whats it like having a girlfriend? I've never had one but I guess that's obvious.
The fact that you think you can ask that here and get a genuine answer says that this place is dead
Can be nice but stressful
It's dog shit. Every bit of jealously and insecurity you have is multiplied. Feels like a constant losing battle.
>>27143128
Isn't that guy Kylo Ren?
>>27143227
This place has been dead for a long while. Nothing is the same anymore.
All the gf and relationship threads are no longer satire. Just fags genuinely talking about their girlfriends and other gay shit.
Good for the first few months but requires alot effort from that point onward. Maybe you'll last a year, maybe 2, but eventually you'll break up and as you get older you realize that's inevitable. Love does not exist
>>27143240
>>27143257
You dont belong on this board. Honest
>>27143276
Wow if those are not the words of a defeatist I dont know what are
It's amazing if you meet the right person. Someone who loves you unconditionally for you, despite all your faults, is incomparable to any other feeling.
>>27143257
This makes me think that I must really be fucked in the head, having a gf made me think that women were just crazy and jealous but apparently men are too.
I cannot relate at all to jealousy, and having to put up with it just made me never want to be in another relationship again.
>>27143227
Not dead, just evolved.
It's like having a best friend who is stupid, unfunny, selfish, vain, boring, greedy, manipulative and constantly forcing you to do things you don't enjoy.
Also you fuck them.
>>27143316
that webm describes you pretty well
Die
>>27143326
It was destroyed by normalfags. This place had a reason to exist and was exciting as fuck
>>27143329
I thought you forgot manipulative but you didn't.
Never underestimate how manipulative girls are.
>>27143316
>Someone who loves you unconditionally for you
How can love exist unconditionally for a specific person? If love is unconditional, shouldn't it be universal?
>>27143350
Normalfag witch hunting doesn't help.
>all these people genuinely responding
Everything I loved in life is dying because of normalfags
My favorite outdoor hobbies, my favorite video games, my favorite imageboards, my favorite websites, everything
All of you deserve nothing but death and I will start praying for it daily
>>27143350
Actually us normalfags just come here to laugh and torment butthurt frogposters and permavirgins like yourself. Many of us, myself included, were once you and enjoy knowing we're no longer as pathetic as the rest of you.
>>27143400
it did when this place was intact
>>27143387
Unconditional love exists for the self unless the person is very disturbed.
This is why parents love their offspring - genetic copies - it's pure survival instinct.
>>27143428
Well nothing lasts forever in the same state.
>Dopamine rush
>Yay! Sex!
>Bullshitting about how cool you both are to keep each other interested
>I wub you
>Honeymoon ends
>You see each other's less savory parts
>Stop lusting after each other
>Get bored
>You're basically roommates now
>Things get more boring
>One of you fucks around or meets someone new
>Contrive a reason to break it off
>Both walk away thinking the other is a piece of shit
Save yourself
>>27143427
So you're a Machiavellian malevolent prick who was a normalfag to begin with anyways? Feels good to know I could probably kick your ass. Hope we can meet one day and swipe that smug look off your face
omfucking god is it a lot of work. they always w/ the feels, and make you do and say stupid shit, jesus sometimes i wonder if better alone
>>27143473
I'm shaking in my fuckin' boots.
>>27143128
Is driver really as much of a fag as he looks?
>>27143473
Look out someone took away this 12 year old's tendies.
I'm glad you suffer. Eat shit
>>27143128
Mentally exhausting, like walking on eggshells watching everything you say. God forbid you send her into her mental gymnastics....dramabomb!
Also, your life ultimately now revolves around her menstrual cycle for whatever fucking reason. Your hobbies and personal life be damned.
>>27143537
Is this your laugh?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gArIlvKB3U
>>27143466
This is pretty much how 80% of relationships go now. Most people don't believe in compromise anymore and don't know how to work through relatively minor problems/character flaws.
People are either sluts or serial monogamists, either way they're just looking for a cheap thrill.
