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>8"x6" dick
OR
>4"x3.5" dick
>$2000 deposited each week into you bank account
>>27141170
Haha hahahahaha 100k a year for a tiny dick?
>>27141170
gimme the $2000/week
If the small dick works and isn't circumcised I'll take it.
>>27141242
I think that's the story of my life already. Welcome to being an engineer
>>27141170
>get small dick
>have enough disposable income to hire a 9/10 prostitute every day of the week who will please you regardless of dick size
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>27141170
4"x3.5" dick even without the money. 8x6 would be a chore, that's fucking painful, you guys are delusional if you think that shit is desirable outside of porn
Where's my money? I already have a 4" penis.
Will it account for inflation?
>>27141170
Can I substitute the big dick with my current dick size (7"x6") but be 6'2 instead?
>>27141170
jesus christ that bitch looks like a neanderthal
>>27141170
It's funny how literally only guys actually care about dick size. Any girl in the heat of the moment will not be able to tell the difference and anything that is noticeable is fucking painful. Porn has fucked up perception in western society that you need to be a 10/10 but go anywhere else and this sort of insecurity doesn't exist.
Vaginal orgasms are rare anyway and you're better stimulating the clit at the same time.
Hell yes gimme the money familia. I'll fuck all the hookers I want.
>>27141170
>tfw 7 x 6 already
Hasn't been much use to me yet. I could probably handle a bit of shrinkage for 100k extra a year.
>>27141285
>tons of girls want to get hurt by one.
news flash thry're watching porn too
could i get the average of those dimensions and $1000/week in my bank account?
>>27141170
I only have to sacrifice .5 inches to earn $2000 a week?
>>27141170
This is the most stupid question I've ever seen, money can do more for you than a big dick ever will, what's the point of having an 8 inch dick if you're 5'2?
>>27141408
>Any girl in the heat of the moment will not be able to tell the difference and anything that is noticeable is fucking painful.
She will notice. It won't prevent her from following through, but you are naive if you think that she won't be moderately disappointed.
>>27141457
>money can do more for you than a big dick ever will
True, like you can pay women to stop laughing at your 4 inch dick every time you take your pants off.
>>27141659
Studies as well as anecdotal evidence have shown that it is much more about the interaction and feelings between the couple than dick length and you're honestly deluded to think otherwise.
>>27141791
before I engage you further, link to these studies
>>27141170
President tax or post tax?
>>27141170
Im already 8x6 so pay up faggot.
>>27141170
>x6
What the fuck does that mean?
>>27142740
8 times 6 so a 48 inch dick
>>27142740
6" girth - arguably matters more than length
>>27142973
kek
>>27141283
>9/10 prostitute every day of the week
After taxes you're getting like $1000/week, so more like ONE 9/10 prostitute a week. OR TWO 7/10s a week, maybe.
>>27141170
The second one, no doubt about it.
>>27143689
move to nz. Very high end prositutes are around $600NZD/hour due to the practice being fully legalized. $150-$300 would be decent,clean attractive tier for someone fairly new to the business
>>27141170
the second desu sempai
8"x6" dick is overrated
I take the dig bick
TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS
Good lord das a lot of money. Can't you gimme like a 6x4.5 and $1200/mo. Yes it can be in pennies
>collect money and cheat with the 8-incher
>>27141170
Fuck, for $100k a year you can HAVE my penis. Cut the fucker off, not like I'm using it.
Then I'll be free from women and can have all the money I'd ever really need to enjoy life.
tfw dick 7.5" by 6"
tfw 250k salary as a foreign contractor
nice try
The second one is only half an inch smaller than I actually am. Where the fuck is my 2k?
Give me the big dick.
>>27142973
Forty-seven keks
Who needs a big dick when i got money
My brother is a 5'6" and he has a wife
He lives in a penthouse all the way in seattle
so my dick doubles in size and i get free money?
sounds good
>>27144085
it really isnt that much money senpai
Id take the microdick and slowly store away some of the weekly money until I had enough to travel to Korea for enlargement surgery.
easily the second one
>tfw maybe get penis extender
It's a tough one op. It's not the sum it's the security it offers. Probably still Penis.
ill take the big dick
2k USD would make me live like a king in Brazil, so I take it
Also, it's not that bad taking dick in the ass
gimme dat der dick
give the money to somebody who needs it
Either way I'm getting a smaller dick
>>27141332
Yes, It's still 4" while inflated
>>27141170
Second one easily.
