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Would mystery make a good president of the united states?
>>27146333
>when you forget to take off your trip
>>27146344
Uh? I didn't forget to take off my trip.
>>27146333
she wouldn't even be elected.
>>27146413
I think she would at least get the manbaby and woman vote, which is like the combined voting power of Clinton and Sanders.
>>27146529
Doj, you're one of my favourite tripfags
But don't you have a gf?
Why are you posting the worst poster r9k has ever had?
>>27146548
Yes I have a gf.
Because Mystery is an interesting person and fun to talk about.
trip fags make a skype group and circle jerk there, fuck outta here
>>27146333
idk do you have anymore pictures of her?
>That image reminds me how much her looks vary when she takes pictures. Maybe somewhat related to her fractured personality.
Uhh no she doesnt look different like at all....
>>27146333
She's actually really pretty. Her tits and pussy are fucking God like.
>>27146609
What makes her so interesting? Her and all other attentionwhores give the femanons here a bad name
until i see her pussy, i won't be convinced that she isn't a man/eggman
>>27146659
She, uniquely so, is a woman with the exact same mindset as male /r9k/ manbabies.
>>27146659
She's psychologically complex, and mysterious, while being feminine and pretty at the same time.
It's a odd combo to get in these superficial times. You wouldn't thin such a pretty girl would also be complex, fascinating, intelligent, and interesting on top of being able to do what she wants because she's so pretty.
Yet she has weird self esteem issues, and it's interesting to speculate on what she's been through in life to figure out why her perspective is what it is.
To some extent though I know this is a bit sadistic(?) it's fun and interesting to watch the neck beards obsess over her or try to tear her personality down. (Not that she should really feel bad about anything mean that's being said about her, it's pretty obvious its jealous spergs).
It's just interesting part of the /r9k/ board.
>>27146720
>psychologically complex
Uh, no. She has the mind of a child. There's nothing complex about that.
>>27146720
Also if I'm being honest I enjoy masturbating to pics, stories, videos of her. The mental complexity makes her seem more real and obtainable to me.
Also people being mean about her only adds to the mystique... I guess allows me to see her as a social victim. This is something I can relate to being a lonely reject.
The entire board's mentality of attacking attractive girls is fascinating too.
I'm looking for more fap material too, so please post pics/stories/vids.
>>27146720
>>27146772
Are you arguing with yourself? Haha...oh boy
>>27146720
how do you guys get mad at roasties and then turn around and like this hairy piece of wal mart deli meat?
>>27146785
This is so obviously you, Doj
>>27146772
Maybe in some aspects but not in all. The fact that she comes to a board like this to give some lucky bastard this much attention makes her complex. Because it means despite her looks she has BDD and different mental issues which disable her from seeing her own worth. I don't know enough about her history to know why this is true but I know that it is.
This makes her fallible on a human level that's interesting. Why are YOU interested?
Anyway it's fascinating to see how the ego unfolds in this way. How various anons see their self worth and relation to society.
Why do you think she's interesting to post about?
>>27146790
>>27146811
I've never masturbated to Mystery.
>>27146826
The cause of her mental state; why she has the mindset of a child to begin with. It's very unusual for a woman to be this mentally underdeveloped without having a learning disorder.
>>27146772
>>27146720
Her life is actually very interesting. There is so much to know and she has been through a lot.
>>27146826
>>27146826
Her self-esteem issues are fairly justified. Her BDD is mostly about her body. She is open about BDD and her bipolar depression throughout her posting history
>>27146841
>It's very unusual for a woman to be this mentally underdeveloped without having a learning disorder.
In speculation she could of been abused as a child rendering her in a perpetual state of child-likeness. This can happen with people who have a split ego (much like in BPD).
But outside of that she is a LOT more intelligent than you give her credit for. Part of you probably knows that thus why you are so obsessed with her.
>>27146891
I agree about her life being interesting. I don't know her story but in some ways it's obvious she's been through a lot but I find that attractive too.
>She is open about BDD and her bipolar depression throughout her posting history
This is fine but I don't think her self esteem issues are justified in the sense of thinking of herself as ugly or having a bad body. Personally I think her body is pretty nice. The BDD could be the way in which low self esteem manifests. That doesn't mean that she's actually ugly though.
>>27146903
Actually, I can't judge her on intelligence. I tried talking to her but she flipped her shit and blocked me 5 minutes after adding her.
>obsessed
It's just interest, not obsession, friend.
>>27146841
>I've never masturbated to Mystery.
Keep telling yourself whatever you'd like Doj.
>>27146942
Her self esteem issues are justified in the sense of other people putting her down. ie. parents, relationships, schoolbullies, peopleonr9k. People that she have trusted to see her face and body preleak have said her body is nice. Most people also claim her face is fairly substandard. Her current bf also claimed her facial features are atypical, before he stopped posting.
>>27146953
>I can't judge her on intelligence
Then why did you say she was childlike to the point of seeming to have a learning disability?
I don't really know anything about you so I don't know why or why not she'd not talk to you. However I can say for myself even though I am fascinated by her and think shes hot, I'd still never try and add her.
The best I hope for is that she maybe reads some of my posts and feels slightly better(?) Or feels like not everyone in the human race is terrible at least, that there is people capable of seeing someone hurt, broken, fallible and still tell they are worthy of love.