100% of all romantic relationships at or before 21 ends in heartbreak.
The higher you rise, the harder your fall.
>>27143571
>mental gymnastics
This is why I hate women in particular, but also people in generalincluding many on this site
The inability to view things logically and objectively after becoming emotionally invested in an idea.
>>27143350
>It was destroyed by normalfags. This place had a reason to exist and was exciting as fuck
This board was/is nothing more than an original content version of /b/, a place of random shit without constant memes and idiocy. Nothing more, nothing less.
It was the feel shit and permavirgins that were the cancer that hurt the board, not the "normies". In fact the wizard apprentices hurt this place so much, it became known as a "gangbang of whining" and "/r9gay/". Moot even killed this place because of it, but only resurrected it due to this board's cancer spreading all over 4chan.
The normalfags were never the problem. This was their domain to begin with.
>>27143128
I'm not a robot and was just creeping on this board so that I can better understand you people. I told myself I wouldn't post anything (because this board isn't for me), but ill make an exception to explain this to you
Having a girlfriend is wonderful. All the fear and loneliness melts away. You become a single combined entity. Your shared experience fosters growth. You become strong. You begin to care about living because you have someone who you don't want to leave behind. Before I met my girlfriend, I honestly didn't care if I died. Butt now I do. Now I'm working towards long term goals. Some fools will say that women are time and money sinks, that's false. Women are an emotional investment. They pay back the energy you put in ten fold.
Being with a woman requires you to give up part of yourself. To change. I feel like hats what prohibits many robots from finding love. Once you accept hat women are just as pathetically lonely as you, and like you they merely seek someone to be nice to them and care about their well being, you will find love and happiness. You must set aside your misogyny and hate, change whatever part of yourself she can't tolerate. And learn to tolerate parts of her that you find annoying. Because it's worth it. Because the hollowness in your soul will disappear. You will feel true joy and belonging.
I remember what it's like to be you, and honestly i want all of you to climb out of the shit hole and find happiness. Because trust me, you can
I keep having dreams that involve me doing lovey-dovey things with a girlfriend. The kicker? It's the same girl in the dreams every time. Some qt red-haired German girl.
So my knowledge, while first-hand knowledge, is probably not reliable but let me tell you, it is so comfy having a gf. There's just something magical about cuddling up with someone you love who loves you back.
>that warmth
>those smells
>those emotions
>that gentle touch
I can't do it anymore bros. These pleasure of these dreams are nothing but pain in the morning.
>>27143532
He's playing a character. That isn't some random paparazzi shot of him walking around. He plays Lena Dunham's boyfriend on Girls.
>>27143387
Technically unconditional love doesn't exist, but you can get a very committed partner by being a nice person to them
My gf was sucking my dick earlier and her braces scraped my foreskin and a little drop of blood came out. She said she was really sorry and she'll let me do anything I want to her next time. Any ideas? Im not really into anal desu
>>27143847
Tell her that she doesn't owe you anything because you love her and your relationship is valuable and important.
>>27143702
this board no longer produces anything of value you retard and that shit you're talking about lasted for six months tops.
When virgins were here they started their own dating website, made tons of OC, had entrepreneurs here, bank threads, car keying threads, all sorts of cool shit going down. People getting hired to do porn or code websites. Crazy tripfags, etc.
The people whining about it were cancerous parasitic pricks like you who seeked to ruin something good.
Go fuck yourself pal
>>27143863
>>27143863
But thats no fun anon. I didnt mind at all but she insisted
A casual gf feels pretty good. It's when you're too deep in love that things can get messy.
>>27143778
protip: that's how it actually is
sdfargsefd
>>27143919
Well you can either be a nice person and pleasantly surprise her for the sake of being nice. Or you can do he nice thing for sociopath reasons and hope you can get more out of her by pretending to be nice. Double your winnings
>>27143777
>change whatever part of yourself she can't tolerate. And learn to tolerate parts of her that you find annoying
>How to be a cuck: 101
ftfy
>>27143953
>that's how it actually is
Nothing but pain in the morning? Or the other stuff?
