>tfw can't go out on a date with my waifu without normies staring
fuckin normies scum!
>>27148960
holy shit thats a lot of fries
>>27148990
They must be sharing the order.
>>27149003
She looks stuffed tho
>>27148960
>I've had sex with my body pillow so many times that it can stand on its own
>>27148990
i literally wanted to post just that
>>27149094
i love you
>>27148960
i live in a country where it would be socially acceptable for me to be beat up and have my dakimakura set on fire in public if i tried to do that
i wish i had a gun so i could follow in elliots footsteps
>>27150345
How about we beat up your pillow and set you on fire?
>>27150364
>>How about we beat up your pillow
>group of thugs violently punching and kicking a pillow
>autist on his knees crying, begging them to stop
my sides
>Leaving your house
Fuck off Normie.
>>27149094
more cushion for the pushin then
>>27148960
I own a body pillow and love it, but taking it in public is top fucking cringe. Might as well wear a strap on dildo in public.
>>27148960
I wanna hug that guy.
This so sad.
No homo.
>>27149600
Do you make useless posts like this often? This is Facebook-tier garbage. You contributed nothing to the discussion. I understand I haven't contributed to the thread other than calling out your idiotic post, but even that is miles better than that garbage you typed in.
>>27152455
Don't be sad, the pillow life chose us.
>tfw I fold my bed comforter and cuddle with it pretending it's my girlfriend
It hurts.
>>27148990
For you.
I'm pretty sure baneposting will always remain original.
>>27150417
The image of a bunch chavs beating up a pillow while some autist is on his knees crying has me in stitchesdespite me fitting the profile of the autist
>>27148960
I tried this once and got a lot of stares. My balls hardened that day and my armpits were sweating bullets but it felt liberating. I want to try it again but only when I'm rich and won't give a fuck.