The act of trying to add her just means you want something from her so I don't exactly blame her. I can only imagine she's been used and hurt countless times.
Imagine the fucking load eggman must have came when I fapped to that mystery video
>>27147024
Maturity has nothing to do with intellect.
>>27147023
>other people putting her down
Obviously I've only seen the people on /r9k/ doing that. I'd think it would be obvious that here when you are anonymous people will just say anything that will cut the deepest the fastest. Still doesn't mean she is objectively ugly because she's not. Features that are atypical maybe but not ugly.
The point isn't that she is ugly or pretty it's that shes good enough that she should feel above a place like this. Yet doesn't. To me indicates a slew of low self esteem that I find sad yet attractive and complex.
Her face is not substandard, the only real flaw being slightly bad skin.
>>27146631
Lmao they look like brother and sister.
>>27147061
>Maturity has nothing to do with intellect.
>It's very unusual for a woman to be this mentally underdeveloped without having a learning disorder.
So you didn't mean a intellectual learning disorder? Or just separate from academia?
In that case you are talking about her emotional state not her logic and reasoning, right?
>>27146333
>horsepussy
I don't get the obsession with this particular, vapid attentionwhore.
She doesn't even look good naked and she has a disgusting greasy face, don't even need to talk about her pussy.
>>27147104
I mean it in an autistic sense. She's an absolute social fuckup but that doesn't mean she's incapable of comprehending quantum physics. I don't know about the latter because all she posts about here is based on her emotions and social skills.
>>27147061
>>27147023
>>27146953
>>27146891
>>27146826
>>27146785
>>27146720
>>27146631
>>27146529
>>27146344
>>27146333
I hope each and everyone of you dies for breathing life into this forgotten cancer.
You are pathetic and you give unworthy trashy whores attention they don't deserve.
Each and everyone of you are part of the cancer that is ruining this site.
PAY NO HEED TO FEMBOTS YOU BETA FAGGOTS.
>>27147112
She's slender with great big tits (God her tits are nice), her pussy is an innie too. Her face is cute, like a doll almost. Green eyes are the rarest too.
On top of all that she's victimized in a way that tugs on my heartstrings.
>>27147135
I see. I get what you are saying. None of that is too different from most people on this board.
So does she still lurk?
>>27147151
Sissy white cuckold detected
Originalcommentplox
>>27147173
I think yourbiggestfan said she did. I haven't talked to her since the incident.
I always think she's pupinia when i see the thumbnails
>>27147180
How does any of that say sissy white cuckhold? Rofl.
>>27147143
Bro, these jabronis can't even help it. They just wanna pump their seed into this whore. They probably even barely are able to talk to a woman as it is. In the animalistic and instinctual part of their minds, it's calling them out to try to somehow get this girl.
Honestly, it's shit like this why there should be male-only spaces. When there's females around, attractive females who are fertile, men just wanna take the time to attract her and fuck her instead of bonding with their fellow men. Eventually, it turns into High School 2.0 with all the antics, and the chads getting all the chicks.
>mystery.jpg
I wonder why that disgusting creature left us? I don't get to see horsepussy and greasy fetal alcohol syndrome every day.
>>27147199
she was literally trash.
>>27147200
THIS CUNT DESERVES NO ATTENTION EITHER.
You are a fucking cuck for liking any femanon.
>27147199
This is downright autistic logic. I'm not even trying to contact her so how am I trying to fuck her? Even if I knew her add or something I wouldn't try to add her.
I'm just having a discussion about her possible psychology. Fapping to her has nothing to do with it. If she was an ugly fat guy she'd still be psychologically fascinating.
Really is it that hard to see a female as a human?
Can someone explain the meme in op's pic, see it all the time but diffrent edits
>>27147223
>THIS CUNT DESERVES NO ATTENTION EITHER.
Who are you to judge what attention people deserve or don't deserve. If they don't deserve attention why are you in the thread screaming about how they don't? You realize you are adding more attention to it right?
>>27147250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie7fY4qo9hA
>>27147255
>Who are you to judge what attention people deserve or dont deserve?
BooHOOOOO you sound like fucking tumblr.
This cunt deserves no attention. SHE'S FUCKING FAMOUS HERE FORE BEING A 6/10 AND POSTING ON 4CHAN.
She has no other worthwhile qualities.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU BETA.
>>27147223
You sound like a faggot anon, I wish more cute girls posted here. We should get the word out that we have cucks who will buy them stuff off Amazon wishlists and donate. We trade attention with them, cucks buy them stuff, and we get cute pics and nudes. Win win for people who have self control like me.
>>27147284
>I wish more cute girls posted here.
Do you not understand that fembots ruin /r9k/
THEY BRING NOTHING GOOD.
Who the fuck cares about nudes!?
What the fuck are you some pathetic faggot who gets off on any bit of attention from a female.
No fembot has ever posted nudes that were worthwhile!
I've seen it all, and betas like you let this place be overrun with shitposting attention whores.
You're a fucking beta, and you have cucked /r9k/ with your attitude.
>>27147303
Women aren't allowed on wizchan. Go there instead. Bye.