Honestly dating is kind of stupid unless you're seriously planning on getting married.
When I'm dating somebody, I turned into 1/2 of a man. I stop doing badass shit, traveling to cool places and accomplishing as many things. Long term dating with no goal in mind is just weird. It's time consuming, stressful, it can be expensive, and you have to put up with a lot of bullshit most of the time. Sometimes they are passive aggressive, sometimes they have a temper, sometimes you date somebody who subtly flirts with other guys, and sometimes you get somebody who is so clingy it's disgusting. Also sex is seriously overrated, and is probably better in marriage.
When I'm single, I have all of this pent up energy that I need to get rid of, so I do all kinds of stuff. So yeah, forget dating unless you are seriously planning on getting married and having kids soon.
>>27143975
well if you wake up away from her both
>>27143128
Depends on the dynamic. My first girlfriend I really loved and the sex was outstanding, but we argued a lot and we were never going to make it long term due to cultural differences (she was an African Muslim). A bit of jealousy and mistrust on both sides when we were apart.
My current girlfriend I'm not in love with, but I like her and am fond of her. I know she's not going to cheat, we basically never argue, the sex is decent (but not wild), and we mostly hang out and eat food and watch movies. It's comfy. Sometimes I miss fucking other girls, but I would honestly lose respect for myself if I did because she's legitimately a good girl who trusts me.
>>27143777
not even kinda clever or subtle, ruseman
congrats on the repeating digits tho
>>27143316
Yeah but then you still fall into depression and they leave you because now you're "toxic".
And there go all those years of unconditional love. Once you can't entertain them anymore they will find any reason to leave, you'll see.
>>27144021
This doesn't help me, anon.
Fuck it. I just need to find me a red-haired German girl. I can read German so it'll be cool.
>So down deep the rabbit hole
>Even if by some miracle god sent me a partner
>I wouldnt know how to show her any affection
>>27144008
You have it backwards. You become a real man when you are with a woman. You become a foolish child when you are alone. Grow up
>>27144084
What does this mean? Sorry I don't know your specific internet terminology
>>27144116
Yeah I have a lot of adults telling me that, but then I look at their lives and they usually are getting yelled at by their wives and are emotionally dependent on them.
I agree that a real man starts a family and all that, but women are just a drag. They are simply not fun. They don't shoot guns, they don't camp, they don't enjoy traveling, they don't like doing dangerous things, it's just boring.
I can watch a movie on the couch or go to a cafe for a bit, but it gets so depressing after a while. I just want to be in the mountain wilderness with a bunch of guns and a sleeping bag. Women can't handle that kind of stuff and just bitch constantly.
>>27143967
If you want to start living in the real world, you need to cast aside this stupid cuck mythology. I swear to god everyone on is website thinks that's actually how the world works.
Enjoy your loneliness robotfag, because if you think being a decent person makes you a cuck then you will die alone
>>27143967
>>27144084
He's actually right. The fact that you unironically think there should be no give and take is one (I'm sure there are many more) reason why you will never find happiness.
>>27144167
Then just be a fag. If you don't want to ascend to a higher form of being by combining with a woman, you can just waste your life fagging it up
>>27143702
>This was their domain to begin with
That's like saying /x/ always belonged to /b/ to begin with just because they raided them until they were dead
>>27144199
Men are smart and funny and I love their companionship, but I despite faggots and homosexuality.
I have a constant urge to fuck women from the second I wake up to the minute I go to sleep, but once you start dating them it gets very depressing usually within 6 months. There's just no winning.
>>27144116
>Implying being a "real man" is a good thing
>>27144246
>There's just no winning.
From what you describe winning for you is to fuck women and stay single, which is compatible with traveling.
