Let's see where this takes us, /r9k/.
6 decides
I just got off to you as well.
>>27152587
i'm rolling for his
Tumblrbitch.jpeg
Avoid.
Can we be friends, pleeeeaaassseeeee? XD
I HAVEN'T FELT ANOTHER'S SKIN IN MONTHS PLEASE HELP ME CHANGE THAT
You remind me of my mom, can i call you mommy and suck on your mammary glands ?
MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>27152548
I hope you bag your first whale, OP. God speed
Would you date a black man whose 260lbs and 6'8'' at 11% bodyfat and with a 8x9 cock?
Have you seen Eddie Murphy's daddy Daycare? I think it applies to this convo
>>27152548
wanna eat my pussy
>>27152622
This one's nice, this is original
can i eat your butt?
>>27152548
please shit in my mouth
>>27152666
Praise the Satan trips
>>27152666
FUCK YEEEESSSSSS
Win
No offense bro but you are the ugliest bitch I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a pinata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Ugly hoe
>>27152704
man this is why i come to this board. y'all are great sometimes
![27f4f6594580b815354116bed2288e01839b529c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tyPOxd7.png "27f4f6594580b815354116bed2288e01839b529c[1].png")
>>27152727
>>27152587
>>27152657
>>27152665
>>27152687
WHY DOES IT KEEP ON HAPPENING ON EVERY FUCKING THREAD
>>27152704
This will probably go really well and OP's going to get a date out of it.
Let's just hope he remembers to take some nudes.
>>27152727
Come on man
Rolling for this
OP here, she's taking for forever and a day to respond so I'll look for someone else in the meantime.
Totally forgot to switch location settings.
>>27152813
Hurry up u anus
>>27152871
>she's replying
OP are you Chad?
>>27152871
I came to Vegas to touch myself so can you please stop texting me, thanks. Also penis
>>27152871
I'm rolling for >>27152727
Pls pls pls
>>27152871
the hookers?
>>27152871
Bad luck, m8. If you were local you be balls deep in that by now.
You went to vegas to get married.
>>27152871
I have a terrible gambling addiction
>>27152871
Lost my job as a rent boy so coming here to try again
>>27152871
"I came to Vegas to find my soulmate, and I'm pretty sure I just found her."
>>27152871
I came here to sample your cock
>>27152871
"i don't really know i've kinda been on a week long bender haha."
>>27152968
ROLL FOR THIS PLS
>>27152727
rollin'.
Le funny original post :^)
>>27152871
I'm a traveling street performer
>>27152972
B E A yootiful
>>27152972
You win my friend
>>27152871
third reich reenactment
>>27152972
this is my post. add on "I love you, (her name)" at the end.
>>27153040
Pretty creepy but it still might work.
>>27153040
i am dissapoint op
>>27153040
I-I mean if you're o-okay with that
;_;
Lol let's keep going everyone!
Looks like she wants it badly.
>>27153040
Sweet lovings
>>27153087
this is a fakechad account right? op post your damn pics now
>>27153087
Only line I need to get laid is your address line
>>27153087
Oh you playa.
>>27153111
Perfect trips. Do it.
>>27153087
They down for motown?
Nigga get wet
>>27153087
I'm just fucking with you. You're way too fat anyway, lmao.
>>27153087
y-you're pretty cute
n-nOt like I like you or anything....... baka.....
>>27153107
This is a fake account lol
I thought it was assumed
>>27153087
"I don't need anything as long as I have you."
>>27153111
This oh motherfucker this please Ahaha this please haaa
>>27153111
Rolling desudesudesdesu
>>27153087
yeah baby talk dirty to me
>>27153111
Trips get you booty my friend
Haha well if I'd known that I would've saved my breath c:
So if we're on the same page, how about we trade pics/details?
>>27153087
Am I cute enough to savage that asshole with my teeth?
>>27153087
Has anyone ever told you that you are one 1 cheeky kunt
>>27153184
OMFG ITS HAPPENING
WE GOOD NOW SENPAI
>>27153111
rolling for these trips
>>27153184
First post I've made and I'm a winrar
Today is a good day
>>27153184
She sent a message about being blunt. I guess she thought she screwed up since I took too long to reply
0 savage this!!
>>27153126
then at this point please ignore any winning rolls that aren't mean/degrading/insulting. Thanks
>>27153233
cmon OP, wing that shit.
rolling or smug anime face
>>27153233
Well, I guess it's time to play the ol' rape card..
>>27153233
She sperged. I have never seen a female sperg out.
There is hope.
>>27153233
You bitch. Send me pics
>>27153253
Holy fuck rollin for this
It's still 0 everyone
>>27153233
thread derailed roaches
>>27153283
why don't you come over and meet him
>>27153233
Well I guess I will leave you be
>>27153283
bitch im finna teach you a lesson about respect
>>27153233
holycrap even a fakechad loses to a 5/10 hag
>keep going op
>>27153189
hahahaha, this.