>>27147303
>Do you not understand that fembots ruin /r9k/
There is honestly nothing worthwhile about r9k in the first place. The place is overrun with normies and memers, as an actual robot I have come to terms with this and am going to make the most of it. We have went through all the worthwhile threads a long time ago they are all repeats of the same shit now. I will offer you to prep me when I fuck Eliza. For I am the bull and you are the crying beta bitch.
>>27147346
You are a total cuck you will go nowhere with these whores.
Seriously.
Fucking sluts from /soc/ are better than fembots!
To be an attention hungry fembot is the scummiest fucking thing ever.
>"I'm just going to prey off the emotions of lonely and desperate men so I can boost my self confidence"
You support this cancer.
I hope you die for doing so.
>>27147372
>I will offer you to prep me when I fuck Eliza. For I am the bull and you are the crying beta bitch.
I'm the crying beta bitch for not giving a fuck about some attention whoring underaged slut?
You think you're ever going to meet her or fuck her.
Dream on. You probably won't even get her nudes.
All you'll get is blue-balled and cucked by her irl bf.
>"I'm just going to prey off the emotions of lonely and desperate men so I can boost my self confidence"
That is all this bitch is doing and you are the weakest most disgraceful man for enabling her to do it.
>>27146720
>ywn fuck mystery's greasy puffy pussy
>>27147279
Stop being so mad anon, it's not good for your health.
>>27147303
>Who the fuck cares about nudes!?
People who like girls not penis.
Sorry I have news for your: You might be gay.
>"I'm just going to prey off the emotions of lonely and desperate men so I can boost my self confidence"
OH NO IS IT POSSIBLE WOMEN CAN BE HUMAN TOO???!?! NO WAY A WOMAN LONELY AND DESPERATE THIS ISN"T POSSIBLE.
Get help anon.
>>27147387
>"I'm just going to prey off the emotions of lonely and desperate men so I can boost my self confidence"
>That is all this bitch is doing and you are the weakest most disgraceful man for enabling her to do it.
How do you possibly think this low of your own kind? Do you think that like you can't even talk to females too?
So if Mystery is so ugly and pathetic why doesn't she fit right in here according to your own logic? Why?
>>27147434
>So if Mystery is so ugly and pathetic why doesn't she fit right in here according to your own logic? Why?
If she is so ugly, so pathetic, and so trashy why doesn't she deserve to wallow in her pity like the guys here?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
can somebody post her motherless videos?
her voice sounds so.. monotone and uninterested
>>27147415
>I'm gay for not wanting a 6/10's nudes and not compromising my pride by joining the fuccboi bandwagon of orbiters.
>NO WAY A WOMAN LONELY AND DESPERATE THIS ISN"T POSSIBLE.
Lmao. You're literally a whiteknight.
These bitches are nowhere near as fucked up as the men who frequent this board.
Eliza isn't a true robot. she's probably a /soc/ whore who migrated just for easy attention.
Keep on fueling the cancer.
>>27147434
>Low of my own kind
Mystery isn't my own kind. She's a fucking pathetic attention whore who isn't hot enough for instagram.
She has to come on here and give men with no experience with women false hope.
She uses /r9k/'s betaness to boost her self esteem.
She isn't a 25 year old KV.
She doesn't have half of the struggles we have.
IF ALL THIS CUNT HAS TO DO IS GO TO A BOARD OF BETAS TO FIND A RELATIONSHIP, THEN SHE IS NOT ONE OF US.
>"I'll just shitpost and whore myself to chad, while getting compliments from betas to boost my self esteem after Chad is done using my pussy"
>I'm the crying beta bitch for not giving a fuck about some attention whoring underaged slut?
>You think you're ever going to meet her or fuck her. Dream on. You probably won't even get her nudes.
You are so easy to fuck with, I love it. I will still keep the offer to prep me on the table, you can even suck my cum out of her pussy after.
>>27147469
She looks so shy and embarrassed if you watch her on mute, but then if you listen to her she has that monotone autistic voice that major aspies have. It's a very interesting combination.
what does mystery.jpg smell like?
>>27147506
Coconuts.
>>27147483
>You are so easy to fuck with, I love it. I will still keep the offer to prep me on the table, you can even suck my cum out of her pussy after.
Until you are actually getting her nudes or fucking her.
You are just an orbiter my friend.
You have way too much regard and too big of a crush on her to be a bull.
You think the chad she's rimming right now would have this shit saved on his computer.>>27147372
You're a cucked orbiter, and you're trying to act like I'm a cuck when I'm not even interested in her.
Kek. You truly are pathetic.
>>27147506
>>27147508
>coconuts.
And chad'sEggman'spiss because this whore has a well known pee fetish.
What's he gonna do, make a big wearable watch?
funny thing is i disregard mystery.jpg posters.
she's a little punk and the funny thing is two years ago in a thread she agreed to be my gf but what ever came of it? nothing. doesn't matter ifound out that she had over 20 bfs because she would say 'yes' to anyone who asked her to be gf.
now i realize that there's probably at least a couple hundred femanons on this board all of which could potentially be my gf.
>>27147482
>These bitches are nowhere near as fucked up as the men who frequent this board.
So they can't get in because they aren't fucked up enough?
Pic related. A girl did it. I'm sure she just did it over something silly like Chad not calling her back right?
>pathetic attention whore who isn't hot enough for instagram.
