Tell the other robots about the last time you had sex.
I don't remember the day or specific thing. It was at least october or earlier.
I don't miss it. Masturbation is definitely more satisfying.
2 weeks ago.
Don't know how much longer I can take this.
Never had sex, age 21, I don't particularly care, the fantasies I have (besides being illegal) are unlikely to become real, at least at this stage of my life. My fantasy is to have a wonderful gf of about age 8-11, with a healthy sex drive, who is submissive and reverent, who can put up with being in bondage, blindfolded, gagged and whatever else will satisfy my sexual appetites.
>>27150122
>Masturbation is definitely more satisfying.
You need to find a better partner.
stayed in a hotel in the city last weekend for her birthday. started to 69 and after awhile switched to cowgirl position. she came twice, i was too drunk off jameson to cum
3 years ago
That is a completely original time span
>>27150219
you are a danger to society
>>27150219
Are you fat? You seem like you might be fat, or even obese.
Last Saturday
>guy I have been crushing on all semester
>at friends party
>drink and smoke
>he walks me home
>I invite him in
>we go directly to bed
>he is huge
pain.jpg
>I can't cum
>he pounds me for a few minutes, cums and can't leave my apartment fast enough
:(
I went to a brothel and got a fine east european. She started by blowing me, then rode me until I came.
>>27150278
You are a guy, correct?
>>27150293
No. I have a vagina. A sore vagina.
>>27150271
Not fat at all, in fact I'm underweight, pic related is me, sexy af I know, little girls seem to love me, I don't know what it is. Perhaps it's my youthful and boyish good looks? Or maybe it's my smart style of dress? Whatever it is, I can't seem to avoid getting the attention of pre-teenage girls wherever I go.
KHV here. Non-virgins are not true robots and should get the fuck out of here.
>>27150280
The idea to just get a hooker to get it over with gets more appealing by the day. Care to share your experiences a bit more detailed?
>>27150362
name a price range and i will describe an experience ive had in that price range
>>27150337
>pose as disgusting pedo
>post a photo of your enemy
>his life is ruined
I mean, you can't be so stupid to admit to being completely degenerate and then post a pic of yourself?
>>27150122
like 3 months ago
i really regretted it, she lives like 3 doors down from me and now we hate each other
she thought i was her bf then when i said no she told people I used her
but its ok because I keep throwing food from her fridge away
>>27150387
europoor, so let's say 60 to 80 real european euros.
>>27150393
I'm afraid I am that stupid, as well as drunk, and beyond caring anyway. No-one on this board will know me anyway.
>>27150413
that will get you a blowjob where i am (chicago) unless you also have drugs
>>27150122
>right around a year ago
>girlfriend visiting for the weekend
>feel like we have a nice weekend
>sex always feels obligated since we only have a few days together
>do my best to not make her feel forced or compelled
>have decent quiet sex with only a thin wall between mom's room and mine
>next week she breaks up with me on the phone
>one of the things she mentions is 'sex has just felt forced lately"
>>27150452
dayum, your hookers be expensive murrica
>>27150278
Chad pumps n dumps another. 100% chance you won't learn from this.
>>27150362
Easy if you are in the right country.
>be in Germany
>go to legal brothel
>sex
a couple of days ago I lost my v card i'm so happy I can't stop smiling
>>27150547
one bad experience should change your entire outlook on sex? youll grow up one day, but probably not soon
>>27150319
I have an average sized penis. I can have sex with you to help your vagina feel better.
>>27150566
I actually am a gerfag, I just have absolutely no experience regarding this on top of social anxiety. Do I just go there "were da wommyn at?"
>last week
>feisty exchange of bodily fluids
>receive sold 8/10 BJ
>came on his face
>exceptionally big load
>proceed to continue fighting into the next day
>he blocks me
>I don't care because I'm over the belligerent arsehole
>takes mdma on the Friday night
>tries to kiss and make up by getting 2 other people to message me
>indirectly tell him to fuck off
>be content that I got to jizz on his face and live happily ever after in solitude
>>27150122
Sex? Like 2 years ago.
Blowjob? Last night.
>>27150574
Not even close to what I said. Good job pretending not to understand.
>>27150574
>proving his point so thoroughly
>>27150589
>go to "FKK club"
>get changed, walk around in bathrobe
>talk to one of the many naked girls or wait for them to talk to you
>pick girl you like, go to private room, girl names acts and prices
>sex, then get your wallet and pay girl
Easy.
October 2014
>>27150122
Late last night
Our dog started barking for no reason and work my wife and I up
As neither of us could sleep we fucked 3 times.
I woke up to a crime scene with blood all over the bed
>I am so glad I don't have a period
>I am so glad I don't have a baby coming
Gave the dog a slice of bacon as a thank you gift
A few months back a fucked this black bitch that I fuck on and off again. She hmu and we went to a school and I fucked her in a dark alley. I like fucking her outside because I don't want the nigger bitch to know where I stay. She used to suck my dick but now she won't. Its OK though because she has a fat ass and I treat her like shit
>>27150122
Masturbated to some girl insulting me as a disgusting loser and a human failure in a JOI video. After I came, I cried myself to sleep.
>>27150122
>implying ever have sex
