When was the first time you saw private parts IRL?
i still haven't seen anyone else naked in real life. I don't even know what i would do if someone took of their clothes in front of me. Probably cry and embarrass myself desu
>>27141801
Haha, w-what do you mean? Private parts, in real life? Do you take me for some sort of artisan in the art of interaction with the fairer sex?
Begone, for I have seen no such thing.
>>27141801
>saw my cousins circumcised penises while we took baths together
>we argued over who's was the biggest
>they told me mine was weird
And:
>staying at babysitters house
>she has a daughter my age
>she makes me get naked in exchange for showing me her vag for a few seconds
Sadly never seen another naked past puberty
When my dad walked down the hallway butt naked to get to the bathroom but my bedroom door was open while I was on the computer.
I will always remember how it wiggled each time he took a step.
>>27141801
>When was the first time you saw private parts IRL?
I was one week away from being 18 and a half, so I said "fuck this" and hired an escort. She had a really pretty, juicy pussy.
>>27141801
>The first time that I saw real tits was at church camp
>tfw a stereotype
My cousin's, when she was babysitting me. She liked to do things with me for some reason. Kissing, feeling each other up while nude, things like that. Would've been maybe 9 at the time. Still jerk off to her over 15 years later.
>>27141924
>staying at babysitters house
>she has a daughter my age
>she makes me get naked in exchange for showing me her vag for a few seconds
How come i never believe these stories? Kids arent even sexually active.
I want to see a naked person in real life, /r9k/, but I'm repulsive to women, and don't wanna buy a hooker cause I'm scared. I don't care if they're a guy or a girl, but I don't wanna do anything illegal or dangerous. What can I do?
>>27142173
Buy a hooker or go to a bar and pick up a drunk slag. Just do it you son of a bitch.
>>27142026
She also made me kiss her. Idk man. I felt exposed, I just wanted to know what girls had down there
>front butt
>>27142173
go to Las Vegas, prostitution is legal there.
Alternatively, go to a strip club, you can see all you want there.
I was 27 with a slut I met on tinder
>Watching a movie on her couch
>She decides to lift up her skirt and show me her new underwear
>Gently slide my hand onto her lap and feel the material
>She moans quietly
>I think fuck it and start circling her twat with my fingers
>She likes it
>Takes her underwear off
>Roastie but don't care at this point
9 months before you were born
>>27142393
I just hope my dad got it out of his system.
>>27142427
Kek
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