stop being so much a pussy and harden up.
>>27155757
>even the janitor
Please, if anything a janitor would have a stronger stomach than most.
>>27153241
shut the fuck up tripfag nobody likes you
>>27152965
>living in constant agony to occasionally amuse other people
normies will never understand suicidal behavior
>>27153759
fuck I hate this so much
>>27155740
Sympathize, agree, do not internalize, do not try to assure, do not draw things out.
>My mom died
The correct responses are
>Well... shit
>That sucks
>Sorry to hear that
Not
>I know how you feel
>Things will get better
>She's in a better place
>>27155740
depends on the person and situation
know them on a somewhat personal level? Silent comfort with at worse "I'll be here if you need anything/want to talk" (assuming you mean it.)
>Im sorry
usually fine but use it sparingly
>Its going to be ok
Noooo bad idea because
1. you don't really know that to be true
2. it is condescending to their feelings. Shit is bad now, knowing the future might not be dosn't fix the pain in that moment.
>>27155800
You think the same as someone wanting to be in a vet clinic.
>>27152618
What does that even mean? What can't normies pronounce?
Human is easy to pronounce. So is dolphin testicles.
>>27155927
people usually use it as an argument against chemicals in food
>>27153834
this is literally the most helpful tool to attract females it gives you the perfect platform to instantly seem charming, you just smile and make a little cheeky joke or you just smile and otherwise ignore
it's only awkward if you think it's awkward
>>27152618
>Jerking off is better than sex
I've heard this shit on two different occasions
>>27153881
I love doing this, it creeps people out especially if you look the part of a mute.
>>27155927
this is some good shit anon
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>27155954
Potassium benzoate is pretty easy to pronounce. And it's not good for you at all.
It's actually pretty nice to pronounce. Po-tass-ee-um Ben-zo-ate.If that isn't how it's pronounced then I'm going to look really stupid.
>>27156035
experiences and expose anon
You have sex in your youth and often? with girls that are easy on the eyes? Then sex is better
Have a few times 30 years late experience with a hooker, land whale or single mom? Well no shit fapping seems better
>>27152691
same kind of thing
>tell a girl i'm into mma (mixed martial arts) watching
>girl laughs and say it's fake
>it's real
>girl was kind of like fsaf what ever
kind of real like the slapping. sometimes the wrestler will slap the person['s chest. that is real but staged stuff.
>i grew out of *insert music gonera*
>listens to music that is crappy
>"You can't just shut down/isolate yourself from others"
>omg i grew up in the wrong generation because i like music that isnt new.
>listens to shit like Drake
>"why do you have so few friends on facebook, anon?"
>likes and shares SoFloAntonio
>"Why did you remove me from your facebook friends, anon?"
>>27152618
>privilege is real!
>depression is real!
>I can't do x because "anxiety"!
>I'm not like the other boys/girls!
>>27152618
>Watch out that egg will give you salmonella
Fucking normies terrified of raw eggs, bunch of plebs
>>27152691
Holy shit dude if I a nickel
Kayfabe is dead anyways
>tfw you'll never wrestle triple h
>>27156190
My psych said that to me. Got pissed for a second, but then I just laughed and told her she better call the cops cause I've been doing it for three fucking years now.
>>27152618
>If I can't pronounce it, we shouldn't be eating it!
Hmm, what's this? Rubbing alcohol...Sounds good to me, down the hatch!
>>27155636
>breathing in the smell of blood for 2 hours
>sit down for 5 minutes
>fuckin pussy
>>27155757
The same janitor that has been working along side that shit for 20 years, meanwhile that was my second day. You act like everyone who works in a veterinary clinic or hospital could always stomach it from day one
>>27156344
my mom never let me eat cookie dough because of this
>>27153181
The only good raws are
>when paul Heyman is mad
>before wrestlemania
>after wrestlemania
>you shouldn't drive a truck unless you're in construction
Bitch, who fucking helped you move your couch last month? You damn sure weren't moving it anywhere with your hyundai accent. Cunt.
>>27156417
Excuse me, I only eat food that uses two or fewer syllables.