>>27153233
OH MY GOD DUDE YOU ARE SO BETA
>c:
KILL YOURSELF MY MAN
>>27153189
rolling for this
ORIGINAL COMMENT, LOOKS LIKE THE ROBOT IS DOIN ITS JOB HOO BOY
"GET ON YOUR KNEES AND LICK THOSE BALLS"
>>27153283
FIVE.88% content
>>27153201
>>27153283
gonna crush that pussy baby girlll oh yeahhhh let me suck that dick girl
What should I say guys? 5 decides
Actually trying to get laid here, never been with a black girl and she has green eyes
>>27153283
But seriously, every girl is looking for a hookup. Tell me what ancient Elven riddle you have carved into your pussy and I'll solve it. I'll open that puss right up like Gandalf.
>>27153283
I'm a witcher
AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
>>27153352
can you bleach your skin white?
>>27153352
You already fucked yourself over with the exclamation points. Kill yourself.
S pen has been detatched
>>27153352
where u at then nigga
>>27153368
rolling for this babbbybybyybyb
I just wanna be friends! Is that okay???????
>>27153368
Rolling to get op not laid ever
Why is OP chatting up fatties and niggers?
>>27153306
5/10
This is what's wrong with you. A hambeast lardwhale is a 5/10.
>>27153395
FIVE DECIDE, BECOME THE SAVAGE !
>>27153352
listen here you big ole black mammy, im gonna stick my dick inside that pussy and if it dont come out black as shit, your nigger ass is gettin a motherfuckin nigger knuckle sandwich
>>27153395
Thanks for getting that 5 friend
>>27153283
Tell my about it. I like to put cigarettes out on his belly when he gets too "smart."
>>27153424
I cant type that much on my phone
Can somebody give me something smooth to say?
>>27153420
>>27153283
0 CONFIRMED, 0 CONFIRMED
>>27153368
My fuckin sides. You got me dying over here
>>27153437
Just say "criminal". I've heard that's smooth
>>27153437
Copy paste it you moron.
>>27153437
Shit
Try yelling WORLDSTAR
>>27153437
Do you taste like chocolate?
It took a bit longer so I just went ahead and typed something
8 now
>>27153497
lookin for dem titties!
>>27153497
>>27153420
rolling for this
4553217582395235
>>27153497
I'm just very lonely so Im looking for a girlfriend, or a friend at least to keep me company.
I moved to Vegas to start a new life but I don't know that many people here yet.
>>27153497
Fuc koff
(with the typo)
>>27153497
looking for a friend with boobs i can suck and maybe marry :)
I do now. Work in private security. Wbu hun? x
>>27153539
This desu.
:)
You gotta ease into it! :D
>>27153410
5/10 is the 50th percentile therefore average. she's average looking.
>>27153497
Do you taste like chocolate and watermelon? I like my slaves chocolatey
>>27153511
Dubs.
Type it up, OP.
>>27153548
8 CONFIRMED, 8 CONFIRMED
>>27153497
I'd give up unless you want to fuck a fat bitch, trust me they are usually less trustworthy because desperate for attention and the sex is gross
You should respond with "I'm a simple man, I'm here looking to get my face up in those tiddies"
The black girl stopped replying
Gunna try this bitch next. Opening message ideas ?
>>27153598
Nice chub tum
>>27153598
would you take me to prom?
>>27153598
Rolling for this particular original question
netflix and chill ?
>>27153598
Is it true that Asian girls have the cutest tiddies?
>>27153598
I've been looking for a cheaper and more efficient replacement for my American girlfriend. Are you interested?
Such a sad life
>>27153598
I see your stance of sex, but what is it with regards to blowjobs?
>>27153598
"hi do you like anime? lol :D"
>>27153598
Hey qt. I've never been into the toys at macdonalds, it's the memories of time spent with friends within Ronald's walls that I savour, as they last forever. Tell me, have you ever seen the dusk in Vienna?
>>27153650
Thanks for ignoring my 8, faglord.
>>27153650
meme'd well my comrade
>>27153672
>muh 8 muh 8
checkem bitch
>>27153668
Guess I'll try this. I'll post if she replies
I matched with her 4 months ago so it may seem creepy
>>27153664
This but without the lol. It needs to be a serious question.
>>27153632
100% true. amazingly cute little pert chesticles
>>27153598
I've always wanted to conquer the great wall of vagina
>>27153723
>liking nipples the color of dried shit
>>27153768
Or chocolate
No reply from the Asian bitch, on to the next one. This girl is 8 years older than me, think I could incorporate that into my first message?
>>27153827
All you had to do was follow the damn train, cj
>>27153827
Pleas for the love of god just say
FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
>>27153827
hey babe I have a fetish for roast beef vaginas, so I thought an experienced older lady like yourself would fit the bill ;) wanna smash?
>>27153850
>>27153842
Yes.