Face is ugly regardless, plus social retardation. A larger dick isn't gonna fix that.
>>27141170
$2000/week with ease. At least I know what it's like to be lonely. The money would help.
>>27141170
the answer is CARA
>>27141170
I don't know. My dick is already a decent size, but getting one extra inch isn't gonna do much other than give me bragging rights. Being 5'4 though, if I woke up one day and realized my dick was that small I'd probably kms, even with the incentive of money.
I'd take the dick size.
>>27141170
Give me the big dick
>>27141170
i'd date a girl that looked like a cross between emma watson and richard dawkins t b h
>>27141170
I would chop my dick off for 2k a week for life
>>27141170
Big dick. I already make good money.
>>27141285
>he still thinks girls aren't masochist
Well we've found the cuck at least
>>27143689
>2000 deposited in your account
>deposited in your account
>deposited
Nigger, why would they tax your money AFTER it was deposited in you account? Quit adding your own gay twist into the hypothetical scenario
>8"x6" dick
There are many ways to get money, but none to get a bigger dick
>>27141170
8x6 all day err day
Small dick easily. Its not like I'm ever getting laid with any kind of dick anyway, at least I'll escape my wagekek hell
>>27141242
yep. that pretty much sums it up.
Dick isnt important in this world anons, give me the money
Women are innately valuable. A man is only as valuable as the service he is able to provide others.
cara looks like fucking man
>>27149672
I used to think she was hot until I heard her voice in an interview. It quickly became apparent that she's a dyke and I instantly lost all attraction to her.
>>27149667
whats the pic from? I'm assuming a snapshot of a video?
if i shaved those eyebrows off i could knit a pair of socks
>>27141170
>>4"x3.5" dick
>>$2000 deposited each week into you bank account
please and thank you.
my dick is like 1cm on the flop
where do i sign
on the bones its like 7" tho :S OP needs to be more clear before i sign this document
>>27149667
I have always thought this. Women, being the bearers of the womb, and undergoing a lengthy gestation period, are inherently valuable because of it, and at the same time, must be choosy about potential partners. Men, who are able to reproduce with multiple women with relatively little effort, are largely disposable, and must prove themselves.
Women are human beings, men are human doings.
>>27149667
>>27149703
guessing you dont know
If you choose the former you don't belong here
>>27149808
Some bitch in a video of that Karen something mra/egalitarian giving a speech at a university. Girl in pic was a bleeding heart feminist though so do not bother.
2000k I won't get someone to love me anyways.
>>27141285
Dude you're retarded that's too tiny
-femanon
>>27145328
gtfo of /r9k/, if 100k isn't a lot of money to you you're a fucking normie that doesn't belong here
>>27141170
>>8"x6" dick
>>27141170
$8000 a month is not "rich". Like 25% of us make that kind of money.
>>27141170
SHOW ME THE MONEEEEEYYYYYY!
origami contidos
>save up $100k
>get dick enlargement surgery
>big dick and $2k a month
Where the fuck do you guys come up with these square dick dimensions
>>27151342
>25% of us make that kind of money
In a year maybe, there's literally no reason a place full of failures would get paid that much in a month and still think they have a shit life. Its just like with people who come from rich families and think they have it bad.
>>27141170
>tfw MTF trannies look almost real
Could have fooled me if not for the grotesque face.
>>27145328
Its more than enough for a humble NEET like me. None of the huge millionaire toys interest me.
>>27141170
>this is a 10/10 in the Islamic Caliphate
Allready qualify for small penis. Gib moneyz.
>pick money option
>have to keep converting the currency so its not worthless here
>they charge VAT on top of that
I dunno anymore
this is actually a hard question for me
still going to have to take the money
The latter, my dick is already that small but I never plan on using it other than to piss and fap.
>>27141170
eh, I mostly bottom annyway, so I'll take the money.
>>27141362
no
kokokoko
I'll take the cash
>>27141170
Having a bick dick won't cure my autism
I take the money senpai
>>27142729
>I believe you because you sound like a dumb nignog.
its one or the other, and the cash includes a 4 inch microdick, stupid. I believe you because you sound like a dumb nignog.
>>27141170
I'm an ugly KV and have no chance to get laid. SO why should i care about my dick's length ?
Send the money homie.
