You have 10 seconds to give me the true meaning of life and you won't get shot.
>>27149990
finding love and being rich
>>27149990
there ain't none.
>>27149990
The purpose of life is to seek death, please kill me
You might as well shoot me.
Shooting people for answering questions wrong.
>>27149990
To reproduce famalamajambamdam
>>27149990
if you shoot me then you will never find out
if you let me live I will show you how deep the rabbit hole goesin your anus
>>27149990
I would honestly try to make him shoot me.
The reason I haven't done it yet is because guns are illegal in my country and I haven't been robbed by a thief yet.
>inb4 helium tank or some painkiller shit that never works.
>>27149990
I'll tell you after you shoot me. Promise.
>>27150022
>>27150023
>>27150044
>>27150048
>shoot me
>please kill me
you better aim carefully, because what doesn't kill me just makes me stronger
>>27150070
>a dead man with a fedora and overcoat was found dead today...
>>27149990
>follow instincs
>instincs cause another you to form
>cycle continues
If not then failed at life, literally.
>>27150080
beneath this fedora...
there is more than just flesh...
beneath this fedora... there's an idea...
and ideas...
are bullet proof!...
*teleports behind you*
*unzips katana*
may there be mercy in your next life...
*slices you in half*
*whispers into your ear as you're bleeding out on the floor* ...there can only be one prince of darkness...
*tips fedora*
The purpose of life is to get shot
>>27150080
>a dead man was found dead
>>27150223
he was extra dead.
Before you shoot someone you should really take the safety off.
>>27150179
A man's sharpest weapon is his mind, my friend.
>>27150223
>>dead man was found dead
>>27149990
Enjoy your life as much as you can, that's it
>>27150242
You know that you implied that you still could though, right?
>>27150242
Careful, I'm a ten year vet.
>>27149990
infinite recurrence
>>27150255
you seem to be confused, my good sir.
the strongest force known to man is the force that is created verically from underneath an object resting on the scapuli, going directly against gravity. this force is mainly created from opening the hips and activating the muscles in the posterior chain. it is referred to as hip drive.
>>27149990
Right now my purpose in life is to find meaning to it.
I redditly have no other choice.
Your meaning in life right now is to hold that gun to my head.
Will either of us accomplish our intended task?
Does it matter to either of our personal hopes and dreams?
Tell me anon, what brought you to this point?
Maybe that has something to do with it.
>>27150179
That was my clone.
I was behind you the whole time.
You are already dead.
Nothing personnel kiddo.
>>27150298
>Right now my purpose in life is to find meaning-
BAM!
>>27150311
a cheap trick. you can't kill me. are you unaware, that strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and are more useful in general? the daily milk consumption of a gallon i've been maintaining for the last years have made me really hard to kill. and really useful in general.
The true meaning of life is shooting people who don't tell you the meaning of life.
The meaning of life is 42 young man.
nihilism, desu
Everyone creates their own meaning, purpose. Its not an objective, one thing. (Imagine if it were, how boring)
And he spake unto the Lord: "Lord, thou art a big God."
To which the Lord doth replied: "In comparison to thine notions."
>>27150391
OH MY GOD I get it!!!!!
glad im not the only one who've read this TRUE masterpiece of literature!! That was a MASTERFULLY PERFORMED reference, my good sir!
"The meaning of life is to live. That's all there is to it. The meaning of life is to live. Everybody makes mistakes here and there but the trick is to find the balance between taking and giving."
*gets shot*
>>27150353
>useful
>ultraviolence milk
Get riches and fuck bitches
To make shit and pass it through.
>>27150429
haha you sound like a huge faggot
>>27149990
Reproduction of my specie for the never ending grind of humanity.
The meaning of life is to propagate life, to find one's own meaning in life, to find joy in the things you enjoy and to have children with which you can share and teach the things that you find valuable. Human relationships are integral to life. Without them, life is meaningless.
>>27149990
Carrying on your lineage and increasing the influence of your bloodline.
>>27150543
Your post was pretty Reddit tbqh
>>27150626
'42' was a thing before reddit even existed
>"Tell me the meaning of life!"
"How about I show you?"
>shoot them in the stomach with my snubnose
>they roll around bleeding and screaming
>finish eating my Big Mac
>wipe face and throw napkins on Chad
>>27150518
>Read that in his voice.kek
>>27149990
The meaning of life is this: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
>>27150676
what does that got to do with your cringe post?ALSO LOSTXDDDDD
>>27149990
You are an abstract kind of thief.
>>27149990
>hes pointing the gun at his fingers
Memes are the purpose we have been given in this life
>>27150179
>unzips katana
Wait what
Posting racebait on a Eskimo BBS for virgins
>>27150981
We are dead and what we get here is our eternal punishment.
>>27149990
life is a contingent movement from matter to consciousness
>>27149990
ok ok i will tell you the meaning of life huh?
let's see the meaning of life is
It's a simulation in which God experiences being not-God. You suffer so that something incapable of it can understand it. You're nothing more than an instrument.
>Implying there actually is one
>Implying improvisation desn't ork
it does fine for me tbqh
>>27149990
There is no meaning, to think otherwise is just arrogance. The fact is that the universe doesn't give two shits about humanity and at literally any moment we could all just stop existing for eternity.
>>27149990
You're born to serve women
And if you were born a woman you were born to be served
the purpose of life is to not shoot someone
>the robber looks down, and lowers his gun
>"y...you're right, man"
*unsheathes katana*
>"wh-what are you doing, man?!"
nothin' personal, kid
>>27150044
Find a really tall building and jump off it
>>27149990
genuinely smile at him, and do nothing else.
>>27149990
To repent of the immoral desires you inherited from Adam who corrupted his natural desires of his body by altering it through disobeying God and to do good to others, and overcome this world.
reproduce, expand
>>27149990
Remember to aim for the brain stem and please double tap.
>>27149990
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
shut up robot
I SAID SHUT UP
The answer to life the universe and everything.= 42
42-(The answer to the universe and everything) = life
Done.
>>27155649
so 42-42 = 0
life doesn't exist?
spoopy
>>27149990
To die and to kill.
>>27149990
There is none. You can shoot me now, but you will know for the rest of your life that everything you and everyone else do is pathetically meanless
>>27150191
>tells the meaning of life
>gets shot
>You have 10 seconds to give me the true meaning of life and you won't get shot.
life has no meaning. time to end my life man
>>27149990
The true meaning of life is that it must be ended.
Pie. Any flavor. With whipped or ice-cream topping.
You have to create your own meaning.
>>27149990
meaning of life is to fuck prime teen pussy