>>27144246
Well maybe if you didn't have a mental age of 12 things would be different. Don't blame women for your failures
>>27144343
>maybe if you weren't an emotionally dependent faggot who needed a woman to make your whole life complete like the rest of these cucks things would be better for you
Low tests actually believe this
>>27144199
>Implying life has an objective meaning
If you want to be cucked by biology into raising the next generation of humans then be my guest, but don't assume that's what everyone wants.
I've always considered contributing a new world changing invention or philosophy a much more valuable contribution to humanity, but that being said no one is obligated to contribute anyways.
>>27143777
really anon kun, am I gonna make it?
>>27144343
>blame women
>failures
Project much? You sound like a bitter loser.
>>27144091
>Yeah but then you still fall into depression and they leave you because now you're "toxic"
You just triggered me some pretty bad flashbacks anon
God how I fucking hate that "toxic" word
>>27144374
You know, people say that a lot but I'm sure you aren't an Albert Einstein. It's just a convenient excuse to rationalize to yourself that you aren't a parasite to society.
>>27144459
>but that being said no one is obligated to contribute anyways.
Who's rationalizing?
>>27144520
Those who don't contribute are parasites. Exceptions are made for children and the elderly. You owe society a debt by being born work to pay it back or kill yourself before you waste more resources
>>27143967
Non-robot fag here, you really need to drop the cuck thing if you want to be happy. It's okay if you believe that shit ironically, but everyone gets cucked in this fucking world and right now you are a lonely sack of shit sitting with nothing to do but shitpost. The only type of cucking you can prevent is the type that is self given and instead you choose it over the possibility of the outside world cucking you. YOU are therefore the biggest, most neckbeard, pseudo victim KEK there is.
>>27144167
>I agree that a real man starts a family and all that
A real man does whatever the fuck he wants. Masculinity has nothing to do with starting a family and you know it.
I have no idea where you blue pilled normalfags are coming from but you need to gtfo
No one asked you to come here
>>27144591
Nah being a parasite is fun. My main goal is to live for personal pleasure.
>>27144591
Yes goy, keep believing you owe something to the world. Keep believing we matter.
You think all you want is a girlfriend, but then when you get one it's much worse than expected.
If youre really ugly and mega autismo, date an ugly/ and or poor girl. The #1 issue people have with finding a gf is that theyre fat and ugly or they dont clean themselves.
>>27143128
I never had one either. But I imagine it's pretty shitty. Imagine some bitch hanging around you all the time. Nagging. Eating up your money and pooping ocassionaly? It's like having a dog that loves you a lot less but costs a lot more. What's with everyone's obsession of finding a gf? Lol quit being untermensch and be the man that Hitler knew you could be. Faggot.
Constantly on edge
Yes she was bpd
>>27143128
Having someone constantly needing attention and also literally hanging off of you. It makes walking require more effort than it should. If you need to pull your pants up or something you'll have to do it with one hand. You draw way more attention in public, and can't really go anywhere without people noticing you.
>>27146522
You know you don't always have to hold her like that you dumb bastard. Goddamn conjoined couples taking double the room on footpaths. I make an exception for when you're on the beach or in a romantic setting, or you've been apart for weeks, or you're huddling together to conserve body heat.
Me and my girlfriend travel single file to conceal our numbers.
>>27144116
>>27144167
>>27144199
I never understood this "real man" thing. We were all already born male. I don't need validation, sexual or otherwise from some woman to be a "real man". Having your masculinity defined that way by society, gender norms or what people think is enslaving yourself and ultimately damaging/counterproductive. Rushing out to date the nearest clam that will accept you so you can feel like a real man is absurd and insane.
If you meet someone who you get along with and are willing to compromise for then by all means, take a chance. But nobody should go out and focus on finding a partner for this reason or any without critically analyzing why they might want/need one in the first place.
>>27143777
fuck off leddit cuck
>>27143128
Soul crushing.
>inb4 robots can't have "gf"
Right -- but emulating social protocol can sometimes work. Never felt an emotional connection -- it gets horrible very quickly -- people, and especially females, are illogical -- you will dump her after a few weeks, then swear them off for a few months/years, then wash rinse repeat.