But aren't you more 'fucked up' than her? So according to your own logic she is out of your league?
>She has to come on here and give men with no experience with women false hope.
>She uses /r9k/'s betaness to boost her self esteem.
She hasn't done either of those things. At all.
>She isn't a 25 year old KV.
>She doesn't have half of the struggles we have.
How do you know? She could be.
It is sad you are so far removed from other humans you feel this way. I hope you get better anon. Best of luck to you.
>>27147512
Your enthusiasm fills me with determination!
I like to schedule my day so if you are late to your prepping time I will lock the door and do it myself. And if you don't prep me you don't get to suck my cum out either. You can even wear the fedora I sent her and get comfy in the blanket she got while you watch me do a man's work.
>>27147512
>I'm not even interested in her.
Yet having a mental breakdown because of
her in a thread about her.
>>27147558
Forgot my pic. Like I said she prob isn't fucked up enough to be in our r9k club. Obviously doesn't hate herself enough.
>>27147581
>Having a mental breakdown
Projections, projections.
This isn't about an interest in her man.
I am pissed off over the faggots who feed these attention whores for doing absolutely nothing other than posting their face.
She's not whoring herself out. She's not posting nude and servicing us like she does chad.
She's coming in here for free attention and faggots like you shower her with it, and are too stupid to realize she will give you nothing more in return than posting dumbass selfies.
>>27147578
Senpai, you are literally a cucked orbiter.
Why are you fantasizing?
She probably got fucked today by her bf, yet you act like you're the one doing the cucking.
Let me repeat myself.
YOU ARE LITERALLY A KEKED ORBITER.
>>27147633
>she will give you nothing more in return than posting dumbass selfies.
So every interaction with someone you have to get something out of it?
What kind of selfish thinking is that? Yet you are calling other people selfish for some reason?
Why would I want something from her? Why???
Your insanity is leeking all over the place anon... Get help.
>>27147633
>She's not whoring herself out. She's not posting nude and servicing us like she does chad.
She whored herself for someone or they wouldn't of leeked her whored pics and vids here.
>>27147654
>Yet you are calling other people selfish for some reason?
I've never used that word once or implied it throughout all of my posts.
I haven't said anything about selfishness.
I just believe she does not deserve the attention if she isn't doing anything other than looking cute in selfies.
I just demand more out of women and I'm not easy like you.
>>27147682
>>27147682
So this anons>>27147578 a confirmed cucked orbiter?
>>27147633
Ok ok you can buy my lube also. You can lather me up as you prep me. I am a big guys and she is quite petite. But that is as far as I will go, I am not gay so if you want me to fuck you then you are shit out of luck. The farthest you can go is kissing my erect penis before it does its work.
>>27147682
>>27147654
>>27147581
Why are you posting pictures of aliens?
>>27147633
How does it make you feel that the girl in these pics has severe mental problems yet has a significant other and you have no one?
Do you feel anything in relation to other people? Do you see other people as actual people with feelings or pain or anything?
Well, I'm sure the guy is just a desperate beta and she'd rather be with a Chad, right?
Does every human have like a cartoonized version of motivations in life to you?
Are Chad's and Stacy's literal to you?
>>27147700
It's me and a different person anon.
Her nudes got leeked along with her story as a POSTER, as a person is interesting. Her disorders and what she goes through in life.
>>27147703
Here:
>>27147700
I'm just curious btw, I don't judge. I just think that you are insane.
Insanity is fascinating and that's why Mystery is fascinating.
So you also are fascinating for loosing your shit over this thread. You also have a very delusional understanding of reality and other people.
I'd be willing to bet you've never made a connection to someone. Male or female, for friendship or otherwise. That's how out of touch you seem.
I'm sorry that's happened to you in life but it doesn't mean that other people's pain isn't real. There are other humans on earth other than you.
>>27147745
And those humans belong where ever they choose to associate themselves. Saying Mystery doesn't belong is as dumb as if I were to say "I like the color blue" and you said "No, you don't." It's a completely subjective opinion. How in the world would you know how other people experience life. This is why you seem void of basic human empathy or understanding. Probably why you are continuing to assume that people would only be interested to get sex or something else out of it. Not everyone sees others as a commodity to judge based on their value towards what they can do for you.
If you really think your pain, rejection, low self esteem is somehow supreme and deserves special recognition then do pic related or shoot up a building like Elliot Rodgers because that's some seriously backwards thinking.
>>27147682
Whoring yourself to Chad is different from whoring yourself to a number of men by posting nudes.
>>27147702
You're literally a cucked orbiter.
>Reality of my words vs. your deluded fantasies.
Which one do you really think leaves the most impact?
You're probably pissed because I am completely right.
>>27147703
>Are Chad's and Stacy's literal to you?
Depends on the Person.
I've seen men and women who have embodies that stereotype.
Obviously theres much more complexity than that.
Eliza isn't a Stacy though.
>Well, I'm sure the guy is just a desperate beta and she'd rather be with a Chad, right?
I'm sure she'd love a Chad, but she has to be happy she's found someone whose willing to touch her wretched skin.
>Do you feel anything in relation to other people? Do you see other people as actual people with feelings or pain or anything?
I have no sympathy or empathy for roastie attention whores who plague this board.
They have problems but they aren't important enough in comparison with real robots.