>>27156436
Yeah they usually can. Your first time seeing some fleshy tissue should have been in middle school anyway, PUUUUSSAY
>>27152965
Then maybe they should've shown that they'd miss me when I am alive.
>I love my pets :) :)
Then why don't you marry them, normie?
>>27153881
Holy shit. Never thought of this.
>>27156436
> You act like everyone who works in a veterinary clinic or hospital could always stomach it from day one
So self aware and yet you are the one butthurt over it.
You were shown your weakness and you got so sensitive that they found it funny. Hell maybe that's why they got a chuckle out of it, you are the green guy, the noobie the rookie and like many before you showed the same weakness.
At best you are just a sensitive fag at worse you are getting a wake up call of what everyday there is going to be like and you're not sure you can handle it.
>>27156483
But what about vegetables?
>>27156569
Fuck that.
I'm not falling into that trap, that's how people die in their 40s.
>>27152691
>bruh wwe is fake
Well so is game of thrones, breaking bad, mad men, star trek, literally every movie that's not a documentary, etc
>it's fake bruh
>>27153082
He's an autistic savant of pop culture and scum.
>>27152618
>metal sucks!
Or conversely
>I love metal, bring me the horizon is my favorite band
>>27156753
metal does suck
>>27156565
I left a bit out that happened after word which was me helping an assistant draw blood quite literally a minute later because it didn't matter too much to the story, my point wasn't that
>look at the new guy who can't stomach a little blood
but
>look at the GUY getting worked up about seeing someone chop off a dick
I personally loved interning there and can handle it just fine, the whole operation just wasn't what I was expecting, thought it was going to be what they said: flipping the head of the penis inside-out but it turned out to be removing the penis entirely.
>>27156778
>HE ACTUALLY BOUGHT A GLOCK 23
>A FUCKING .40
Holy hell I bet you fail at killing yourself too.
>>27156386
Honestly, not sure what pill this is or if it is one at all, risking the memery.
But I realized a short long time ago no one can stop you from thinking or doing whatever the fuck you want with nothing short of bullets, fists, a taser or a straightjacket.
Though I doubt it would get that far because i'm not that passionate enough in my opinions. I find it funny how fickle the true nature of the world is once you peel back the underlying assumption you have for how you believe things should be.
My ethics professor fucked me up for a moment about how humans have become effectively domesticated for the greater good.
The only thing stopping your neighbor from coming into your house and killing you or robbing it when they definitely know you aren't home is because of our social structure, a structure some people take for granted, and one that could be manipulated by hijaks. I see how people can mentally prime themselves for crime and malevolent behavior.
It's so easy to just cross that line it's funny.
I'm safer in the house, if I'm thinking this there are people far less lazy than me who know it too.
And maybe bitter and violent.
>"Licking a girl's butthole is gross! Poop comes from there!"
fucking casuals, get on my level
>>27156753
Are you in your early teens?
>>27154337
>>27154173
>tfw heavy eybrows and naturally drooping expression because fuck forcing myself to change my face position just to advertise my emotions
parents are always getting on my case about this, haven't smiled legitimately since i was 11-12
>>27156569
Carrot , and yes this is original actually, excuse you
>>27156761
Fuck off normie
>>27156840I'm 24
>Prostate stimulation? That's gay dude!
>>27156821
I know that feeling. I get random urges to just do violence and kill people sometimes. Like I'll be in public somewhere and I'll just get this idea to attack them, usually with something lying around.
I've yet to act on any of it. Most of the time I have urges to kill myself too.
Way I see it, we're nothing. Humans are so absolutely insignificant compared to everything else we might as well not exist anyway. Just look at the size of space and the universe. Hell, just look at our solar system. It's 1/100 000 000th the size of our galaxy. And we don't even take up a 1% of the mass of our solar system.
We're nothing, built of nothing and held by nothing.
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
>>27153052
Whores ask that because they're so narcissistic they can't comprehend in their mind that you're not grabbing their attention. When they ask you "why are you so quiet?" They're not thinking "What's wrong?", they're thinking "Pay attention to me!".