Seriously, you're not missing out. Remember, fembots do not exist, so by "gf" you mean spending time in close proximity with a human female brain.
>>27143128
>tfw you'll forever be a 1.77m manlet
>>27144091
Wow
Fuck you for bringing up that word
Well I had one girlfriend in my life and I didn't like it. She would always need attention, in the form of text messages, or she want me to call her and talk about NOTHING, and I noticed that all she really talked about was her feelings and her thoughts on other people. I did think she was pretty, but I found sex disgusting. I also get horrible anxiety around people and feel like all my public interaction is a performance, like I'm an actor and nothing I do is genuine. I feel like eyes are on every part of my body thinking every kind of bad thought, so being around someone just gave me that feeling all the time.
I just can't really think of any reason to get a girlfriend. I don't have a crush on anyone, pretty sure I never have. I don't get lonely. I have NO desire for sex with another person, it's disgusting. I don't get that 'self-esteem boost' that some insecure guys seem to get when they have a 'hot girl' on their arm, so other people (they think) will think good thoughts about him.
There's really no reason to have a girlfriend. (for me)
the downside I've noted is that some people think I'm strange being alone all the time. and it's harder to do shooping, cooking, paying rent etc with just one person.
>>27147732
People telling you to "man up", or be a "real man" are just trying to make themselves feel better about their shitty situation. Everyone I've ever heard say either of those things have been unhappy, or insecure in general. Same thing with "get a life", and "grow up".
>>27143466
This is TOO ACCURATE
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS FUCKING TRAP IT GETS WORSE
>>27143777
All of those things sound very unpleasant to me. Is it strange that I have absolutely no desire to "share experiences" with anyone else? I do not want to know about other people; I do not want to deal with their emotions and problems. I am not even interested in hearing about others' interests or anything. I could just be selfish, but I really do not see the appeal of that stuff. Why would anyone want to become intimate with someone in that way, anyway? It is just pathetic from the sound of it.
>>27143777
>change whatever part of yourself she can't tolerate. And learn to tolerate parts of her that you find annoying
normies ladies and gentlemen
>>27143777
>They pay back the energy you put in ten fold.
Holy fucking shit did I kek. 10/10 well done sir.
>>27144416
>>27147839
Literally raged about this word in HotS yesterday, eveyone on the team bar the person that used the word i managed to swing around to my way of thinking over the course of 15 minutes and then we won the game by 25mins.
Feels good man.
>>27143777
Nice, impressive, i like it.
>>27143777
kekadoodledoo
originalion commentariodoso
>>27143128
its fine and dandy until she cucks you
>>27143316
not like that would ever happen :^(
>>27143128
It's fine, but every now and then I have to put up with some of her bullshit that gets in the way of my hobbies and school.
>>27143777
Sadly this just isn't true.
I'm not a hateful misogynist. I don't have anything against women as a group. I don't really have anything against any group as a whole. I'm not terribly ugly, disfigured or obese. I'm just a normal person. Kind of quiet, but whatever.
Even so I've been alone my entire life. Growing up in middle and high school I was kind of a weirdo. I looked, acted, and dressed kind of weird and was a loner so it's no wonder I was never payed much mind then. But I mellowed out quite a lot after high school. I even have regular friends and recently have started pursuing long term goals and changing my life around. In spite of all this I'm still massively depressed and pretty empty inside and no one has or ever taken a romantic interest in me.
For some people, like myself, for whatever reason we're just meant to be alone. I'm in my mid 20s now and the irony is that I continue to feel lonely and isolated, but the older I get the more disconnected I feel from other humans in general. I feel like I can't relate to them. Don't understand them, don't even want to get to know them despite constantly feeling the acute lack of intimacy and warmth in my life. It's a funny sort of paradox. Repulsed by people, but desperately dreaming about them.