I haven't seen one fembot on here with problems bigger than the anons.
>How does it make you feel that the girl in these pics has severe mental problems yet has a significant other and you have no one?
Indifferent.
Women have the fortune of being able to find a partner much easier than men who are in the same mental condition.
If it were a man with those scars, he'd probably be less likely to find someone to be with him, unless he was already with a girl before the accident occurred.
>>27147745
>I'd be willing to bet you've never made a connection to someone. Male or female, for friendship or otherwise. That's how out of touch you seem.
You'd be wrong.
I made a connection with a person only to be cucked and humiliated in a time where I was undergoing serious depression.
Maybe if I lacked a connection with women I would be orbiting attention whores like you are.
i can upload some more mystery nudes if you link a good video dumping site.
Stop making these doj, if you want (You)'s just pretend to role play like a fag more.
You're piggybacking.
>>27146785
she's interesting for about five minutes if you talk to her, before she turns out to be really simple.
>>27147783
If you try to claim that Mystery shouldn't be here because it would be easy for her to find a significant other, you are also delusional.
Since all you know is that she's a '6/10' according to your own rating. That straight up PROVES you are as shallow and superficial as the same school of thought you claim to hate and be hurt and repressed by.
So you are doing to her what you claim is wrong with people. Being shallow, superficial, judging based on appearance.
>>27147783
Mystery does not belong.
She couldn't even handle herself here.
She fiended for attention way too much to last on this site.
I know you think you're smart, but I don't think a person who trips and posts pictures of their face on an anonymous site belongs there.
I have empathy for others you're literally just more of a whiteknight than I'd ever be.
You'd be an emotional shoulder for these women even though they don't need the attention.
>>27147799
I just read >>27147703
He is totally right lmao.
You are mentally stunted, one of the fun things about Eliza is that she plays along with people like you.
If you find a girl you like I will be more than willing to fuck her for you. It is abundantly clear you can't do it yourself. Until you find one, we can use Eliza as an intermediate!
>>27147804
Do it. Please. What video is it btw? I lost the motherless link too.
>>27147822
Whatever helps you mentally survive.
>>27147834
She never self posted.
They were all leaks.
>>27147823
>Since all you know is that she's a '6/10' according to your own rating. That straight up PROVES you are as shallow and superficial as the same school of thought you claim to hate and be hurt and repressed by.
It's funny how much you are projecting.
I've never claimed to have a problem with being shallow and superficial.
In fact I never even mentioned anything about it.
You're literally talking to yourself my friend.
Yet you imply that I'm insane.
You're not as smart as you think you are.
>>27147834
>to last on this site
She was tripping on here longer than you've been lurking.
>>27147851
>Do it. Please. What video is it btw? I lost the motherless link too.
ill upload some new ones. theyre all pretty gross
Why do you fucking thirsty cunts keep circlejerking about these faggot trips.
ITT
>she's hot
>she's ugly
>you're wrong
>post more nudes
>There's something wrong with her
>she's interesting
And some more broken records..
You keep saying the same fucking things everytime one of you makes these stupid unoriginal shitty threads.
FUCK you all.
>>27147834
There is nothing wrong with wanting attention. If you said you were never that desperate for attention you'd be lying because you just admitted this:
>>27147799
>I made a connection with a person only to be cucked and humiliated in a time where I was undergoing serious depression.
Tell me, is it all because you perceive yourself to be ugly or what?
Really just curious. You are right about it being an anonymous image board. So be real.
It really is very fascinating that your complex is simultaneously and inferiority complex AND a superiority complex (in thinking that your pain is worse than another persons). I think it speaks volumes to how 'shallow' you might actually be, that's why I guessed first that you reprieve yourself to be ugly.
I'm actually curious at this point. You think you are ugly right?
>>27147853
Were the selfies leaked too?
>>27147846
You whiteknights really do need to go.
I don't see any issue with not empathizing with mystery or eliza.
To me they don't deserve that attention.
Mystery was a shitposter, and Eliza didn't even frequent this board enough to be called a robot.
My judge is you'd be willing to fuck just about any cute woman to post her face on /r9k/ regardless of who she is as a person.
I just won't stick my dick in cancer.
>>27147860
>She was tripping on here longer than you've been lurking.
How can someone really project this hard about an anonymous poster?
Was she here before 2014?
I've been on /r9k/ since 2012.
>>27147867
My thoughts exactly.
>>27147893
She was here since 2010
>>27146333
this thread is bad and you should feel bad
origrobotsealofapproval
>You will never orbit a greasy pig who cucked two guys
Feels good man
>>27147893
>Were the selfies leaked too?
yes, she never posted a picture of herself.
>>27147890
>reprieve yourself to be ugly.
perceive yourself
>>27147854
>I've never claimed to have a problem with being shallow and superficial.
I only guessed that you are shallow and superficial because you don't know any of Mystery's posts obviously since you think she posted herself and was seeking attention. All her pictures were leeks.
>>27147890
You're not smart enough to make projections about my self esteem anon.
>Tell me, is it all because you perceive yourself to be ugly or what?
I'm average, if I lost weight and worked out i'd be a 7/10.
My pain is worse than your average fembots.
I wont pretend I have it worse than your average male on this board though.
I empathize with men much more than the women who use this site.