>>27156965
If you're engaged in intercourse with another guy that's pretty gay.buttplugs and dildonics are straight though
>I have depression xDDDDDDD
If anyone has those screencaps from Facebook with all those faggots talking about how much they related to a certain post or recently some retard on Tinder that literally said "I have depression but that doesn't stop me from being happy" that'd be appreciated
No wonder why mental illness is so misunderstood REEEEEEEEEE
>>27157230
people gave kanye west shit because one of his exes put her finger in his ass
I won't stand for this slander of assplay
>>27152618
>I like anime
>I like anime
....
>>27157245
Yeah that's pretty lame
>>27157067
Terrible pill.
We're marked men.
>>27157520
no normie says this
>>27158085
normies say it but they mean dbz or some other super popular anime
I'm dating pizzaaaaaaaa
I like pizzaaaaaaa
Pizza is my boyfriendddddd
Netflixxxxxxxx.....and pizzaaaaa
>>27155740
This sounds awful, well it is awful but fuck it anyway.
I just straight up avoid people when they're sad. I say what I think I should say, they lash at me, tell me that's no good, etc, I say nothing they get mad at me for being silent and non supportive and I can't be myself because I'm kind of irreverent and abrasive. So I straight out avoid sad people
>>27153393
this one's literally true you assholes
having gf is a drain on your soul
grass is greener fuckers
>>27156747
He also loved Gone Home. To this day I find that just silly.
>>27154488
>>27154533
Dubsower.
>I go out on the weekend and get drunk
> HA HA HA! I'M SUCH AN ALCOHOLIC
Cute
>>27153338
As cliche as it sound it is true. If you don't you're your worst enemy. and you'll never be able to control your feeling and might be prone to stupid impulsive behavior that can damage yourself or your surrounding.
>>27159436
It's impossible to love myself.
>>27159449
What if it was ?
And you just don't know how ?
>What? You're a virgin? At that age? How is that even possible?
Every. Single. Time.
>>27159566
There's nothing worth loving.
>>27154173
I hate when they say something like that when I'm actually enjoying myself.
>>27159673
Eventually you'll find something or not. Just do what you want to do.
>>27159730
>or not
Great, thank you for the advice.
>>27156244
>omg i grew up in the wrong generation because i like music that isnt new.
This one always makes me rage.
>>27152691
There is no reason to watch wrestling now that we know it's fake and there are multiple MMA shows to watch.
>you look like a school shooter
>stupid iFunny memes
>stupid Vine memes
>putting black people on a pedestal because of above two and mediocre hip hop
>people trying to act like they're "country"
>trying to act ghetto but live in a middle class suburb
>looking down on someone because they listen to rock music
>>27152618
>Dumb Damage
>DRY
>spontaneous singing
>>27159743
>correct me if I'm wrong
"I could care less" - then do you fucking idiot, God knows how many times you've been corrected.
>>27152965
Isn't it also selfish that they want to keep you alive because they don't want to feel sad? So in the end they are only looking out for their own feelings.
>>27160283
Yep. When I was vocal about my desire to die, the responses were all like "*I* need you" and "Do you have any idea what that would do to ME?". It's better to just shut up than invite that emotional awkwardness.
>>27153759
But we do the same thing with 4chan.
>>27152618
>lol I watched an entire season over the weekend I literally have no social life
>why are you always reading anon
>don't you want to talk to people
No, actually.
>>27156483
Oh great, then you should try sulfur. It's really good.
>"You need to love yourself before being loved by others"
>depressed girls can still have thousands of men even for relationships(and they can even heal from depression for that)
>depressed male can just kill himself unless he is a Chad
>>27159054
Congratulations, you are a woman.Only women can have absolutely no emphaty for people you personally know.
>>27152829
>anything with LOL NETFLIX
For fuck's sake.
>>27161257
l try but always get shat on and it hurts when l care about someone
>>27152691
Still a poorly made show that is girlier than mlp
>Dude why don't you ever hang out?
>>27159837 that's just a meme, right?
>>27159856
Ironic ifunny memes are okay though, right?
>>27160463
You do know why they call it shitposting, don't you anon?