Say this to every girl you have. Do dozens and we will call it the CJ experiment.
I told her to Fuc koff now I guess she's mad.
1 decides everything.
>>27153842
>>27153850
if you don't do this I will probably be so upset that I leave the thread and take a shower
>>27153891
suck a ham you tubby tub tub
>>27153891
I want to spin my meaty sausage inbetween your toes
>>27153891
you can get to know me when women can develop personalities
>>27153891
I'll put my witty dick straight up you
>>27153911
w3w well done lad
>>27153898
>>27153884
>>27153850
>>27153842
Sent it. And now I wait
>>27153911
What will happen next?!
>>27153911
>911
Someone call the fire department because she's about to get roasted
>>27153951
you'll ask for a number and someone will roll it and you'll ignore them
>>27153983
>being assmad
Cheer up, we can solve this together
9 now
>>27154042
so was she also a sockpuppet? I don't get it
>>27154042
The city where all woman suck and no one wonders why
>>27154042
"Welcome to me"
Cringe in 5,4,3,2,1...
>>27154042
KAAAAAMEEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(original comment)
>>27154042
Enough of bullshit
Want to fuck girl?
>>27154121
rawling 4 dis
>>27154121
>>27154139
She sounded so thirsty in the beginning too
>>27154190
pls baby me love you long time
>>27153325
Read the thread, newfam.
>>27154190
That sucks :-(
How about a quick bj then? you seem like a really nice girl.
You are wrong! I'm not cute enough to get any girl I want!
>>27154190
I hope a nigger barfs up your cunt
Stop being Tsundere bb
>>27154190
you look like that fat bitch from the new ghostbusters movie
M-m-muh dick
At this point I'll take anything since the thread is dying
>>27154190
Ok, let's talk about something else.
I am really into Japanese culture, like anime, manga, stuff like that. Have you ever watched sword art online?
(I'll wait for the cringe)
I'm sorry, I'm actually gay and I only messaged you because you look like my ex. I miss his big dick in my ass.
>>27154385
all fat grills think they give great head
>>27154385
pls take my virginity
ill pay you
>>27154385
Who said anything about swallowing, fatty?
>>27154387
fucking do this op
>>27154385
>>27154475
Will do.
I think she's loving the attention right now.
>>27154514
You know I'm the best you can get right?
>>27154514
Is someone screencapping this?
original as fuck
>>27152548
im the hacker named 4Chan do you know me?
>>27154554
fuck off reddit
>b6
>>27154577
Ask her if she knows of this fourchan guy. He is a famous terrorist hacker on steroids after all.
Lol animu
>>27154646
I love sushi!
We could go to a chinese restaurant together someday.
>>27154646
Yeah I can see that babe
>>27154646
wow lol I love deathnote too who's your husbando? personally I love L, I think im a lot like him, intelligent, sarcastic with a dark sense of humor
>>27154646
by the looks of it, you LOVE sushi
>>27154646
fuckin plebbian shit taste kill yourself
She still replying maybe I will get the nudes
Nudes when?
>>27154737
>she still replying
Maybe she's showing her friends. Maybe they're all laughing at you.
>>27154737
No...maybe WE will get nudes. The captain always shares his spoils with his crew
>>27154754
ya I bet you love the potato chips scene LOL
>>27154754
If I were you I'd be going for the bj desu
Life's only so long and if the head's as good as she says who cares
>>27154809
omg pls op
do this
I'LL TAKE THIS POTATO CHIP
AND EAT IT
>>27154897
watchout she's gonna make you famous on tumblr now
>>27152727
write this
>>27154897
You are still talking to me, that means you are still interested on me
>>27154897
reply with "just as planned"
>>27154897
Is this what the other side of those r/creepypms conversations looks like? You talked yourself out of a beej dude GG
>>27154950
this familio
>>27154897
POOP IN MY MOUTH YOU NIGGER
These are my favourite threads on /r9k/
Thanks for making my life a little less miserable, OP.
You deserved the bj.
Guess the ride is over, no reply. Oh well. Will post a picture of her
>>27155172
Pls this >>27155076
>>27155150
Hey no problem man
>>27155212
Targetting fatties is too easy. You gotta ruin a Stacy's self-esteem for true revenge
>>27155212
ayyyy lmao she is huge
>>27155212
Definitely American
>>27155212
Damn, sorry for saying you deserved the bj.
No one deserves this.
>>27155267
I have one on my meetme but I gotta do it later. Hopefully I can make a thread later tonight.
>>27155301
end it by calling them a nigger and asking them to poop in your mouth
Please
I need this right now, man. Fuck.
normy get out XD
>>27155383
For you, big guy
This is an original comment
>>27155429
Thanks for making me smile for the first time in a while.
>>27152548
this isnt /b/ you fuckingfaggot
how was this not og?
DEEZ NUTS HA GOTEE GOTEE GOTEE GOTEE XDDXDXDXDXDSDSDD