>>27147372
>For I am the bull
She litterally camwhores for men from 4chan. Men she deems superior to you.
>>27147893
>My judge is you'd be willing to fuck just about any cute woman to post her face on /r9k/ regardless of who she is as a person.
Actually I don't really think I'm capable of sex. So I can see why it looks that way I just know for a fact that it isn't true. I have issues in that department of life.
>I just won't stick my dick in cancer.
I probably wont ever stick my dick anywhere actually.
>I've been on /r9k/ since 2012.
I just loled. I'm probably much older than you.
>>27147929
>>27147920
>Mystery's posts obviously since you think she posted herself and was seeking attention
Does this look like a post someone would make if they weren't seeking attention?
Regardless of whether or not she intentionally put her photos on 4chan, she was a shitposting, tripping, attention-whore.
>>27147909
I don't remember seeing her, I'm guessing her posts weren't as shit.
>>27147962
I'm 22.
>I don't think I'm capable of sex
Are you not the faggot who is typing cuck fantasies?
>>27147933
>I empathize with men much more than the women who use this site.
Well I am male but I empathize with them all.
>Men she deems superior to you.
Lol how do you know something like that? You know women sometimes aim low because they have low self esteem.
>>27147978
>Lol how do you know something like that? You know women sometimes aim low because they have low self esteem.
Lmao yeah, that's why she went for a tall Swedish muscle-chad
>>27147846
>>27147702
>>27147578
Please post more about what you'd do to Eliza chan.
>>27147893
Ok I am done shitposting anon, I am sorry you are so mentally damaged you can't read other human being anymore. I can tell the difference between a picture and a human being, but you can't. Humans are easy to manipulate and I find it hilarious. Don't have an aneurysm we need spergs like you to keep fighting to good fight making sure r9k doesn't go to shitlmao get real kid
>>27147954
I offered to that other guy, but if you buy Eliza a better gift you can prep me instead.
>>27147964
Oh please, someone on 4chan having a radical or controversial belief? Yea that's fucking new.
>>27147971
>Are you not the faggot who is typing cuck fantasies?
No, see this post:
>>27147726
Two different people.
>>27147964
>being this triggered
Go back to Facebook if you wanna cry about Bowie, cunt
>>27147978
>You know women sometimes aim low because they have low self esteem.
I am aware of this.
But I still think I have more serious problems than your average fembot.
>>27147989
this is gay as fuck.
>>27147992
Here is your cuck>>27147989
>He's mentally damaged
>devoid of human empathy
No I am just desensitized to bullshit.
And most female problems are bullshit.
You're still a cucked orbiter my friend.
That is an absolute truth.
>>27147998
>Oh please, someone on 4chan having a radical or controversial belief? Yea that's fucking new.
Are you really this much of a retarded whiteknight.
SHE'S ONLY POSTING FOR A REACTION AND ATTENTION.
This isn't her fucking true belief, she was just doing it to be a cunt.
How vapid are you?
>>27148021
>defending shitposting
Facebook suits you much more than it suits me.
Also Bowie is a legend, R.I.P.
>>27148031
Mystery really hated pedophiles, that's her true belief man
>>27147964
>if they weren't seeking attention
Lori Mattox literally had sex with bowie underaged and her shtick was hating pedos. Makes sense dude.
>>27148045
Because she wasn't young enough to entice them anymore. Just petty jeaously.
>>27148031
>You're still a cucked orbiter my friend.
>That is an absolute truth.
I'm not going to apologize for having feelings for someone, I think it's my best trait.
You can call me a faggot, pussy, white knight, feminist cuck all you want. I still don't feel ashamed for having empathy for another human being.
>>27148062
Stop moving the goalposts.
>>27148062
Lol, how is she not young enough?
>>27148112
Because she's a used up roastie you dumb cuck
>>27148116
She has an innie though? Do you even know where the term 'roastie' originated. Do you know what part of the body it's supposed to represent?
>>27148138
I probably wouldn't be surprised if I found out she was a virgin. I don't think her leeked nudes count as actual intercourse.
>>27148148
>I probably wouldn't be surprised if I found out she was a virgin
She had a husband you deluded beta. She always talked about how much she wish she was a virgin.
>>27148148
>I don't having sex counts as having sex
Did any of you manbaby retards even finish high school?
>>27148157
She STILL managed to have an innie.
>>27148182
That a better man than you creampied.
>>27148171
Where was she having sex in a video?
No where.
>>27148138
note that the foreskin is elastic and goes back to its normal position after stretching it you autist
>>27148196
Yeah, okay. You definitely didn't finish high school or you simply have an IQ of sub 50.
>>27148204
Then explain forskin stretching to cure phimosis. Or stretching to restore foreskin.
You virgins literally can't even tell when a girl has a tight snatch rofl!
>>27148187
>better man
Kek >>27148187
>>27148229
I've never seen her do insertion. Other than having a husband and claiming to have sex I would of never known.
>>27148265
>would of
Oh god it's like you're not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>27148204
so are labia
anyone who has large labia was born with a predisposition to grow larger labia
what you shouldn't be looking for is enlarged labia but discoloration and potential scarring
>>27147992
Interesting posts Thomas. I love reading what you have you say. Great shitposting.
