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How hard should your dick get? I met up with a guy last night
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How hard should your dick get?

I met up with a guy last night and we ended up blowing each other. I noticed that his cock got so hard that it was totally rigid and pointing upwards but mine is still kind of floppy when fully erect. Are dicks all supposed to get as hard as his? Is there something I can do to fix my dick?
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>>27152319
You just have a feminine penis. It's a sign that you should be a trap
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>>27152433
It's not cute or small though. It just doesn't seem to get fully hard

I would like to be a trap though
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>You are straight.
Real gaybros get real hard.
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>>27152554
No I mean my dick has never gotten that hard, even when I'm jerking off
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Do you drink, or do you smoke?
I do/did both and it can influence it.
I noticed that when I smoke/drink too much I only can get a semi hard on.
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>>27152585
I've been drinking more recently but even when I was totally sober it would never get hard enough to stand up on it's own
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>>27152319
Poor guy. They mutilated him very badly. You can see that he's cut way too tight. They removed too much skin.
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>>27152575
Maybe too much jerking off and porn. Take a break and see if erections improve.
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>>27152627
Damn that's going to be hard but I'll give it a shot. Thanks anon
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>>27152614
Ah okay, it can also come from mental stress, also happened to me.
Couldn't get a hard one even if my life depended on it.
Or you should really try the nofap thing, it could maybe work.
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>>27152575
Try jerking off to women.
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>>27152751
That always works for my cock.
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>>27152751
I have anon. Boys work better
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>>27152902
Those work too.
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>>27153170
Everything works for those working it.
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>>27152319
welcome to ED anon. enjoy your lifetime stay.
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>>27153261
Don't tell him that, there's always hope.
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>>27153280
Hope for a stickier tomorrow.
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>>27152319
Funny really, sometimes my cock stay SO hard it actually kinda hurts.

It stays up and hard, so i can't actually do some positions, otherwise i think it would break .

If i use my hands to force it down, i can make my cock do a paralel with the floor, but it usually stays with a 60~70 degrees up.
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>>27153280
Cock rings and pills are the only two real choices.
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>>27153326
>>27153367
Negative nancy, let's wish OP the best.
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>>27152575
>>27152319
sounds like you've got some erectile dysfunction issues.

hard dicks are supposed to be rigid, bro.
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>>27153360
Those times are the best, eh?
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>>27153401
Thanks friend. I really fucking hope this is a mental thing and not ED
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>>27153443
If you get too concerned go see a doc. Or a shrink?
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>>27153534
I need to lick it
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>>27153544
Bet it tastes nice. Sure is shiny.
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>tfw my dick hangs slightly downward like an upside down U
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>>27153440
Does anyone else on r9k appreciate cock?
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>>27153604
Or do you have other tastes as well?
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>>27153604
Only uncut cocks.
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>>27153635
Whoops, forgot this.
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>>27152319
Just watch amateur porn, you will see all kinds of dicks. Not every dick is the same.
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>>27153604
I really appreciate cocks, especially big long and thick ones.
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You're fine, OP. If you want a really hard dick you should try eating more salt and drinking more water to get a higher blood pressure, but that's unhealthy.
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>>27153692
>>27153636
Oh I agree entirely.
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>>27153692
It's really great when you can fully worship a massive cock. I like a nice set of balls myself.
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>>27153692
>>27153762
I don't like massive cocks really, i think aesthetics play a much larger role than the size.

But i'm dom, so whatever.
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>>27153780
I really love the idea of a cute femmy guy with a twink body who sports an enormous cock, like 10 inches or more.
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>>27153762
I love it when balls hang lower in the sac. Love to nuzzle my face into them.
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>>27153780
Ah, not that cocks of all sizes aren't nice. Aesthetics are nice.
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>>27153792
do you mean like this??
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>>27153847
But whatever, you guys take care, I'm out. <3 Have some corn.
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>>27153170
Is this what it looks like when you wet dream?
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>>27153880
Oh wow, that's hot, my fetish would be that but with the cock even bigger to be honest.
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>>27153880
I want to worship that cock so damn bad.
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did I misclick?

how the fuck did I end up on /hm/ ...?

no...wait...this isn't /hm/... this is /r9k...hmm....

reported, saged, hidden
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>>27153443
Dont masturbate every day and you will get harder. Masturbating too much is pretty bad and I think you can develop some sort of ED from it. Not sure how much you beat your boom stick though, so I wouldn't know
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>>27152627
This. I masturbate about 4 times a day. I stopped for a week and my dick was harder and bigger.
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>>27154104
Masturbating is my favorite hobby but I'm going to try. It was really embarrassing when I could barely get hard for him and his was a fucking rock. I don't want that to happen again
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>>27153603
So like an 'n'?
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>>27155241
more like an 'N'
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>/r9k/ has a straight up homo thread
Yes
This is what I've waited for
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>>27152463
Have you ever been fully erect?
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>>27152433
I'm feminine looking and my dick is hard as fuck when I get a boner.
Worst part is if I get one in jeans.
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>>27153170
was browsing wikimedia and saw this under ejac videos the other day. linked it to some friends. i wonder if we know the same people?
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>>27154104
This is absolutely true also hair will grow on the palm of your hand and you'll go blind
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>>27155596
I mean I think so. But even at my hardest it's still pretty floppy and can't stand up on it's own

I can't remember if my cock got harder when I was younger or if this is a recent thing
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Most likely this is from too much porn and/or too much fapping. If you held in your sperm 1 week before meeting this guy, I bet you would be super rigid.

Or maybe you're not really gay and you're just afraid of women.
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>>27155833
I loved making out and sucking him off, it just didn't get all that hard. Plus once I noticed I started stressing about it which only made things worse

It was still fun and didn't make me question whether I'm into dudes or not
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