Someone lady is sleeping with her head in my lap, how about you?
>>27149704
>Someone lady
So you're a cuck.
>>27149704
Timestamp that shit now fag
Bed still warm from gf getting up and going to work. That sentence solidified my normie status I think..
>>27149704
No. I'm not sleeping with my head in your lap. How about you?
>>27149727
Wife. Stroking her back, hard to type with one hand.
>>27149747
get OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU ROBOT YOU PIECE OF SHT
>>27149755
Oh now is your wife. Well that certainly makes you more credible.
I am become pillow
>>27149828
You farted out of your dick and butt, homie.
>>27149860
That doesn't even make sense you stupid nigger.
>>27149899
Oh you better believe it's making some foul scents my dude!
>>27149859
Lucky... I want a little girl to rest her weary head upon myself
OP you shouldn't be using your phone on a plane, or is it one of those fancy ones with wifi?