>>27148298
Give me a better pic than that one for my hard work. I even advertised the Amazon list, I'm sure a gamma will come by and buy you some things.
>>27148055
>Lori Mattox
>Taking the account of a groupie whose main goal in life is to fuck musicians.
There is no other accounts of Bowie having sex with young girls.
You really think this bitch isn't lying. Kill yourself you whiteknight.
Stop listening and believing.
>>27148073
YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTELY KEKED ORBITER
You don't have to apologize to me, but you shouldn't be playing cuck fantasies when you, yourself are getting cucked by Eliza's chad.
>>27148396
Rares? What do you request?
>>27148404
btw that guy wasn't me
t. Bull
>>27148422
Oh so you're also a tripfag too.
Seriously I'd fucking pop a boner if you got in a car accident.
>>27148417
Ofcoarse I want rares, I am putting a huge strain on my archive trying to shitpost with an Eliza in each one. The more common the Eliza the less valuable the post tbqh.
>>27148437
I make new Elizas daily.
>>27148287
>>27148282
You are both retarded.
>>27148404
I don't even know who Eliza is so how could I be getting keked by her?
>>27148437
What pics are rarest? Pics in school? Pics from phone? Pics taken by others?
>>27148437
>a man this obsessed with a 6/10 15 year old attention whore fancies himself a bull.
KEKED ORBITER.
>>27148287
Yea these two holes look exactly the same. Hurr..
>>27147061
fuck you doj, you are easily the worst tripfag. from now on, i will make it my obligation to tell you to fuck off any time i see you in a thread, for the sole purpose of making you just a little more annoyed. i hate you with a passion that cannot be quenched by anything other than live suicide on cam that i can masturbate to
>>27148519
Thanks for the free bumps, I guess, friend.
>>27148469
That's a cute one. Irl Tomoko.
>>27148497
Classified. The rarest are the ones I take from my van.
>>27148523
oh shit he got me, i forgot to sage!
its clear for all the "meaningful discussion" you claim to want, all you really want is attention from "femanons" and the "manbabies" you hate so much
fuck you gonna do about it, cuck faggot?
>>27148559
Ah, yes, Thomas you are a bull alright. ;^)
>>27148523
You are cancer and you deserve to die.
>>27148559
>That's a cute one. Irl Tomoko
>Classified. The rarest are the ones I take from my van.
Eliza has probably been DP'd by 2 niggers and you're sitting here collecting pics of her shitty selfies.KEK'D ORBITER
>>27148576
Sage was turned off long ago, and if it wasn't, I'd just reply to your post to give myself a free bump. Thanks?
>>27148584
You aren't allowed to use 4chan when below the age of 18.
>>27148577
Chop me up with that knife, chop me into pieces then eat me.Thanks for rares babe
>>27148584
Laughing is healthy, you are making me healthier
>>27148584
>Eliza has probably been DP'd by 2 niggers and you're sitting here collecting pics of her shitty selfies.
is this what you masturbate to?
Nice ongoing harassment campaign, doj
>>27148590
no problem, actually suprised you managed to get me to reply. i assume you already know about how much of a pathetic waste of space you amd everything that you have ever done is, so ill spare the ad hominem and just get to the point. i managed to take time out of your day, and although you may act like it doesnt matter to you because you can now bump your own thread, i can tell it does. i made you think about me. i won
>>27148590
I'm 22 and I think you don't deserve to be here. You are a tripfaggot who feeds these parasitic attention whores.
KYS.
>>27148616
>Laughing is healthy, you are making me healthier
I love how you can't even argue against me because you know it's true.
>>27148629
Nah I fap to tripfags getting in car accidents.
>>27148616
Please help me write a book about my experiences as a camwhore. You're interesting. You could contribute.
>>27148636
Oh no you won.
>>27148639
>I'm 22
Everyone believes you, Anon.
>>27148636
but he made you think about you doing that so he think about you. just admit your feelings to him.
>>27148665
I am literally 22.
Should I post pics of my growler collection?
>>27148668
Why do shitposting tripfags have a defense force of dickriding faggots ready to shield them from valid criticism?
>>27148639
My mom died in a car crash yesterday, you are really inconsiderate.I can keep going if you want to cum
>>27148641
That one isn't a rare, I think Thomas or someone posted that yesterday. Oh yeah Thomas posted some bitch with cans. I would love to contribute.
>>27148668
if we were to fuck id be on top :^)
>>27148707
You can't post pics or you'll be violating one of /r9k/'s rules.
>>27148713
That was myself shilling. Here's a live pic
>>27148739
i have to wonder doj, does it give you enjoyment to see people get mad like it does to me? why not just ignore us? i thought you didnt care about who "won"
>>27148739
>>27148755
And the cancer has arrived.
>>27148763
I only feel pity.
>>27148768
>calling a 15 year old virgin girl a whore
Grasping pretty hard there, Anon.
>>27148755
You do not deserve special treament for being a girl.
Fuck off.
>>27148775
She's absolutely a whore.
She fiends for attention and I know she's well aware of fucking smut and sex because she browses this site.
>>27148755
TODAY, FOLLOWING THE SUCCESS OF THE 'FUCK DOJ' TRIP IN GETTING TRIPFAGS AND THEIR PATHETIC FOLLOWERS ANGRY, I HAVE DECIDED TO EXPAND MY TRIP TO INCLUDE ALL TRIP FAGS, FOR THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY CANCEROUS
>>27148784
I'm an attention whore. So you're right. Not a slut though.
