Death 2016
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Who going to kill themselves this year?
me me me me me me me oooh oohh me me
>tfw I was highly suicidal
>try anti-depressants
>no longer suicidal but I don't want to live in this normie world
>>27148429
I wish. Still have to wait until I get my own place and can legally buy a shotgun, though, no suicide for me until 2017.
I'm in, atleast I think so.
>>27149559
Moving out will make you want to lkve though
ayaaa ya ya ya
I'm tempted to get two bottles of spirit, drink it outside and hope I gain the courage to get on top of a tall building.
We all know how it ends though.
I don't want to live, but I find the idea of death scary, even though I fantasize about it. I've considered suicide frequently, but since the helium method is no longer viable everything else seems painful or takes too long. I can't use a gun either.
>>27148429
I want to do it to prove a point, but I won't be around to see my handy work.
Plus I'm a coward.
I just wish I had a terminal illness or something, then people might be obliged to care about me even if a little.
Before killing yourself, consider becoming a trap for a year. Maybe even go on HRT. If you're still ugly a year later, go through with it I guess.
>>27149620
>since the helium method is no longer viable
It was never viable desu. Helium bottles being fluffed isn't a new phenomenon.
>>27149644
holy shit who would take the time to show a diet and training regimen to become a trap
>>27149684
someone who is trying to help faggots because he is a faggot
duh
>>27149591
I sort of "moved out" already (I'm at college, living on campus), and things have only gotten worse.
>>27149620
Just get super drunk and take some painkillers and lay your head on the traintracks. Well that's what I'm going to do anyways.
>>27148429
almost killed myelf last night. I'm suffering a fever in a homless shelter and I'm so cold all the time I feel like dying.
If Trump becomes president I will continue living, if not I will harakiri
>>27149644
Alternatively just diet and exercise with the goal of becoming stronger and more muscular, same amount of effort but half the world wont write you off as mentally ill
>>27150088
let's hope he actually makes a change if he does get in
I don't want to hurt my dad or only friend as much as possible, how do I make it look like an accident?
>>27149643
Pro tip they won't care. Maybe they'll say they're sorry maybe they'll even make you a card. But then they will go on with their lives and you will die alone
>>27150129
>being a straightcuck
>not wanting to be a cute girl
>>27150215
I mean I want to be a cute girl but this is the real world where I have a Y chromosome within my DNA short of changing that I will only ever be a feminine guy with fake tits and a dick that dresses like a chick or a guy with fak tits who dresses like a chick and has a cut up inside out pushed in penis, you can't change your sex anon this is real life
>>27148429
I've been a neet for too long, I am sick of being trapped in my apartment like an animal, unable to afford anything more than sitting in front of my computer for years without end, there is no future for me, no hope, just years and years of endless meaningless entertainment, I see no reason to continue.
>>27150249
you can if you're not a hairy masc faggot, or shitskin person
this is a boy, no hormones. he just looks like that with a touch of simple makeup.
>>27150352
Yeah and take his pants of and he has a dick or a mutilated dick how can he lead a normal life, if I wanted to be a girl I want to be the real deal, womb/ovaries and all not a guy playing girl
>>27150390
nothing wrong with having a feminine penis
no periods, no problems
It's low maintenance, clean, and prettier than a roastie
>>27150410
Trapfags pls traps are qt but this is a suicide thread
>>27149591
why would it make him want to live? What would change if he moved out by himself? He'd just be sitting alone in his apartment with not even his parents to keep him company.
>>27150444
oh, yeah I forgot what this thread was about. Sorry.
>>27149914
how did you end up homeless?
>>27150410
Traps can't reproduce so there is no point in my eyes of ever being one, if I want to take dick or fuck a dudes ass I'll just do that shit with some gay guy and if I want to fuck a feminine person I'll do it with a women, I'd marry the women tho because I want to pass on my genes, I mean I would fuck a trap but they don't seem like the type of person to ever end up in a lifetime relationship they just seem like fucktoys which is probably why so many of them end up suiciding
>>27150575
passing on genes is what normcuck low IQ chimps believe their destiny is
>>27150575
>Being this much of a normie
I feel sorry for you
Who here /willingtocomeandshootme/?
>>27149914
>homeless
>has internet and posts on /r9k/
nigga what
>>27149644
>wanting to be a faggot
>wanting to be some disgusting freak who thinks they look like a woman but can't pass at all
Man there are a lot of gay robots, you all need to stay in your own board. >>>lgbt
>>27150682
I made a few threads about that, everyone will chicken out and not do it, even if you pay them
>>27150613
>>27150673
Sorry familia I just can't repress my basic biological urges, they control me
>>27150729
You will never find a female willing to take your shit genes, family. Might as well become a girl and find TRUE love that only another man can give you. I guess you don't want to experience love.
>>27150742
>gay people
>love
Anon, I'm gay and finding love is probably as hard as with women, men sluts are an actual thing.
>>27150742
I will one way or another I'm practically insane but I'm also a sociopath so I can pretend I'm not, and my body is basically 8/10 at least I just need to keep lifting and get a tan and its fine
>>27148429
I might this year, but I've been through worse so if shit gets better I probably won't do it this year either.
Still gona wake up everyday wanting to die
Still gona walk the city without any restraint hoping to get run over by a car or getting stabbed by a vagrant mudslime
>>27150765
stop trying to find love on grindr you fucking fag
>>27150768
fuck you norman
>>27150824
I never used grindr
>>27150682
willing to pay for my plane to and back? Willing to pay my for my work?
>>27148429
I really want to, but I think I can't really jump off a bridge while drunk like I planned to.
I wish i could get a gun but it's not as easy as in 'murica where I live.
>>27151085
maybe try hanging? There are a lot of ways to do it.