>>27149036
This desu senpai
Bloxbloxx
happiness
jealousy
something to do
confidence
paranoia
>>27143387
love isn't usually unconditional though. there's an entirely different region in the brain for becoming really attached to someone beyond reason.
the problem in muh society is that people don't spend enough time together to get there in the first place and even if they do they still ruin their relationships even if they love someone. that feeling of attachment turns out to be weaker than the feeling you get from fucking some new slut or moving for a better job, so for a relationship to last (and by far most marriages do, desu, people are just sensationalist faggots since poor people can afford to do it and less young people do it), there has to be much more than "love" keeping people together (usually kids lmao).
>>27143128
Has it's good and bad days desu. I love my GF completely and the companionship as well as sex does make getting through life a bit easier. But it's not like it's fixes everything, you still get stressed out by the same things that stress you out when you're single. Also disagreements leading to arguments can be stressful and fuck with your head for the day. But overall it's just nice to know at the end of the day that you've got somebody there for you and you can be there for them. Hope that helps.
>>27149036
>Repulsed by people, but desperately dreaming about them.
Can relate.
>>27143128
I got one a few months ago.
It does not solve your problems as many of you think. Your self esteem increases a bit, but you get used to it.
Now you'll be worried about her cucking you, getting her pregnant, keeping it working or satisfying her at bed, besides other things.
>>27143257
this women are attention whores and your girlfriend is going to be talking to hundreds of guys on her Facebook.
>>27143128
How tall is that girl?
>tfw afraid of commitment
>tfw afraid of hurting people
>tfw to nice to seduce aromantically
>>27143128
Well, I've only ever been in one-sided relationships in which I was putting in more effort than the girl, so I can only speak from that experience, but it's mostly as >>27143257 described
Feelings of jealousy and insecurity are intensified. Constantly feeling like shit because your affection is not reciprocated with nearly the same enthusiasm as you give it.
Obviously I've only ever been in bad relationships, so I couldn't tell you what it's like to find love. At the very least, I can say that feeling the warmth of someone else's body next to you as you're sleeping is a beautiful, if fleeting, experience.
Sex is pretty okay, too, nothing special though.
P E B B L E S
someone alert Sam Hyde! She must have recovered after her ovarian cysts burst!
>>27144188
Seems like the guy has to do most of the giving though
>>27143128
Fucking dumb. It's like being a babysitter, but you go to jail if you reprimand them.
>>27143270
yeah, and the fact that he's dating an ugly girl means that he has character. I like him more now
Can someone post EXACTLY how they got a girlfriend?
>How many friends did you have?
>How important was having a social circle.
>Do you consider yourself attractive?
>Where did you meet?
>Did you go to parties?
>What did you do while together?
>>27150670
>0 friends
>had no social circle
>I'm bald 5'7 and consider my face an objective 2/10
>she approached me like every relationship I've ever had
>Nope
>sex, walks, talked about anime/mma/wrestling and other random garbage
>>27150670
>no friends
>no social circle
>Im average at best
>met online
>we hated parties but she hosted a picnic once
>watched movies and cooked together and played magic the gathering and went on hikes
i miss her so
>>27143316
>is incomparable to any other feeling.
a great friendship is pretty much just like a relationship minus all the bad feelings and all the sex, I'd argue that it's a very good trade-off
>>27143128
like a regular friend but they take your money too
>>27150670
>small circle of 5-6 close friends
>in my case, very important, was introduced to her through best friend
>I'd give my face a 6/10, and my body a 3/10 (tfw 5'4" skinnyfat manlet)
>only on the holidays, such as Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.
>have sex, watch movies, talk, play vidyas, go out to eat, etc.
>>27144094
I know this feel bro.
I only know how to display affection through sarcasm and rudeness. I never asked for this.
>>27150670
>I have a few close friends, maybe 3 or 4
>She was one of those friends so not important
>I'm balding rapidly, face is eh at best
>Met at school when we were very young
>Didn't go to parties
>Played video games, cuddled, watched movies, went out
