>chad
>posting on an anonymous chinese imageboard

you wish, Benjamin

>>27151261

>not realizing that quite a number of people lurk on here just for the sake of laughs

>>27151229

Why is pic not related, and why did you choose this picture?

>>27151357
I figured people would be more likely to look at a thread with a pic of a big boobed asian girl......I was right

>>27151332
Actual chads wouldn't even know what 4chan is, apart from once every few months hearing it mentioned on the news. They don't spend more than 5 minutes on the net at any time because they're too busy tuning hot women.

You're a fake chad and nothing you say will change that, because you're here with me.

>>27151401

But she's jerking off an Asian man.

>>27151414
It's far more well known than you fucks think

Also fucking chicks isn't a very time consuming activity despite what some would have you believe.
Also I'm only "here with you" in the same way you're "with" animals when you go to a zoo. The levels of insecurity and desperation on /r9k/ and other boards are actually surprisingly entertaining at times

Now does anyone in here have an actually interesting question for me?

>>27151332
Pro tip: if this is what you get your laughs from you're not as secure as you thought you were :^)

>>27151521
No? Nobody gives a fuck beyond wanting you to leave. Smh I thought you normalfags were the ones that could read a social situation.

>>27151499
> i-i just come here to laugh!
thats how it starts

>>27151499
>getting this defensive

Yeah.

>>27151533
Going on the Internet to laugh at people that say shit like "I deserve women to have sex with me" unironically makes me insecure. Shit bruh you got me

>>27151229
hi chad, do you like bbq pulled pork sandwiches? I love those things

>>27151609
Actually yeah, shits pretty good. Next question.

Describe how fucking Asian pussy feels different from fucking white pussy?

>>27151634
More fishy.

What's it like creampieing a virgin?
What's the most degrading thing you've made them do?

>>27151628
Do you like having betas in your circle of friends? I enjoy having Chad friends, they always have the best stories

>>27151651

You're a beta virgin cuck.

>>27151634
feels pretty much the same.

>>27151697

No it doesn't. White pussy is tight but much more elastic while Asian pussy is a little less tight than jerking off.

>>27151672

>>27151656
Never cp'd a virgin but I did cum in a girls hair she was drunk and didn't notice it was there the whole night

>>27151730
It's like coke and Pepsi for me senpai, the difference is pretty negligible

>>27151660
I hang with some people that you could say are beta but not nearly to the level of your average robot

>>27151656
and also had a chick shit during anal idk if that counts or not

How is life, my friend?

Does all that pussy make you feel fulfilled? Do you feel a true sense of happiness through it or is it just another source of instant-gratification whose benefits on your self-esteem are transient?

>>27151746

Do you have a pencil dick or something?

>>27151833
nope it's just another thing that feels good

>>27151875
what would you classify as a pencil dick because I'd say I'm pretty much normal size