Let me spell that for you loud and clear:THREE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWELVE THOUSAND. HUNDRED AND THIRTEENTH POINT SEVENTY EIGHT DOLLARS
>mfw when I come to power NEETS will rule the world
>AI and robots will do all the work for us
>wagecucks and SJWs who oppose the NEET World Order will be sent to gullag camps
please gib some money.
>>27148853
Not yet my poorfag friend. Once I have compounded my net asset value to a couple of billion bucks after the Great Depression 2.0, then I will make the first step to pave the path to the NEET World Order
>>27148881
Ah, a fellow stock trader.
What's your golden goose?
>>27148881
What if I told u it was going 2 da programz so that we can get ta church and get our lives back on track? We wuz kings n shiet.In all seriousness, I just want to be a fucking NEET so badly, I hate part time retail work, I hate school, I hate going outside.
>>27148814
You have my vote, inheritance anon
>>27148814
Invest in some jews to start your own company, could be anything as long as you have money to start with it will be easy sailing, you don't even have to do any work just hire some CEO to check the books and make sure your turning a profit.
Goddam i want three million
>>27148814
I am a NEET about to become homeless. Can you please donate like $10k to me so I can try to fix my life and maybe invest and help you build the NWO? It's this or get thrown out onto the street and killing myself with a dirty shard of glass in a gutter somewhere. Paypal is [email protected] Thanks...
>>27148894https://privnote.com/pC0Etz17#KQIrVEiTD
The age of the NEET World Order will arise from the ashes.
>>27148968
>tfw your low amount of money and only moderate knowledge of stock investment makes it impossible for you to do this.
>>27148968
I thought we could compare notes and pool our savings for a greater good.
I'm gonna be dead soon anyways.
>>27149075
what online trader do you use? I've been trying to get into stock trading, but all of the websites shill for themselves and its impossible to get a straight answer.
>>27149117
What's the point?
I just wanted a small loan of 2 thousand dollars.
I thought OP was an ambitious man.
Blessing of Kek (or some say Kekket) upon you, anon.
>>27149137
Well, this summer I'm working a bunch, so I was gonna take a bit of money and see if I couldn't use my days off to try and make some more money. I've been reading on it, and talking to econ. professors, etc. I'd start small, obviously, but I want to know where to start.
>>27149075
You can take screenshots with PrintScrn.
Just crop out the sensitive bits.
>>27148814
Thisbeautiful future is almost here.
>>27149191
I don't know how computers work.
My nephew showed me enough to do what I wanted.
>tfw rich
>tfw pretty sure my life is still harder than any robots
>>27149251
How does that silver spoon taste?
I bet you're enjoying life too aren't you?
>>27149117
>but all of the websites shill for themselves and its impossible to get a straight answer.
Just go for an established broker that is regulated by the government like the SEC, FINRA etc. That means if your broker goes bust, atleast you'll get some form of compensation backed by the government.
It doesn't matter which broker you go with when you are first starting out. Also avoid review sites as they are mostly bullshit and have fake reviews (both positive and negative).
>>27148814
I would vote for you senpai~
>>27148881
are you talking about guaranteed minimum income? its not an unheard of concept