I'm about to meet an orbiter tomorrow IRL who's my age. Pretty exciting.
>>27148784
Nope.
whore
noun: whore; plural noun: whores
1.
a prostitute.
prostitute
noun: prostitute; plural noun: prostitutes
1.
a person, typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.
>>27148755
It was either you or your friends, doesn't matter to me as long as there are rares being posted. I am grateful for the rares my beloved cutie.
>>27148803
There shouldn't be anyone on this site your age.
But good for you. I'm happy you will be cucking all of your orbiters.
I'm positive you're a slut. You'd probably rim your ideal man at age 15.
>>27148807
Okay she's a slut then.
>>27148825
YOU ARE A LITERAL KEKED ORBITER.
CURRENTLY ABOUT TO GET KEKED.>>27148803
>>27148803
>>27148803
>>27148803
>>27148829
get help anon you are insane.
>>27148836
Jesus dude don't you have something better to do? Don't get your panties in a bunch. Go drink a comfy hot cocoa and watch some Sesame Street to relax.
>>27148829
Nope.
slut
noun: slut; plural noun: sluts
1.
a woman who has many casual sexual partners.
>>27148844
There's legitimately nothing wrong with me trying to rid an underaged girl from /r9k/
She's literally fucked in the head for being here at her age.
>>27148858
She's an attenion-seeking underaged female, who I believe to be a slut.
>>27148848
I think fighting cancer is worth my time.
>>27148825
>>27148807
>>27148755
greetings tripfags! like my trip? if i post enough, i might be as famous and renound as you all are as the most pathetic people to enter this board! how does it feel to know that you are pathetic enough to enter this place, this male-dominated lonely place, with the sole intent of seeking attention? do you realize how sad it is that a human like yourself could deteriorate this far? i can tell you all had some sort of potentional. id be depressed for you if it wasnt so funny
>>27148879
>>27148886
Greetings my name is Thomas and I will gladly fuck your bitch because you can't. My cum tastes like Watermelon and beta tears. I am glad you have joined us with your trips, you really are showing us who is boss.
t. Bull
>>27148901
Haven't you've ever heard of a counter trip.
Stop calling yourself a bull when Eliza is going to meet another man from /r9k/ tomorrow to probably netflix and fuck.
You are the only one getting cucked.
>>27148901
XXXDDDDDD SO RaNdUM!!!! XDDDD
>>27148929
I'm meeting thomas. we're gonna make a video and cuck yiu all.
my idol says to wait until marriage
>>27148929
>>27148932
Oh my it seems your trips have disappeared. Change of heart? Lmao go buy my lube.
t. Bull
>>27148941
Trip or bullshit.
>>27148947
>Trips has disappeared
That's because Eliza has stopped posting.
I have many trips to let tripfaggots know they are cancer.
Like this one.
>>27148901
i didnt know it would be so easy to aggrivate tripfags! i gotta do this more often, your tryhard reactions to my meaningless trolling is hilarious. im just imagining how long it took you to write that, how great and witty you mustve felt to yourself and cracking up. and that filename? eliza2? the oh so subtle implication that you have a folder or collection of some random femanon from r9k? priceless
>>27148970
Are you getting off to this too? Because I sure am. Sounds like a win win to me.
>>27148886
Hey thread, I'm a girl and I'm lonely. Who wants to talk on skype?
>>27148999
Hey baby that is a nice get you have there. Post skype and amazon wishlist and we can start talking. <3
>>27148992
hel yeah i am getting off to this, thats a two second reaction time to my post! just a little side note, last i checked "bulls" and alphas dont save pictures of insecure girls from 4chan to their personal devices, they just fuck them
>>27148992
yeah, i bet you're reallllly getting off to that. is that reverse psychology or something?
>>27149020
I bet you know alot about bulls don't you anon.
>You'll never watch O'Hara creampie Eliza
Bad feel
>>27149016
are you really this much of a desperate bitch?
>>27149038
I'm pretty sure you're a tripfag so why don't you just put it back on.
>>27148929
>countertrip
I want reddit to leave.
>>27149051
>paying this much attention to attention whores.
I want /soc/ to leave.
You're shitting up this board you faggot. Go to /soc/ where you will be better suited.
>>27148963
>>27148963
It's real. We're meeting tomorrow
>>27149073
>eliza !dR7WV1bjfM
Just kill yourself.
I am having alot of fun in this thread lmao.
>>27149038
Donate to Eliza's GoFundMe and I will talk it over with her. gofundme /ktmqwm5g
>>27149101
I don't think asking for donations is allowed!
>>27149404
moot plz forgive me!
>>27149441
>moot
Who is moot?
>>27146333
jesus she is the eggman of woman
except woman are better able to cover it with makeup and trick photography etc.
>>27147200
eliza come back ily~
>tfw DLing all these fresh Eliza
Why did you shut down the chat?!
>>27146333
she'd make a good president of my dick
>>27146785
link to this video please
already got the few on mless
>>27149512
What is /b/?
what is /r9k/?
Where are we?
>>27146653
post pics anon please
Post more rare Elizas please.
