Hey NEETcucks, how are you? Awwwww sleepy? Whats that? You only got 19 hours of sleep, you poor thing. Ill tell you what, you go back to bed and ill take your girlfriend out for that dinner you two were suppose to have. Ill even take her somewhere nice, I think shes sick of getting food off the dollar menu. Anyway, you better get back to bed, you are going to need the energy to finish that book you are writing so I can read it during my lunch break. I find amusement in the writings of autistic men. Dont worry NEET, ill take good care of your girl, nighty night NEETcuck
>>27145048
Heres that (you) you so desprately wanted.
Thisis false, as the wagecuck has no time for such activities.
Thank you, gracious wagecuck. Ever since I got the doctor's word that I only had a few more months to live, it has been hard to leave the bed. They've got me on four fentanyl patches to relieve my pain and it just knocks me out. Please take care of Rachel, she is all I've got. I am trusting you with the love of my life. Take good care of her. *cough cough* Looks like the breakthrough pain is coming back, better take my morphine. Got chemo in the morning, so I need my rest.
>>27145107
Its ok NEETcuck, keep being autistic
>TFW /studentcuckonspringbreak/
>TFW it's my 21st birthday
Neetcucks and wagecucks will never know this feeling
>>27145048
> your girlfriend
you... you're making fun of yourself right?
right?
>>27145177
Liberal arts major huh? You are the biggest cuck here
>>27145203
Comp sci, nigga
>>27145214
Fuck you nerd
Original shit
>>27145048
So let's run this down:
>I got 19 hours of sleep while you got 2
>My girlfriend has you orbiting her, you are going to buy her a nice meal and then she comes home and bangs me
>You're right, I will need more sleep to keep my mind at 100% for my novel. You are probably used to operating at low levels due to overwork and sleep deprivation
Kek, from the mouths of slaves. Better luck tomorrow wagie, get some good sleep tonight and try to come up with something better tomorrow. ;)
>>27145177
>I'll keep hitting my head with a hammer
>you guys will never know the relief when I briefly stop the hammering!
>>27145231
butthurt neet/wagecuck kill yourself
>>27145247
Except your girl is coming home with me, you see im a doctor and shes afraid she might have breast cancer. Dont worry NEETcuck, ill take good care of her tits, maybe even giver her something to relax her, the meds will likely make her horny as a side effect so I hope you wont mind the taste of my cock when she visits you later.
>>27145321
>wagecucks literally have to drug and rape girls to get pussy
Jesus, you're a fucking creep.
>>27145285
>Spending 160 grand for a piece of paper
You are the cuck, or do you go to community college?
>>27145247
>19 hours of sleep
>I-I-I-I have a lot more free time than you do! My 5 hours are worth more than your 8!
>>27145117
>>27145123
>>27145321
The wagies are in top samefag/damage control form tonight! Why is it so easy for us neets to turn the tides and embarrass slaves in their own thread? Simple, because our minds are well rested and happy. In any kind of intellectual confrontation we make them look like blathering children. Don't cry too much when you lay down tonight wagecucks. Its not your fault.
>>27145345
I go to a nice cheap university, and have intern experience. suck it, faggot
>>27145048
*WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEOO*
Alright! Pull over wagecuck! Get out of the vehicle now! Keep your paycheck where I can see it! Don't make any sudden movements!
*krrrzzt*
Victor Niner Niner we got ourselves a W-24, Category 3 Wagecuck down by the south on-ramp Suspect looks tired and overworked.
*krrzt*
>tfw Australia has introduced work for the dole
Lmao fuck neetcucks, now no one in this country can just relax
>>27145391
If NEETS are so smart, how come you are broke?
>>27145405
>Cheap uni
Someone had poor grades
>>27145421
But arent cops wagecucks?
>>27145451
>If NEETS are so smart, how come you are broke?
Literally making things up with no basis. What a sad attempt slave, try to think up a new insult and come back. I'll be here all night. Don't stay up too late yourself though, big Monday coming up. :)
>>27145502
>Gets 600 a month
>Not broke
Looks like NEETs arent getting enough sleep, 600 month is sad
>>27145482
This meme doesn't need to make sense anymore.
We've gone too deep now.
>>27145048
>I find amusement in the writings of autistic men
Do you have any recommendations? I tend to wander lulu.com now and then, looking for self-published works by people with broken minds, but I'm always open to suggestions.
>>27145048
>NEET
>girlfriend
Weak bait.
>>27145482
He isn't a real cop, but with all his free time he made up this imaginary character he enjoys pretending to be and the character is a police officer/superhero
>>27145048
daily reminder this is what the average NEET looks like
>>27145048
Clocks ticking NEETY boy, will you burn like a bonfire or flicker like a candle?
>>27145871
Please have respect; he isn't "pretending"; it's careful research into his opera about the life of a rapidly aging man who has lost touch with reality. He will embody this generation's Walter Mitty, once he can focus enough to finish it.
>>27145048
Thistext is debunked by the Smug Wojak above.
