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do people assume you are also a virgin (or celibate if you had one previously)? Or do they assume sex is happening with fuck buddies?
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>>27145909
>tinder
>bar hopping
>one night stands
>everyone
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>>27146527
What does the last one mean? Everyone?
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>>27146818
Implies yes to your question.
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>>27146831
Which question? First or second?
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Is that Zibby from FJ?
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>>27146861
Yes. Exactly right anon. It's a stupid question. It would depend on your looks.
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I'm in my early 30's, and when I tell people I'm single they always assume it's because I still want to "play the field" or I don't want to be in a committed relationship and such.

Fucking normies, I'm single because I was a wizard until a short while ago. A gf would be great, but I still can't get gf. Normies seem to think gfs grow on trees or something.
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>18, virgin, no real GF
>people thought that I had already got a serious GF at some point and had fucked many women
>people now have admitted that they think I have a tiny dick

So the normies fell for the dick size = sex frequency thing too.
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>>27147074
There was a rumor at my school that I had a really big dick and was keeping quiet about it. Still virgin, so I received no benefit.
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>>27146527
>everyone
If that's the case why am I still a virgin?
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>>27147229
Go be gay. First time on grindr and you'll see what it's like to be a woman. You can be having sex first night.
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>>27147229
You are no one of course. Telling me that you didn't know that?
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>>27147337
>tfw none of the sex apps work on my poorfag tablet.
>only snapchat and kik
>tfw kik is for underage
Well........
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>>27145909
Sometimes I feel like this is true.

I'm good friends with a few normies and they constantly have new stories about who is fucking who and what not. I try to stay quiet while they do this because they'll immediately shift all attention to me if I draw attention to myself. I don't have any stories to share at all and I'm sure they've figured that out by now, but they're still friendly with me.

I just suffer through the anxiety during the conversation, expecting them to ask me about anything involving my relationship with women at any moment.

>Mfw I've given normies relationship advice while I've never advanced anywhere with a female in my life
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>tfw you're not even a virgin (your friends don't know) and your friends think you're gay just because you've never had a gf and you don't talk about sex in an outgoing manner like everyone else
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>>27146933
>A gf would be great, but I still can't get gf. Normies seem to think gfs grow on trees or something.

Fucking this. My coworkers ask me if I have a girlfriend every few weeks and every time I say no they think it's appalling and that I'm gay.
GIRLFRIENDS DO NOT GROW ON TREES! NOT EVERYBODY CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AT THE SAME TIME! FUCKING NORMIES! REEEE
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>>27146933
>>27147429
I've met chicks that screwed in trees. Just saying.
>Florida.
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>>27147363
Are you interested in being gay? Not with me
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>>27147530
Way into anal so I had to stop. Probably though for THAT.
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